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Topic: JOKE OF THE DAY
Posted: Saturday, July 24, 2021 7:33:52 AM
Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.

Autocorrect has become my worst enema.

Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
It lost its contacts.
Topic: JOKE OF THE DAY
Posted: Friday, July 23, 2021 8:05:00 AM
If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
Scholar ships.
Topic: JOKE OF THE DAY
Posted: Thursday, July 22, 2021 8:03:40 AM
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked.
Topic: JOKE OF THE DAY
Posted: Wednesday, July 21, 2021 4:27:56 PM
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Topic: JOKE OF THE DAY
Posted: Tuesday, July 20, 2021 8:20:22 AM
What did one candle say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
"With you I have found my perfect match.”

What did the candle say to the match?
“You light up my life.”

How did one candle ask the other candle for a date?
“If you aren’t busy tonight, we could go out together.”
Topic: JOKE OF THE DAY
Posted: Monday, July 19, 2021 7:18:56 AM
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets.
Topic: Thoughts on the Derek Chauvin Trial
Posted: Sunday, July 18, 2021 9:51:04 PM
FounDit said:

He could have avoided all of that be behaving properly. He could have obeyed the instructions of the officers. He could have gotten into the police car when asked. He could have told the police he had ingested drugs and needed medical help, and they would have taken him to a hospital. He could have simply behaved like a normal, intelligent, human being, but he chose to behave like a fool and paid the price for it with his own death at his own hands.


Wow! So, George Floyd behaved like a fool and was responsible for his own death! Really? Why? Because he didn’t “behave” like a good little boy and do everything the nice Mr. Policeman told him to do? You make it sound as if Derek Chauvin was some kind of Florence Nightingale! Do you really believe that if George Floyd had told the understanding, sympathetic and kind Mr. Policeman, that he had ingested drugs and needed medical help, that Chauvin would have driven him to a hospital? Are you kidding? Especially given Chauvin’s past behavior with black men? Sorry, I think that is very naive.
Topic: JOKE OF THE DAY
Posted: Sunday, July 18, 2021 1:55:10 PM
"I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover calories."
Topic: Have an Awe Full Day
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2021 6:42:13 PM
Hi Epiphileon, how are you? I saw your title for this forum and it really got my attention. I just read the article from NPR. Thanks for posting the link. What an interesting idea. We so seldom read or hear anything about the emotion awe, as if it hardly exists.

When I think of what fills me with awe, I also think of nature. Living in the San Francisco Bay Area, one of my favorite places to visit is Muir Woods over in Marin County. Run by the National Park Service, it protects 554 acres, almost half of which contain the spectacular coastal redwood forests. Most of these redwood trees are anywhere from 500-800 years old, and grow close to 300 feet tall! They are just magnificent to see up close. I always feel such inner peace, and so close to God, standing among these giants of nature.
Topic: JOKE OF THE DAY
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2021 7:41:26 AM
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says.
“A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”