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Topic: HO HO HOMONYMS!
Posted: Thursday, November 23, 2017 3:39:30 PM
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Some of us are groovy, some of us are great,
some of you are not so, some of you just grate.
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If I were a lame 'un, I wouldn't advertise it.
Topic: HO HO HOMONYMS!
Posted: Wednesday, November 22, 2017 2:37:12 PM
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I can't tell you how I felt
when I touched that Fuzzy Felt!
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If I were a lame 'un, I wouldn't advertise it.
Topic: Feast of the Presentation of the Blessed Virgin Mary
Posted: Tuesday, November 21, 2017 1:47:57 AM
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We know about this incidents because of the entry in the diary her older cousin kept.
The diary contains innumerable episodes borrowed by the author of the Book of James.

"On Friday our sweet little Mary received her first patent baby janes, on the day of
Sabbath then she was a virtual fashion plate at temple."

The diary, when discovered, was wrapped in that week's edition of The Biblical Times.
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If I were a lame 'un, I wouldn't advertise it.
Topic: HO HO HOMONYMS!
Posted: Monday, November 20, 2017 7:17:10 PM
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A pride has lions in it.
And lions have pride, innit?
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If I were a lame 'un, I wouldn't advertise it.
Topic: HO HO HOMONYMS!
Posted: Monday, November 20, 2017 3:07:22 PM
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Once a week I yield to passion
out of dough a doe I fashion.
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If I were a lame 'un, I wouldn't advertise it.
Topic: HO HO HOMONYMS!
Posted: Sunday, November 19, 2017 9:17:11 PM
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Kneader, baker, do not loaf,
give us our daily loaf.
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If I were a lame 'un, I wouldn't advertise it.
Topic: she’s got quite a chassis
Posted: Sunday, November 19, 2017 10:21:51 AM
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FYI
Two examples how other languages solved
this extremely sensitive issue (in translation):

blind streetlet (dimin. because never a major thoroughfare)
sackstreet
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If I were a lame 'un, I wouldn't advertise it.
Topic: HO HO HOMONYMS!
Posted: Sunday, November 19, 2017 8:36:48 AM
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Can't think of anything odder:
In the middle of an ugly bridge
(perhaps spanning the fated Oder)
beautiful people playing bridge.
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If I were a lame 'un, I wouldn't advertise it.
Topic: HO HO HOMONYMS!
Posted: Saturday, November 18, 2017 5:05:08 PM
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My neighbor has some brazen calves
-- they come by daily, lick my calves.
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Topic: Jesussssssss
Posted: Saturday, November 18, 2017 2:17:19 PM
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Now a hisssing Jesus?

We await explanation.

The metric version is verily a sign
of progress. Good job. I love it.

If I were a lame 'un, I wouldn't advertise it.

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