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pedro
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2016 4:46:29 AM
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'Epiphileon wrote:
Drag0nspeaker wrote:
Somehow I was under the impression that harvest-time was nearer Autumn than Spring.


Unless your harvesting maple syrup.
it is about the end of march. '



we'll have to wait until next year then.
Kerry.P
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2016 11:30:16 PM
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You northern-hemisphere-centric people. Brick wall Brick wall

Harvest IS IN March, ie early autumn. Well, for us in the southern hemisphere. Whistle
jesusandmo
Posted: Thursday, April 14, 2016 8:12:53 AM
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Keepyy's whole message is starting to look, at best, highly ambiguous … or simply meaningless nonsense, perhaps? Shhh

Shame, I was right on the verge of converting.

keepyy
Posted: Thursday, April 14, 2016 8:46:26 AM

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the plan of the god of israel is hidden in his speech. through the bible by the holy spirit, the servant will understand and proclaim it.
keepyy
Posted: Thursday, April 14, 2016 8:53:04 AM

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pedro wrote:
'Epiphileon wrote:
Drag0nspeaker wrote:
Somehow I was under the impression that harvest-time was nearer Autumn than Spring.


Unless your harvesting maple syrup.
it is about the end of march. '



we'll have to wait until next year then.

get ready
keepyy
Posted: Thursday, April 14, 2016 9:02:33 AM

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keepyy wrote:
jesus is coming back the second time in the latter half of the spring?

the wedding banquet in heaven is ready, we? are eating and drinking. suddenly the reporter in jerusalem calls out, 'here they? come in chariots and horses', and the command rings out, 'officers? prepare your shields for battle?'
jesusandmo
Posted: Thursday, April 14, 2016 10:06:05 AM
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keepyy
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2016 10:09:49 AM

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with drawn swords and bent bows chariots and horses stand in front of the gates of jerusalem. all his defences crumble.........
what is happening, why are people celebrating, the whole city? in turmoil excitement. your men who died in this war did not die by swords, all your leaders run away and are captured before they shoot a single arrow.
keepyy
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2016 11:02:30 AM

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the lord almighty is calling you then to weep and mourn, shave your heads and wear sackcloth in sorrow for your sins.
keepyy
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2016 11:09:26 AM

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keepyy wrote:
keepyy wrote:
jesus is coming back the second time in the latter half of the spring?

the wedding banquet in heaven is ready, we? are eating and drinking. suddenly the reporter in jerusalem calls out, 'here they? come in chariots and horses', and the command rings out, 'officers? prepare your shields for battle?'

god planned all this and cause it to happen. in that day Judah will look to the weapons of his armory and see that the holes of the city of David are many. has the lord taken away the covering of Judah? behold, joy and gladness, eating flesh and drinking wine.
keepyy
Posted: Saturday, April 23, 2016 8:13:27 AM

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remember Passover, the feast of the new year. this is the day the children of israel left Egypt. happy new year.
tunaafi
Posted: Saturday, April 23, 2016 8:48:01 AM

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Passover, the day when God caused the first-born of every Egyptian man and cow to die. Happy Slaughter Day!
keepyy
Posted: Monday, April 25, 2016 11:59:33 AM

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the earth grows weak because of the agreement with god which they do not keep, that is to last forever. so a curse? is destroying the world. traitors continue to betray and their treachery grows worse. iam dying, iam dying, how terrible it will be for me. there are pits and traps everywhere. you protect the helpless when they are in danger, remember the lord in your trouble say quiet prayers or give a command. this is the lord, wait for him you will rejoice and be happy. we will follow your will and put our hope in you, you are all that we desir. when your way of justice comes to the land, peoples of the world will learn the right way of living?
whatson
Posted: Monday, April 25, 2016 4:09:42 PM
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Oh, Lord, will the quotations never cease?
The ones who care, have their ho-ho-holy books *) handy, and know their contents by heart. I may not type for the rest, but I opine that they (the rest, as you may have already seen - provided you are not sightless) do not care a fig **)
*) Editions of their preferred congregations/sects.
**) The sign of thumb between the next two fingers in many Christian-imbued cultures.
Romany
Posted: Monday, April 25, 2016 5:50:04 PM
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Ah, Jaymo -

Hasn't been a good day: - but your post put the HUGEST smile on my face....

Thanks- that tickled me.
keepyy
Posted: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 6:59:32 AM

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in the sight of all the elders of his people, the lord jesus will mount his throne and rule gloriously in jerusalem. here on mount zion, the lord of hosts will prepare a banquet for all nations. he will surely wipe away all tears. now at last he is here, what a rejoicing.
tunaafi
Posted: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 7:44:06 AM

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keepyy wrote:
i]now at last he is here[/i].


Where?
pedro
Posted: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 8:15:53 AM
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I don't see him. What rejoicing?
jesusandmo
Posted: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 11:13:52 AM
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Romany wrote:

Ah, Jaymo -

Hasn't been a good day: - but your post put the HUGEST smile on my face....

Thanks- that tickled me.

They do say 'laughter is the best medicine'... but then I've heard the same thing said about prayer or crystals... Eh?

Here's one of my favourites; Christian salvation summed up in a few simple lines:



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Romany
Posted: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 3:06:15 PM
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An apt summation.

In South Africa there used to be this rather poignant joke: -

Little Zulu kid is sitting outside an *NGK church all hunched over and sobbing his eyes out.

Suddenly the clouds part, a brilliant light shines out and a deep voice booms "Why do ye weep, oh my little one?"

And the little kid, all sobbing and hiccuping, and dripping snot, gestures toward the imposing building behind him: "Th-the-they won't let me in there" he manages to stammer before breaking into fresh tears.

There is silence for a moment and then a huge, reverberating sigh.

"Ja. Me too son, me too."


*NGK is the official Afrikaans Church. Afrikaaners are the white descendants of the Dutch farmers. (They speak a different language - Afrikaans)
tunaafi
Posted: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 3:28:48 PM

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I think we should be grateful to keepy for keepying this thread going. We have had some very entertaining responses.
Humble B'
Posted: Thursday, April 28, 2016 9:29:48 AM

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Romany wrote:

An apt summation.

In South Africa there used to be this rather poignant joke: -

Little Zulu kid is sitting outside an *NGK church all hunched over and sobbing his eyes out.

Suddenly the clouds part, a brilliant light shines out and a deep voice booms "Why do ye weep, oh my little one?"

And the little kid, all sobbing and hiccuping, and dripping snot, gestures toward the imposing building behind him: "Th-the-they won't let me in there" he manages to stammer before breaking into fresh tears.

There is silence for a moment and then a huge, reverberating sigh.

"Ja. Me too son, me too."


*NGK is the official Afrikaans Church. Afrikaaners are the white descendants of the Dutch farmers. (They speak a different language - Afrikaans)



This is (the language) where the word "Apartheid" comes from.
keepyy
Posted: Thursday, April 28, 2016 9:47:13 AM

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tunaafi wrote:
keepyy wrote:
i]now at last he is here[/i].


Where?
this is the second coming leaning on his beloved
keepyy
Posted: Thursday, April 28, 2016 9:49:39 AM

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pedro wrote:
I don't see him. What rejoicing?
there will be rejoicing when he comes to rule the world.
keepyy
Posted: Thursday, April 28, 2016 9:52:51 AM

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jesusandmo wrote:
Romany wrote:

Ah, Jaymo -

Hasn't been a good day: - but your post put the HUGEST smile on my face....

Thanks- that tickled me.

They do say 'laughter is the best medicine'... but then I've heard the same thing said about prayer or crystals... Eh?

Here's one of my favourites; Christian salvation summed up in a few simple lines:



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nonsense
keepyy
Posted: Thursday, April 28, 2016 9:56:33 AM

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Romany wrote:

An apt summation.

In South Africa there used to be this rather poignant joke: -

Little Zulu kid is sitting outside an *NGK church all hunched over and sobbing his eyes out.

Suddenly the clouds part, a brilliant light shines out and a deep voice booms "Why do ye weep, oh my little one?"

And the little kid, all sobbing and hiccuping, and dripping snot, gestures toward the imposing building behind him: "Th-the-they won't let me in there" he manages to stammer before breaking into fresh tears.

There is silence for a moment and then a huge, reverberating sigh.

"Ja. Me too son, me too."


*NGK is the official Afrikaans Church. Afrikaaners are the white descendants of the Dutch farmers. (They speak a different language - Afrikaans)
nonsence
Lotje1000
Posted: Thursday, April 28, 2016 9:59:19 AM

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keepyy wrote:
tunaafi wrote:
keepyy wrote:
i]now at last he is here[/i].


Where?
this is the second coming leaning on his beloved


A dirty mind is a joy forever.
keepyy
Posted: Thursday, April 28, 2016 10:02:36 AM

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he will keep in peace those who trust in him. always trust in your everlasting strenth in him. we love to do your will, our hearts' desire is to glorify your name. we have this assurance we shall live again.
keepyy
Posted: Thursday, April 28, 2016 10:05:44 AM

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Lotje1000 wrote:
keepyy wrote:
tunaafi wrote:
keepyy wrote:
i]now at last he is here[/i].


Where?
this is the second coming leaning on his beloved


A dirty mind is a joy forever.
the foundations of the earth trembles, utterly broken. the lord will remove the veil? hanging over the world.
tunaafi
Posted: Thursday, April 28, 2016 10:44:45 AM

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keepyy wrote:
]the foundations of the earth trembles


That's one way of describing it.
jesusandmo
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2016 5:59:39 AM
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BUMP


Dancing
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2016 7:35:44 AM

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Sorry J&M, but keepyy has gone to meet his maker - RIP.

However, the mantle of the prophet has fallen on the unwilling head of keepyyy - Hallelujah!
jesusandmo
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2016 9:28:35 AM
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Drag0nspeaker wrote:
Sorry J&M, but keepyy has gone to meet his maker - RIP.

Well, that's a real shame. I don't think the theological points raised in this thread have be sufficiently digested yet. Think

Drag0nspeaker wrote:
However, the mantle of the prophet has fallen on the unwilling head of keepyyy - Hallelujah!

Nope. I'm not buying keepyyy's act... clearly a false prophet. Shame on you

And God is perfectly clear on His contempt for false prophets...
Quote:
Ezekiel 13:1-2 The word of the Lord came to me: “Son of man, prophesy against the prophets of Israel who are now prophesying. Say to those who prophesy out of their own imagination: ‘Hear the word of the Lord!


… and shoddy bricklaying.

Quote:
Ezekiel 13:13-14 “‘Therefore this is what the Sovereign Lord says: In my wrath I will unleash a violent wind, and in my anger hailstones and torrents of rain will fall with destructive fury. I will tear down the wall you have covered with whitewash and will level it to the ground so that its foundation will be laid bare. When it falls, you will be destroyed in it; and you will know that I am the Lord.


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Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2016 9:58:01 AM

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Yahweh was hiring bikers as his representatives in the early days -

Quote:
Joshua 6:27. "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."




Though he suggested his followers drive a Pontiac:
Quote:
Quote:
Psalm 83:15. "...pursue your enemies with your Tempest ..."




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Posted: Friday, May 13, 2016 12:08:46 PM

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all the armies attacking the city of god's altar?, their weapons and equipment will vanish like a dream.
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