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keepyy
Posted: Friday, March 18, 2016 11:29:30 AM

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when the day comes, the lord jesus will give a signal, and lo, they? come speedily swiftly. their chariots move like a whirlwind, their arrows are sharp and ready to shoot. they never grow tired nor sleep. they will roar over jerusalem? they growl as they grab captives?
thar
Posted: Friday, March 18, 2016 11:43:26 AM

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I think our trolling programme is losing faith.
What? is with all? the question marks?

Do spambots die, or just disappear up their own...?
Romany
Posted: Friday, March 18, 2016 4:47:03 PM
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Don't fret, Thar - even if it does die, it'll be back again in three days.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Saturday, March 19, 2016 6:41:01 PM

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jesusandmo
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 5:29:27 AM
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Are you people still ridiculing and censoring keepyy?

I thought you (Pedro excluded) had already been chastised for this. Show some respect!

At least keepyy restricts it's proselytising to the relevant source and doesn't feel the need to bend physical laws, formal logic or epistemology in an attempt to rationalise it's dogmatic world view.


keepyy
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 1:41:15 PM

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when jesus went up into heaven he sent the holy spirit in the heart of the believer. by the spirit we become a son of god. it is all by the him.
keepyy
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 1:54:15 PM

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keepyy wrote:
when the day comes, the lord jesus will give a signal, and lo, they? come speedily swiftly. their chariots move like a whirlwind, their arrows are sharp and ready to shoot. they never grow tired nor sleep. they will roar over jerusalem? they growl as they grab captives?


the lord has made their minds dull so that the jews could not understand until then.

now the lord is sitting on his throne in the temple on mount zion. the flaming creatures standing round him cover their face and their feet; and the temple itself is filled with fragrance. lo, one of the 6-winged angels is carrying life coal taken from the altar to atone for sins?
keepyy
Posted: Tuesday, March 22, 2016 12:41:53 PM

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ask for a sign from the lord to prove to yourself that these things are true
keepyy
Posted: Tuesday, March 22, 2016 12:53:37 PM

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Drag0nspeaker wrote:



listen to what the lord is teaching you, learn to do good. what they tell you cannot keep trouble away, terrifying darkness into which you are being driven. remember that the lord almighty is holy. he is the one you must fear because of his awesome holiness.
jesusandmo
Posted: Wednesday, March 23, 2016 11:17:14 AM
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Perhaps keepyy's poor conversion rate is due to it's chosen method of dissemination. When it comes to the word of god, the internet is no substitute for whispering in the ear of a illiterate camel trader.

Epiphileon
Posted: Thursday, March 24, 2016 4:50:29 AM

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keepyy wrote:
ask for a sign from the lord to prove to yourself that these things are true

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
Luke 11:29 King James Version (KJV)
(and lo did Jesus say unto them...)
29 And when the people were gathered thick together, he began to say, This is an evil generation: they seek a sign; and there shall no sign be given it
keepyy
Posted: Friday, March 25, 2016 9:59:27 AM

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keepyy wrote:
who is this? this is jesus coming back from heaven leaning on his beloved?. with angels from the bodyguard. come and see jesus. look, he is wearing the crown of his wedding.

from the lord of hosts, now iam dwelling on mount Zion and with me the children you gave me?
keepyy
Posted: Friday, March 25, 2016 10:15:59 AM

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jesusandmo wrote:
Perhaps keepyy's poor conversion rate is due to it's chosen method of dissemination. When it comes to the word of god, the internet is no substitute for whispering in the ear of a illiterate camel trader.


the second coming shall not be seen, read back the story. he is coming to take away the believer into heaven for the wedding ceremony. but every one shall see him with his beloved the third time.
keepyy
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2016 12:42:11 PM

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jesus is coming back the second time in the latter half of the spring?
keepyy
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2016 12:44:08 PM

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Drag0nspeaker wrote:



wickedness burns like fire and the wicked shall be ? the fuel for the forest fire.
keepyy
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2016 12:46:23 PM

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keepyy wrote:
keepyy wrote:
who is this? this is jesus coming back from heaven leaning on his beloved?. with angels from the bodyguard. come and see jesus. look, he is wearing the crown of his wedding.

from the lord of hosts, now iam dwelling on mount Zion and with me the children you gave me?

the lord of the armies of heaven will rule as the successor of king david.
jesusandmo
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2016 1:10:30 PM
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keepyy
Posted: Thursday, March 31, 2016 10:49:33 AM

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keepyy wrote:
keepyy wrote:
keepyy wrote:
who is this? this is jesus coming back from heaven leaning on his beloved?. with angels from the bodyguard. come and see jesus. look, he is wearing the crown of his wedding.

from the lord of hosts, now iam dwelling on mount Zion and with me the children you gave me?

the lord of the armies of heaven will rule as the successor of king david.

the earth will be full of the knowledge of the lord? lions shall eat straw like the ox, a child shall play with a serpent and not hurt himself. for great shall be the holy one of israel among us.
jesusandmo
Posted: Thursday, March 31, 2016 12:33:37 PM
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Ooops! Can't believe I missed Easter.

keepyy
Posted: Tuesday, April 5, 2016 10:58:49 AM

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keepyy wrote:
jesus is coming back the second time in the latter half of the spring?

in the nights of harvest time, before the grapes are gathered.
pedro
Posted: Wednesday, April 6, 2016 4:52:48 AM
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Better cancel the holiday then.
tunaafi
Posted: Wednesday, April 6, 2016 5:42:21 AM

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I knew I shouldn't have bothered putting my clocks foward.
jesusandmo
Posted: Wednesday, April 6, 2016 7:09:15 AM
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keepyy wrote:
jesus is coming back the second time in the latter half of the spring?

Perhaps Mary tried to make her own a contraceptive coil... that explains a great deal. Think
keepyy
Posted: Wednesday, April 6, 2016 11:50:34 AM

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ah, the roar of nations toward israel. behold, terror at twilight?, but by dawn they are no more.
from captivity nations took the israelites back to the promised land but now they will defeat those nations and rule over them. surely as the lord has planned so will it be; who can thwart him.
and the throne shall be establised and jesus shall sit on it in truth in the tent of david. a crop will sprout and blossom the next morning. that days, men will turn their eyes to the holy one of israel, they will not look to their 'altars' nor have regard for their 'poles'.
jesusandmo
Posted: Thursday, April 7, 2016 4:14:47 AM
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As quoting oneself is apparently the done thing in this thread, this has got to be worth a second look... and a toaster?

jesusandmo wrote:
keepyy wrote:
jesus is coming back the second time in the latter half of the spring?

Perhaps Mary tried to make her own contraceptive coil... that explains a great deal. Think

Made myself lol. Whistle
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, April 7, 2016 7:40:07 AM

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I did note the joke, J&M, not bad - but don't give up the day job . . . Whistle

My attention went to Keepyy's comment:
Jesus is coming back the second time in the latter half of the spring?
in the nights of harvest time, before the grapes are gathered.


Somehow I was under the impression that harvest-time was nearer Autumn than Spring.
tunaafi
Posted: Thursday, April 7, 2016 9:18:16 AM

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Picky!
jesusandmo
Posted: Friday, April 8, 2016 4:14:00 AM
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6 months here or there is a mere oversight.
keepyy
Posted: Friday, April 8, 2016 11:41:32 AM

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jesusandmo wrote:
As quoting oneself is apparently the done thing in this thread, this has got to be worth a second look... and a toaster?

jesusandmo wrote:
keepyy wrote:
jesus is coming back the second time in the latter half of the spring?

Perhaps Mary tried to make her own contraceptive coil... that explains a great deal. Think

Made myself lol. Whistle

mary was undefiled, the only one wise woman among them all.
keepyy
Posted: Friday, April 8, 2016 11:55:55 AM

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jesusandmo wrote:
6 months here or there is a mere oversight.

rapture could not have happened this time.
keepyy
Posted: Friday, April 8, 2016 12:01:48 PM

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keepyy wrote:
ah, the roar of nations toward israel. behold, terror at twilight?, but by dawn they are no more.
from captivity nations took the israelites back to the promised land but now they will defeat those nations and rule over them. surely as the lord has planned so will it be; who can thwart him.
and the throne shall be establised and jesus shall sit on it in truth in the tent of david. a crop will sprout and blossom the next morning. that days, men will turn their eyes to the holy one of israel, they will not look to their 'altars' nor have regard for their 'poles'.

at that time gifts will be brought to the lord from those nations to mount zion.
tunaafi
Posted: Friday, April 8, 2016 2:47:44 PM

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I do hope zion agrees to be mounted.
Epiphileon
Posted: Sunday, April 10, 2016 8:01:23 AM

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Drag0nspeaker wrote:
Somehow I was under the impression that harvest-time was nearer Autumn than Spring.


Unless your harvesting maple syrup.
keepyy
Posted: Monday, April 11, 2016 10:56:18 AM

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hear the noise of the tumult of those nations. a host is mustering for the battle. wail, for the day of the lord is at hand, even the lord and the weapons of his wrath to crush them in a night. howl cry, for there is coming a smoke from the north, and there is no straggler in that army. that the lord is determined to protect jerusalem! at last the whole earth will be at rest. they will acknowledge the lord and worship with sacrifice and grain offerings and swear to the lord and perform it. the day is near to come and shall not be prolonged
keepyy
Posted: Monday, April 11, 2016 11:11:09 AM

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Epiphileon wrote:
Drag0nspeaker wrote:
Somehow I was under the impression that harvest-time was nearer Autumn than Spring.


Unless your harvesting maple syrup.
it is about the end of march.
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