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antonio
Posted: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 2:45:02 AM
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You know that you're old when you hated teenagers drinking beers
TOOTS
Posted: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 4:22:30 AM
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You know that you're old when: it's a Tuesday, it's your birthday, you're a grandma - you get one card from your mother with a cheque inside (bless her), one card from your partner of eleven years saying "To My Girlfriend" and two emails at work. Roll on tomorrow.......
sisikou
Posted: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 11:50:47 AM
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Happy Birthday~17!!!!!Applause

You know that you're old when: you begin to fall asleep after 1 hour reading. The read-yawn interval becomes shorter and shorter!!
mahinhin
Posted: Thursday, July 14, 2011 3:45:18 AM
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You know you're getting old when you find it easy to get up early in the morning.
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, July 14, 2011 7:12:46 AM
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What was the topic of this thread again?
IdaGama
Posted: Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:55:41 PM
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You know you're getting old when you register on a new web site & to answer your age requires scrolling down, down, way down for your birth year. Boo hoo!
boneyfriend
Posted: Thursday, September 15, 2011 7:53:21 PM

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You know you're getting old when in your exercise class, they have a session on how to get up when you fall. I had that today.
leonAzul
Posted: Saturday, November 12, 2011 7:08:37 PM

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I knew I was getting old when I finally admitted: "I, too, used to be young and jerky; now I'm not so young any more." Anxious
MamaCat
Posted: Saturday, November 12, 2011 8:45:29 PM
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When you start saying "youth is wasted on the young".
GabhSigenod
Posted: Sunday, November 13, 2011 9:11:14 AM

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Girls, you know you are getting old when the boys all look too young.
Boys, you know you are getting old when all the girls just look young.
Hope1
Posted: Sunday, November 13, 2011 6:54:55 PM
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You know you are getting old when all your children collect Old Age Security. Told to me by a 92 year old. (he lived to be 100+)

Or - when you do not buy green bananas. ( an oldie but goodie)
HWNN1961
Posted: Sunday, November 13, 2011 7:49:55 PM
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You know you are getting old when you critique the young in terms eerily reminiscent of your own parents....

jmacann
Posted: Sunday, November 13, 2011 8:08:12 PM
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You know you are getting old when you quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
MamaCat
Posted: Sunday, November 13, 2011 11:50:01 PM
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You know you are getting old when your doctor looks younger than your grandchild.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Wednesday, November 16, 2011 6:49:30 PM

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... when time flies really fast and you start thinking life's too short.

... when people expect you to be married at your age.

... when you're expected to be responsible and mature, and behaving like a child or a teenie bopper would raise an eyebrow or would make people >> Sick ... then screaming teenagers annoy you sometimes :p

... when you understand people a little bit more.
Mothman
Posted: Sunday, November 20, 2011 2:41:49 AM
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You know you are getting old when you need glasses to help you find your glasses.
tootsie
Posted: Sunday, November 20, 2011 8:37:51 PM

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Mothman wrote:
You know you are getting old when you need glasses to help you find your glasses.


Applause Applause Applause

and your spare pair are invariably on top of your head.......Whistle

Welcome to the forum !!





tootsie
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 2:48:43 PM

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you know you're getting old when......

it's pointless wishing for your two front teeth

http://youtu.be/OT_LNdfWG6M





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IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 4:00:47 PM
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Can't remember what I wanted to write.
Klaas V
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 7:54:15 PM

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While walking to the refrigerator I forget whether I was going to get a Coke for my wife or a beer for myself. Even worse: I return with a glass of milk.
srirr
Posted: Wednesday, December 21, 2011 2:00:17 AM

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You know you're getting old when people around you address your son as Uncle.

boneyfriend
Posted: Thursday, December 22, 2011 8:43:03 AM

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You happen to be in front of a mirror doing other things. You glance in the mirror and there is an old lady there.
tasamorena
Posted: Thursday, December 22, 2011 9:57:11 AM
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You know you're getting old when loud music starts to bother you.
pedro
Posted: Thursday, December 22, 2011 10:37:40 AM
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...and even older if you can't hear it for the tinnitus
MTC
Posted: Friday, December 23, 2011 12:49:58 AM
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You know you are getting old when you are mistaken for Father Time at a costume party.
Jeech
Posted: Friday, December 23, 2011 5:05:14 AM
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Ezequiel Castelhano wrote:
. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
. Your ears are hairier than your head.
. You have a party and the neighbors don´t even realize it.
. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
. You carry an umbrella.
. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
. Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
. Happy hour is a nap.
. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.


You beautifully raise the thread, quite "young way."

You realize you're getting old when everyone looks like a child, innocent or naughty.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, December 23, 2011 5:14:39 AM

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mahinhin wrote:
You know you're getting old when you find it easy to get up early in the morning.


But you know you're getting older still when you don't anymore.
Jeech
Posted: Saturday, December 24, 2011 7:40:57 PM
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I recall an old joke that's some slang but quite striking one...

An old woman tells her doctor: "doctor, I have some gastric problems. Though there's no smell and no sound but still I've been farting too much since I'm in your clinic."

Doctor consults her some medicines and suggests her to visit the next day.

The old lady comes with the same problem and tells angryly: "doctor, my gastic problem has increased, they now smell very bad.

Doctor: "Oh good, your nose is getting okey, and you need to treat your ears now."

(forgive me please )
srirr
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 12:45:32 AM

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Old man to doctor: Doc, I have problem of forgetting the things.

Doctor: Since when you have this problem?

Old man: What problem?
Jeech
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 5:00:00 AM
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You know you're getting older when you start ceasing on infurious jokes on you.
boneyfriend
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 5:15:15 PM

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You know you are getting old when people who are just slightly tipsy irrirate you.
leonAzul
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 5:38:34 PM

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You take the very next number at the baker's and you call that "getting lucky."
Pray
GabhSigenod
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 9:00:34 AM

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You know you are getting old when you can't remember what this thread was all about.
Jeech
Posted: Monday, January 9, 2012 9:13:02 AM
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According to my grandmother (to make us quiet when we would be injured and would start crying... back in the old, innocent, naughty times):

You know your getteng old when you get (another) wound.
Klaas V
Posted: Tuesday, January 24, 2012 6:53:44 AM

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When you quit Mark Zuckerberg's company.


Bill arrives at the pearly gates and sees three files tagged A, B and C. By chance he sees a friend from facebook.
He asks: "Am I in the right lane?" Answer: "That's what everybody asks, but don't worry, for you they're all right".

A stands for Assholes, the B means Bitches and Cheaters are supposed to join the long row C.
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