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Teluu
Posted: Sunday, June 15, 2014 8:55:15 PM

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Philosophical humor!

Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, June 15, 2014 9:04:42 PM

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A chicken's got to do what a chicken's got to do!



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RamufAznag
Posted: Sunday, June 15, 2014 9:10:33 PM

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Shrek: Urrrrrp - What chicken?
George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees
Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?
Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by
Gilligan: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost!
Martin Luther King : It had a dream
James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road
Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain!
Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime
George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side
Lord Baden-Powell: To earn a Road Crossing merit badge
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Why did the chicken run across the road?
There was a car coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the Roman chicken cross?
She was afraid someone would caesar!

How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
In her Cadillac stretch limo.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.

Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
To invent the other side.

Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To corrupt the other side.

Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
To bankrupt the other side.

Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Don't ask me, ask the chicken!

Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side

Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school

Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts

Why did the horse cross the road?
To reach his Nay-borhood.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken

Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!
Alexander Lo
Posted: Sunday, June 15, 2014 10:04:07 PM

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It's a green light and the walk sign is on.
StephenLion
Posted: Tuesday, June 17, 2014 5:20:54 PM

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Why did the chicken cross the road???

Question "with what did the chicken cross the road with????"

Possible answer.

A crossing Zebra...... Dancing
Spiral
Posted: Tuesday, June 17, 2014 11:01:41 PM

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was only a paltry road...(poultry, if you didn't get it!)
Alex Prabaharan
Posted: Tuesday, July 1, 2014 3:42:26 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?


Because his lover believed in love at first sight!
Absurdicuss
Posted: Sunday, July 6, 2014 1:30:30 AM
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Ramuf - your knowledge of chicken road crossing lore is astounding. I bow in awe.
Maryam Dad
Posted: Sunday, July 6, 2014 1:51:23 AM

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She is a chicken so deal with it!
Epiphileon
Posted: Sunday, July 6, 2014 5:10:32 AM

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In my experience they were turkeys, about a dozen of them, looking entirely like they were waiting on the shoulder of the road until I stopped to pick up a student, and activated my school bus' red lights, then hurried across the road and off into the woods.
Maryam Dad
Posted: Wednesday, July 9, 2014 7:16:51 AM

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Hello everyone! I am looking for an idiom to describe a joke that lose its funnity because it's repeated over and over.
Ray41
Posted: Wednesday, July 9, 2014 7:53:53 AM

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Maryam Dad wrote:
Hello everyone! I am looking for an idiom to describe a joke that lose its funnity because it's repeated over and over.


Off topic but try this link;

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/chestnut

chest·nut (chsnt, -nt)
n.
1.
a. Any of several deciduous trees of the genus Castanea native to northern temperate regions, having alternate simple toothed leaves, and nuts that are enclosed in a prickly husk.

b. The often edible nut of any of these trees.

c. The wood of any of these trees.

2. Any of several other plants, such as the horse chestnut.

3. A moderate to deep reddish brown.

4. A reddish-brown horse.

5. A small hard callus on the inner surface of a horse's foreleg.

6. An old, frequently repeated joke, story, or song.
Maryam Dad
Posted: Wednesday, July 9, 2014 8:51:30 AM

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Thanks Ray, can I say "your joke is wearing thin"? Is that similar to 'chestnut'?

I keep hearing the crossing chicken joke repetead over and over. It was funny the first time I heard it, but not anymore.
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