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anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, July 9, 2019 5:31:03 PM

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To heal my dry throat,
I'll have a gin & tonic.
Will you have one too?

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2019 4:07:30 AM

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To heal my dry throat
I drank from Niagara Falls
Now I need to go.

Edit:
Will you have one too?
No thank you, I'm teatotal
Tonic only please.



I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2019 9:25:36 AM

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"Tonic only, please",
She replied nonchalantly.
I love her dearly.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2019 1:06:30 PM

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I love her dearly
'cos she leaves the gin for me
and some for old Nick.

I remember, therefore I am.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2019 2:08:50 PM

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and some for old Nick
did i hear you say just now?
my hearing is poor

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2019 9:24:51 PM

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my hearing is poor
my visual is astute
i can see for miles

Just trying to figure out the difference between
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, August 4, 2019 6:50:26 PM

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i can see for miles
your pretending to be real
i do not buy it

Just trying to figure out the difference between
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, August 6, 2019 11:59:10 AM

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I do not buy it
But I do sometimes hire it.
That works our cheaper.


I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Tuesday, August 6, 2019 8:27:06 PM

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That works our cheaper
way of pulling it off then
Get what you pay for

Just trying to figure out the difference between
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, August 7, 2019 7:25:49 AM

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Get what you pay for
Make sure you are not short-changed
- that happens, you know.

I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Wednesday, August 7, 2019 3:29:53 PM

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That happens you know.
I know what doesn't happen.
You do not exist.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2019 9:45:38 AM

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You do not exist-
You only think you are real
So just don't pay bills.

I remember, therefore I am.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Monday, August 12, 2019 7:32:39 AM

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So just don't pay bills?
And let's, let our government
Go bankrupt quickly?

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
anton exobio
Posted: Monday, August 12, 2019 8:31:23 AM

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"Go bankrupt quickly!",
She said, throwing a black look.
What should I do now?

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Monday, August 12, 2019 9:01:58 PM

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What should I do now
now that I know you so well
might not be that brave

Just trying to figure out the difference between
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Saturday, August 17, 2019 2:08:08 PM

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might not be that brave
they said of him but he proved
each of them so wrong

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, August 22, 2019 2:52:52 AM

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Each of them so wrong
both individually
and collectively.

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, August 29, 2019 12:54:14 AM

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and collectively
the dunces keep on being
duh, and don't know it

Just trying to figure out the difference between
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2019 10:08:38 AM

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duh, and don't know it
they told me to look it up
I still don't know it.

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Wednesday, September 4, 2019 9:06:29 PM

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i still don't know it
what were the words to that song
still can't remember

Just trying to figure out the difference between
anton exobio
Posted: Saturday, September 7, 2019 8:53:10 AM

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Still can't remember
Where I put my d*mn trousers.
Should've been careful.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, September 7, 2019 5:16:50 PM

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Should've been careful.
Should've gone to Zpecsavers
Should've hit the 'S'.

I remember, therefore I am.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, September 12, 2019 3:38:57 AM

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Should've hit the 's',
'S' for Specialisation
not speculation.

I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, September 12, 2019 6:13:55 AM

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"Not 'speculation'!",
She replied rudely, coldly.
Should've just shut up.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, September 12, 2019 6:56:57 AM

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Should've just shut up
I realized much later
But the harm was done.

I remember, therefore I am.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2019 6:57:36 AM

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But the harm was done
by the total abstinence
Of Haiku Posters.

I remember, therefore I am.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2019 7:37:48 AM

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Of Haiku Posters
there were none - not even one
Where have you all gone?

I remember, therefore I am.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2019 7:40:15 AM

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Where have you all gone?
Alice, Arty and anton?
Note this Three-line Whip!

I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2019 3:04:08 PM

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"Note this Three-line Whip!",
He replied, desperately.
Here comes the anton!

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2019 3:14:51 AM

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Here comes the anton!
Flags waving, banners flying
Saved! Saved! I tell you!

I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2019 6:28:41 AM

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Saved! Saved! I tell you!
Rejoice, enjoy and have fun!
Let's count syllables!

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, September 18, 2019 3:09:55 AM

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Let's count syllables!
One syllable at a time?
Oh let's not bother!


I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Wednesday, September 18, 2019 5:09:11 AM

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Oh let's not bother!
We don't even need to rhyme.
See, that's not a crime!

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, September 19, 2019 3:22:33 AM

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See, that's not a crime!
Even in iambic time
I do so opine.

I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Saturday, September 21, 2019 6:45:03 PM

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"I do so opine!",
She said, imperatively.
I am nobody.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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