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Alice M Toaster
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2019 7:31:02 PM

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on that day in May
no words can speak of that day
I was not witness
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, March 30, 2019 2:32:47 PM

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I was not witness
to the staggering events
of his drunkenness.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2019 7:31:40 PM

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of his drunkenness
i had the greatest doubt that
i would not get laid
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, April 1, 2019 3:32:53 AM

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I would not get laid
to rest on a bed of nails
that is just my point.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Monday, April 1, 2019 5:40:31 PM

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that is just my point
of my pen, leave it alone
do not touch the ink
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, April 2, 2019 6:45:46 AM

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Do not touch the ink
unless it's with a blotter
you didn't oughter.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Wednesday, April 3, 2019 7:42:48 PM

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you didn't oughter
think that you can use this word
in this haiku game?
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, April 3, 2019 11:46:44 PM

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In this haiku game,
syllabubbles are the thing.
Words secondary.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2019 6:51:10 AM

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Words secondary
can vanish if you drink a
bubbling syllabub.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2019 3:28:42 PM

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bubbling syllabub
toil and trouble for wordsmiths
spells and sentences.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Friday, April 5, 2019 9:38:44 PM

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spells and sentences
given by witches and cops
which call would you choose
pedro
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2019 12:29:35 AM
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which call would yo choose
if you were the chosen one?
I'd want a recount.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2019 2:56:02 PM

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I'd want a recount
Of all Pedros in the world
This one went to Mars.Whistle
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2019 4:58:33 PM

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This one went to Mars
I think it fell on its face
What is next, the moon?
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2019 3:18:15 AM

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what is next, the Moon?
or another satellite
going round and round.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2019 9:14:43 PM

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going round and round
with all this confusing stuff
how can i find my
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2019 7:27:58 AM

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How can I find my
salted liquorise candies
wich you hid away?
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2019 9:19:50 AM

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Which you hid away?
The Moon-face, Mars or Pedro?
Astronomy rules!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, April 10, 2019 3:04:39 AM

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Astronomy rules
the entire solar system
with rocket science
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Wednesday, April 10, 2019 6:16:46 AM

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With rocket science
you can reach the outer space
or bang up this Earth.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, April 10, 2019 12:04:47 PM

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or bang up this Earth
for a whole of life sentence
for breaking the law.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Wednesday, April 10, 2019 5:49:59 PM

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for breaking the law
a whole life sentence of chess
with crazy big guys
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2019 2:58:43 AM

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with crazy big guys
you can expect some trouble
followed by some tears.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2019 7:39:29 PM

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followed by some tears
is how it went that March day
wind was high and bright
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2019 3:08:44 AM

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wind was high and bright
and continued until night
to clear the cobwebs.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2019 10:39:34 PM

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to clear the cobwebs
i have a long-handled broom
all in mind is fresh
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2019 10:53:27 PM

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All in mind is fresh,
But bodies can be a drag.
Mind over matter.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2019 11:03:48 PM

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mind over matter
all this is nothing more than
how you perceive it
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2019 11:09:05 PM

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How you perceive it
Affects how it really is.
You create the world.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2019 11:13:40 PM

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you create the world
yeah, like as if you were god
but you prolly aren't
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2019 11:22:33 PM

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But you prolly aren't
as weak and ineffective
as you think you are.

Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2019 11:37:46 PM

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↑I think it depends on the guy

as you think you are
dog or cat or whatever
just go with the flow
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, April 17, 2019 2:25:26 AM

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just go with the flow
for it's all downhill from here
to the silver sea.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Wednesday, April 17, 2019 5:48:10 AM

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To the silver sea!
Everything is crystal clear
while I continue.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, April 18, 2019 5:21:51 PM

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while i continue
to ponder the meaning of
The Final Frontier
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