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jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, March 8, 2019 5:02:38 PM

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Or to follow on
but not bringing up the rear
just forging ahead.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Saturday, March 9, 2019 6:12:26 PM

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just forging ahead
that is no problem for me
then can eat my dust
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, March 11, 2019 6:00:54 PM

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then can eat my dust
if I swiftly turn around
and bake a stour cake.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2019 9:31:25 PM

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and bake a stour cake
think i meant a sour cake, or
maybe a stout cake?
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, March 13, 2019 3:32:11 AM

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maybe a stout cake
is very good for slimmers
if they don't eat it.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Wednesday, March 13, 2019 6:48:00 AM

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If they don't eat it,
they can always bury it
in six feet under.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Wednesday, March 13, 2019 6:07:45 PM

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in six feet under
grave robber might want your bod
cremation perhaps?
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2019 3:52:29 AM

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cremation perhaps?
England could win the Ashes
But it's not cricket.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2019 7:00:20 PM

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but it's not cricket
it's not baseball or hockey
it must be this thing
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2019 4:28:06 PM

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It must be this thing
this thing that never was it
but it always was.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2019 7:35:19 PM

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but it always was
the way it is, no reason
there is no explain
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2019 1:47:18 PM

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there is no explain
come to think of it there is
no why plain either
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 2019 1:41:30 PM

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No why plain either?
The geometry is skewed.
Angles all messed up.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 2019 2:47:58 PM

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Angles all messed up
They should never have come here
over the Channel.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 2019 6:29:02 PM

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over the channel
no entertainment for me
i should pay for this?
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2019 3:47:59 AM

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I should pay for this
But it's not worth paying for
So I'll put it back.




Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2019 6:58:28 AM

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So I'll put it back,
leave into oblivion
for decades and more.

Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2019 10:11:57 AM

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For decades and more
we watched two or three channels.
Now there's hundreds more.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, March 21, 2019 5:43:23 PM

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Now there's hundreds more
And everyone a winner
But just for losers.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, March 21, 2019 7:16:38 PM

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but just for losers
we have a special offer
be ready for this!
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Friday, March 22, 2019 6:56:31 AM

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Be ready for this!
Your beingness will slowly
turn topsy-turvy.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, March 22, 2019 12:22:12 PM

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turn topsy-turvy
tumble over your wilkies
as we say up here.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Friday, March 22, 2019 7:59:11 PM

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as we say up here
don't bet on words of angels
it's not what you thought
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2019 9:46:13 AM

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it's not what you thought
it's something else entirely
as you will have found.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2019 4:04:59 PM

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as you will have found
must question all you've been sold
truth is within you
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2019 8:11:26 AM

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Truth is within you
and force in your fingertips,
just keep it hidden.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2019 7:48:04 PM

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just keep it hidden
so no one will know the truth
honesty can cost
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 10:21:36 AM

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honesty can cost
but it can also repay
and with interest
Cerulean
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 11:58:33 AM

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And with interest
Not knowing what to expect
He then smiled at her.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 6:32:26 PM

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he then smiled at her
so much stunned by this beauty
he forgot to pay
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2019 8:02:39 AM

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He forgot to pay,
but quite thankful for the fish
he whispered "Adieu!"
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2019 6:58:19 PM

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he whispered "Adieu!"
as the fish escaped the hook
it was a sweet sole
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, March 28, 2019 6:08:11 AM

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It was a sweet sole
with both eyes looking upwards
while on its beam-ends.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, March 28, 2019 6:28:49 PM

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while on it's beam-ends
the beautiful Chinese junk
went aground on sand
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2019 11:42:41 AM

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went aground on sand,
that whale on the River Tay
on that day in May.
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