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Posted: Saturday, July 10, 2021 3:33:57 PM

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Jyrkkä Jätkä wrote:
Is Jennifer an old tart?








She does fart a lot.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Sunday, July 11, 2021 10:49:43 AM

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In an old fort in our army base farting is denied.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Sunday, July 11, 2021 2:51:42 PM

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In my army base, every new soldier must sign a form stating they won't ever fart in the base.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Sunday, July 11, 2021 3:31:38 PM

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I used a frog attached to my belt to hold my gun or knife.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, July 11, 2021 6:44:05 PM

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Frag grenades, too?
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, July 12, 2021 2:53:24 AM

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Only those who liked to brag carried explosives.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, July 12, 2021 5:55:22 AM

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And they hoped they wouldn't go bang.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Monday, July 12, 2021 4:17:22 PM

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Oh my goodness, I thought you said 'gang bang' :O
Schlook Inside
Posted: Monday, July 12, 2021 4:56:55 PM

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I'm sure somebody sang a song with such lyrics.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, July 12, 2021 5:04:22 PM

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A lamia once sang me before it bit me with its venomous fang.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Monday, July 12, 2021 6:32:23 PM

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"No pain, no gain!": that's what a lamia told me yesterday, so I slapped him in the face and said: "Here's pain for you, with no gain!"
Schlook Inside
Posted: Monday, July 12, 2021 11:02:17 PM

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Cain was a man violence and it didn't do him any good.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Tuesday, July 13, 2021 4:18:47 AM

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Main thing is that he had another brother called Seth, forefather of Noah.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Tuesday, July 13, 2021 4:21:45 AM

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Nobody here seems to care about Nina, my little sister :/
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, July 13, 2021 1:23:19 PM

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I thought her name was Anna.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Tuesday, July 13, 2021 2:34:31 PM

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Is it not Hana.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Wednesday, July 14, 2021 3:44:50 AM

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Does she have great mana?
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, July 14, 2021 1:42:21 PM

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What do you mean?
anton-Юрий
Posted: Wednesday, July 14, 2021 2:05:36 PM

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I can't understand either but that's just because I have a bean instead of a brain inside my skull.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Thursday, July 15, 2021 12:06:29 AM

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I can't really bear witness to that.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, July 15, 2021 3:11:39 AM

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I can read you loud and clear.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Thursday, July 15, 2021 5:58:24 PM

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Being so far away I'm glad you can hear me.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Friday, July 16, 2021 4:02:17 AM

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My faculty of hearing was a real advantage in reconnaissance trips.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, July 16, 2021 4:45:51 AM

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When you would use both ears, presumably.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Friday, July 16, 2021 12:41:40 PM

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They called me "The Seal" at school, because I lost my ears in an accident at the age of 3, Children are devils, I tell you.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Friday, July 16, 2021 7:25:26 PM

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Did you heal from the hurt those kids caused you.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Friday, July 16, 2021 8:04:59 PM

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Even in secondary school, it was not too late to pour a (very) potent laxative in their beverage, it was as hilarious as healing for me.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2021 5:00:00 AM

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According to the information kept up to date, using laxatives can stimulate one's bowels.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2021 5:15:38 AM

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My team uses itching powder instead.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2021 10:51:18 AM

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Thank you for not being one to beat around the bush and speaking up!
anton-Юрий
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2021 12:20:54 PM

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We thank you, AD, I've almost shed a tear.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2021 1:10:53 PM

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What was the year that juvenile tale happen.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2021 4:00:58 PM

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That was in the days of yore.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2021 4:31:07 PM

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I use to live in York back then. Liar
anton-Юрий
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2021 4:47:20 PM

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The lady who does my nails recently told me the people in York eat a lot of pork.
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