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jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, April 7, 2021 1:53:12 PM

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Yes, but he can't blow it cos he's WORN out.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, April 8, 2021 10:02:18 AM

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Is this his nowadays norm?
anton-Юрий
Posted: Thursday, April 8, 2021 10:33:49 AM

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Last night, he swore to me the word "porn" had never belonged to his vocabulary. But his deeds did not reflect his words.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Thursday, April 8, 2021 3:32:03 PM

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Does he live by the port.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, April 9, 2021 3:11:12 AM

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sort of - but upriver a bit.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Friday, April 9, 2021 4:34:46 AM

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There's a sore story behind this.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Friday, April 9, 2021 3:42:07 PM

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My hairdresser, my neighbour's dog and the CEO's cat would like to know more about that story...
Schlook Inside
Posted: Friday, April 9, 2021 6:24:21 PM

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I do not want to bore the lot of you with this tale.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Saturday, April 10, 2021 9:17:38 AM

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Kullervo was born to be a tale.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, April 10, 2021 9:33:20 AM

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a tale that will burn in your heart.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Saturday, April 10, 2021 10:54:27 AM

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I showed up at her house last night but she told me it was not my turn yet as she was busy with another guy at that time (she's a dentist).
Schlook Inside
Posted: Saturday, April 10, 2021 1:44:22 PM

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Did it ruin your night ?
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Saturday, April 10, 2021 3:23:12 PM

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I throw a rune every night to avoid dentists.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, April 10, 2021 6:39:01 PM

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I avoid dentists as a RULE.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Saturday, April 10, 2021 7:08:30 PM

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I'm impressed if they have some real life.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Sunday, April 11, 2021 2:31:40 PM

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I assume it must be rare to see them amongst the jet set crowd.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, April 11, 2021 9:36:16 PM

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I rate dentists on about the same level as any technician.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, April 12, 2021 12:23:52 AM

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I'll go nuts when I see the teal costume of any dentist.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, April 12, 2021 4:44:08 AM

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How can you tell the difference?
anton-Юрий
Posted: Monday, April 12, 2021 8:26:20 AM

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It rings a bell in me whenever I see a difference in them.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, April 12, 2021 8:34:09 AM

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Luckily, we can always see on TV, how they kick the ball.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Monday, April 12, 2021 10:39:14 AM

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I was going to fall asleep when she told me she actually was a serial killer. She also told me she didn't love me enough to kill me.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, April 12, 2021 4:51:47 PM

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My brother once almost fell on his back.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Tuesday, April 13, 2021 4:53:17 AM

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Last night, I felt like Jennifer was mad with me - and she was indeed.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Tuesday, April 13, 2021 7:30:59 AM

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Sometimes I feel my belt is too tight.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Tuesday, April 13, 2021 10:29:34 AM

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She used to tell every neighbo(u)r I was not able to keep her awake for 6 consecutive hours. I proved her wrong last night.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Tuesday, April 13, 2021 6:02:20 PM

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When I left everything was ok.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Wednesday, April 14, 2021 5:52:23 PM

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You didn't notice the man lying flat on his back ?
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2021 5:35:45 AM

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I did. He let out a fart when I passed.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2021 8:15:39 AM

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She showed me photos of her from before and she quite looked like Bart Simpson back then.

Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2021 11:55:34 AM

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I thought she looked more like a bear!
anton-Юрий
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2021 1:20:02 PM

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"Pear" is the first thing that came to my mind.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2021 7:32:32 PM

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Did she have big ears
anton-Юрий
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2021 5:46:18 AM

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No, she didn't. She actually had hypotrophied ears. That's why she was commonly called "The Seal".

jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2021 11:38:44 AM

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The colour SEPA.
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