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(He's quite the star over there).
As big a star as Stan Laurel?
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I once saw a huge dog snap near that tree but the leader was safe in his tree house! Then, about 2 hours later, there was dog meat for dinner.
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So the dog ate its dinner then licked its paws.
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No... That tribe ate that dog and nobody spat.
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You should slowly step back from the dog.
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The tribe had their meat served with peas.
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Then they sped to the toilet!
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Their leader had to send them toilet paper rolls as his guests desperately needed them then.
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Must have been during Lent
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No, it was during some rather lean times.
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They were very pale during that period.
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Polar Bears, do you mean? They're always pale, living at the Pole as they do.
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Is there any banana peel at the Earth poles? I bet there is!
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I'm not so sure, but there will be a pile of it somewhere near the Equator.
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I found it in the Isle of Capri.
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I heard the Isle of Capri is more or less close to Australia.
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Let's be clear - Capri is nowhere near Oz.
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So tell me where the Isle of Capri actually is, genius.
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That's a tall order - I'll need to look at the map.
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You have enough time till dinnertime.
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So - no time to KILL, eh?
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The time I'm spending with you is precious. I'm going to show you the bill.
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You'd best do it soon before I am over the hill.
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I won't ever give up: one way or another, I will get the money you owe me.
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You remembered! Well, well!
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You should be in a prison cell by now!
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You can't lock up a fearless Celt.
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I'm wearing a kilt well hung by my belt.
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I felt sure you would wear the kilt with a name like Macanton.
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:D
I actually fled from Scotland as a teenager and the Scots have been calling me "MacCoward" since then :/
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Defy them, laddie - come back home.
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I left my dear pet pig Robert behind me when I hurriedly fled from Scotland. I was not able to take him with me (105 kg). Did the Scots feed him? Or... did Robert feed them??? :O
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Aye, Robert fed us as we were out of beef.
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:O
I haven't been the same since my dear pet pig Robert stopped emailing me 34 years ago... :/
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Ocht, have a beer and forget Robert. He sounds like a bore.
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