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Tusti
Posted: Wednesday, May 7, 2014 8:54:44 PM

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Why do you need help to tie your tie properly ?
Schlook Inside
Posted: Friday, May 9, 2014 5:12:02 PM

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Cheesy sandwiches were served in a cheesy hotel lobby.
Audiendus
Posted: Tuesday, May 13, 2014 8:52:13 AM
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I appreciate your difficult circumstances, but I would appreciate an early decision from you.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Tuesday, May 13, 2014 11:44:25 AM

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He would pepper his food black with pepper.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, May 15, 2014 10:41:00 AM

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Each bowler wore a bowler
Levantine
Posted: Thursday, May 15, 2014 3:28:50 PM
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That disco jumped in the days when the jumpers jumped on the jumpers that jumped, until one day local gangsters in jumpers jumped the jumpers, causing the whole jumper fad to jump the shark.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Friday, May 16, 2014 9:16:47 PM

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Well okay then I will admit it I fell into the well while looking at this sports illustrated edition.



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Briton
Posted: Friday, May 16, 2014 9:22:02 PM
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I felt all the materials and chose the felt. Then I felt happy.
Luker4
Posted: Saturday, May 17, 2014 8:22:20 AM

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Location: Wrocław Pracze, Lower Silesian Voivodeship, Poland
because of Mr Schlook Whistle Dancing


A girl with nice tits was observing some flying tits




IMcRout
Posted: Saturday, May 17, 2014 11:00:57 AM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
"Cock-a-doodle-doooooo", our neighbour's cock once more crowed in the middle of the night. I cocked my ear at the noise while cocking the hammer of my Colt, intending to clean the cock's clock for good.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Saturday, May 17, 2014 3:12:45 PM

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He was bouncing back very well from his injury until a bouncing ball hit his face which made him fall into a well,a well meaning passer by bounced to the rescue.
Hope2
Posted: Sunday, May 18, 2014 9:52:22 AM

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I would not bank on getting any money from the bank unless you have an account, even though the bank is situated on the bank of the river.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Thursday, May 22, 2014 4:08:59 PM

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Can you stop going to the Can Can asked the jealous Parisian wife or else I'm going to can you .
Audiendus
Posted: Thursday, October 2, 2014 8:21:50 AM
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As I leaned against a platform rail and began to rail against the inefficiency of the rail company, I heard the cry of a rail which flew down and landed between the rails.
Wordsworth
Posted: Monday, October 6, 2014 5:47:28 AM
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As she shifted her hair part to the left, her lips parted in a smile and she shook hands with him before they parted to play their parts, but she wouldn't part with any part of her favourite chocolate.
idk
Posted: Wednesday, October 8, 2014 11:47:27 AM
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The quail began to quail with fear as the hawk circled above.
Wordsworth
Posted: Monday, October 20, 2014 7:05:59 AM
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Will she be able to will him into leaving her his fortune in his will?
Audiendus
Posted: Thursday, November 6, 2014 4:59:26 PM
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In the light of our discovery, we have developed a light fuel which burns with a light blue light when you light it.
Audiendus
Posted: Wednesday, December 3, 2014 8:29:19 AM
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The pilot in control of the aircraft could not control his anger as he jabbed at the controls and called Air Traffic Control a bunch of control freaks.
Audiendus
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2016 7:31:37 PM
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Reports state that the formerly peaceful state is now in a state of civil war.
Audiendus
Posted: Tuesday, March 21, 2017 8:35:14 PM
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The bar owner managed to bar the entry of all the robbers bar one, who demanded a gold bar from the safe but was distracted when a bar of soap was thrown at him, and fell and hit his head on an iron window bar.
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