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tootsie
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 5:30:42 AM

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srirr wrote:
While crossing the road at seventh cross, her cross crossed the neckline of her dress.

.......which made her crossDancing
Tovarish
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 5:52:30 AM
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she made an elegant bow, wearing a dress with a bow on the back.
IMcRout
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 8:30:23 AM
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Fighter pilot Greg was immediately grounded on the grounds of making a mess in the mess by groundlessly spilling the coffee grounds on the ground.
I nearly forgot. His son was grounded too, for laughing at his father's fate.
Briton
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 9:00:54 AM
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He gave a tow to the tow-haired boy in the broken-down car.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2012 4:41:01 PM

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He got in a row with the police, when he rowed down the row in a scull, using a skull to catch a skull of fish.
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2012 5:45:44 PM
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It's not fair, said the fair-haired boy on the carousel, that we always have to pay the fare at the fair.
Briton
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2012 6:12:31 PM
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He tripped and fell while taking a fell-walking trip.
IMcRout
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 4:31:58 AM
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The Moor was trying to moor his boat at the pier of the port near the moor to have some port in the saloon of the Portly Moor.
(At least he fastened it on the starboard side.)
Hope2
Posted: Monday, August 13, 2012 9:03:03 PM

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It was a fluke that the fluke fish ate the fluke worm when the fluke of the whale got caught on the fluke of the anchor at the exact moment that the fisherman threw the fluke (harpoon).
Audiendus
Posted: Sunday, October 7, 2012 7:55:15 AM
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If children behave badly, they should be told to behave.
GabhSigenod
Posted: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 9:02:15 PM

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That's bull if you think any of my heifers even noticed your old bull.
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, October 11, 2012 5:05:43 AM
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I noticed the notice on my desk and found that my P.A. had given two weeks' notice owing to her advanced pregnancy, a fact which had hitherto escaped my notice.
Hope2
Posted: Saturday, October 13, 2012 5:05:53 PM

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He went to commune with nature at the commune.
Mädchen
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 11:03:45 AM
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The sense of unity I can't really sense..
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 11:51:47 AM

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Pull over and pull on your pullover
IMcRout
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 12:18:43 PM
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'Duck and cover', the drake told his wife. Whistle
Briton
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 7:12:06 PM
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He always fudged on the important questions, like fudging the business figures. "What a load of fudge!" he exclaimed round a mouthful of fudge.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 3:09:21 AM

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gritting his teeth, he gritted the footpath
GabhSigenod
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 10:51:23 AM

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Your hypothesis on matter doesn't rally matter to most people, Albert.
kool-wind
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 1:26:45 PM
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"The rite required he write the writ he had the right to write by rote" he wrote.
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 3:33:21 PM
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I almost lost my trunks when I saw the elephant lift the tree trunk with his trunk and put it into the trunk of the warden's car.
Briton
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:31:25 PM
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He booted up his laptop after putting his boots in the boot of his car.
Hope2
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:37:06 PM

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I tried to kill the mosquito that bit me with the bit of the drill but a bit flew into my eye. (Serves me right. Whistle )
Briton
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:40:21 PM
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Don't be bitter, Hope. Have a glass of Bitter and you'll soon feel bitter (I mean better!)Whistle

Hope2
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:45:23 PM

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A glass of Baileys would be bitter, I mean better, than Bitters, Briton.
I won't be bitter but will thank you for your 'more bitter' suggestion.
Briton
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:48:43 PM
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I agree a glass of Bitters would be too bitter.
I meant a glass of Bitter (a type of beer) which would be much bitter, I mean better.
I'd bitter stop now.
Hope2
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:50:01 PM

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I can't keep up with you as you keep upping the stakes, Briton.
But I guess the up one gets by cleaning up at the races is on the up and up.

Edit : I know why they would call beer Bitter. Whistle Whistle Whistle I used to add gingerale to beer to make it palatable. That is called a shanty.
Briton
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:53:52 PM
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I give up.
Upplause to you Hope.
Maybe we'll catch up when I get up in the morning.
This one-up-manship has worn me out and used me up!
Hope2
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:56:25 PM

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Good night, White knight. Not exactly the game but it will do.
excaelis
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 6:08:42 PM

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IMcRout wrote:
The Moor was trying to moor his boat at the pier of the port near the moor to have some port in the saloon of the Portly Moor.
(At least he fastened it on the starboard side.)





His drinking problem was obviously a result of pier pressure.

( Sorry. Angel )
excaelis
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 6:10:33 PM

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Hope2 wrote:
I can't keep up with you as you keep upping the stakes, Briton.
But I guess the up one gets by cleaning up at the races is on the up and up.

Edit : I know why they would call beer Bitter. Whistle Whistle Whistle I used to add gingerale to beer to make it palatable. That is called a shanty.




One could always sing a shanty while drinking shandy in a shanty.
Hope2
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 11:19:07 PM

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Ex, I want to make it clear that 'shanty' was not a typo but a territorial saying. I have clearance to tell you that the Oktoberfest dance halls cleared many dollars by making what is clearly called a 'shandy' on the internet but we called it a 'shanty'. (Husband agreed.) What a dilemma-na. Whistle

(Never did like the taste, either way you say it. Beer was just cheaper. I know, I know. Party pooper.) Whistle
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 2:10:08 AM
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I know, I know. Party pooper.) Whistle


On the poop deck?
Hope2
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 9:58:35 AM

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IMcRout wrote:
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I know, I know. Party pooper.) Whistle


On the poop deck?


IMc, I am not touching that with a ten foot pole because I do not have one. I would have to go to the north pole and borrow one from the residents there who know how to use a pole very effectively in their hunting. Or maybe Santa will bring me one for Christmas.
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 2:48:08 PM
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Hope, didn't you know that Santa was a Pole and when he presents his presents he'll disappear presently?
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