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srirr wrote:While crossing the road at seventh cross, her cross crossed the neckline of her dress.
.......which made her cross
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she made an elegant bow, wearing a dress with a bow on the back.
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Fighter pilot Greg was immediately grounded on the grounds of making a mess in the mess by groundlessly spilling the coffee grounds on the ground. I nearly forgot. His son was grounded too, for laughing at his father's fate.
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He gave a tow to the tow-haired boy in the broken-down car.
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He got in a row with the police, when he rowed down the row in a scull, using a skull to catch a skull of fish.
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It's not fair, said the fair-haired boy on the carousel, that we always have to pay the fare at the fair.
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He tripped and fell while taking a fell-walking trip.
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The Moor was trying to moor his boat at the pier of the port near the moor to have some port in the saloon of the Portly Moor. (At least he fastened it on the starboard side.)
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It was a fluke that the fluke fish ate the fluke worm when the fluke of the whale got caught on the fluke of the anchor at the exact moment that the fisherman threw the fluke (harpoon).
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If children behave badly, they should be told to behave.
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That's bull if you think any of my heifers even noticed your old bull.
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I noticed the notice on my desk and found that my P.A. had given two weeks' notice owing to her advanced pregnancy, a fact which had hitherto escaped my notice.
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He went to commune with nature at the commune.
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The sense of unity I can't really sense..
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Pull over and pull on your pullover
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'Duck and cover', the drake told his wife.
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He always fudged on the important questions, like fudging the business figures. "What a load of fudge!" he exclaimed round a mouthful of fudge.
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gritting his teeth, he gritted the footpath
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Your hypothesis on matter doesn't rally matter to most people, Albert.
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"The rite required he write the writ he had the right to write by rote" he wrote.
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I almost lost my trunks when I saw the elephant lift the tree trunk with his trunk and put it into the trunk of the warden's car.
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He booted up his laptop after putting his boots in the boot of his car.
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I tried to kill the mosquito that bit me with the bit of the drill but a bit flew into my eye. (Serves me right.  )
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Don't be bitter, Hope. Have a glass of Bitter and you'll soon feel bitter (I mean better!)
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A glass of Baileys would be bitter, I mean better, than Bitters, Briton. I won't be bitter but will thank you for your 'more bitter' suggestion.
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I agree a glass of Bitters would be too bitter. I meant a glass of Bitter (a type of beer) which would be much bitter, I mean better. I'd bitter stop now.
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I can't keep up with you as you keep upping the stakes, Briton. But I guess the up one gets by cleaning up at the races is on the up and up. Edit : I know why they would call beer Bitter.  I used to add gingerale to beer to make it palatable. That is called a shanty.
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I give up. Upplause to you Hope. Maybe we'll catch up when I get up in the morning. This one-up-manship has worn me out and used me up!
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Good night, White knight. Not exactly the game but it will do.
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IMcRout wrote:The Moor was trying to moor his boat at the pier of the port near the moor to have some port in the saloon of the Portly Moor. (At least he fastened it on the starboard side.) His drinking problem was obviously a result of pier pressure. ( Sorry.  )
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Hope2 wrote:I can't keep up with you as you keep upping the stakes, Briton. But I guess the up one gets by cleaning up at the races is on the up and up. Edit : I know why they would call beer Bitter.  I used to add gingerale to beer to make it palatable. That is called a shanty. One could always sing a shanty while drinking shandy in a shanty.
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Ex, I want to make it clear that 'shanty' was not a typo but a territorial saying. I have clearance to tell you that the Oktoberfest dance halls cleared many dollars by making what is clearly called a 'shandy' on the internet but we called it a 'shanty'. (Husband agreed.) What a dilemma-na. (Never did like the taste, either way you say it. Beer was just cheaper. I know, I know. Party pooper.)
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Quote:I know, I know. Party pooper.) On the poop deck?
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IMcRout wrote:Quote:I know, I know. Party pooper.) On the poop deck? IMc, I am not touching that with a ten foot pole because I do not have one. I would have to go to the north pole and borrow one from the residents there who know how to use a pole very effectively in their hunting. Or maybe Santa will bring me one for Christmas.
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Hope, didn't you know that Santa was a Pole and when he presents his presents he'll disappear presently?
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