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Ashwin Joshi
Posted: Wednesday, February 19, 2020 12:56:29 AM

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The best ever by William Shakespeare, “The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.”

Happy Dancing Noooooooooooooooo.
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taurine
Posted: Wednesday, February 19, 2020 4:15:57 AM

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Is there any thing more from the Shakespeare's works in your mind or is it just like the chef, when your car is there, please?
towan52
Posted: Wednesday, February 19, 2020 10:59:41 AM
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Why don't sharks eat lawyers - Professional courtesy

Feller goes into a bar and after a large whiskey, announces to the bar in general, "All lawyers are jerks." Another drinker yells back, "I resent that remark!" The feller says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" "No, I'm a jerk!"
Islami
Posted: Wednesday, February 19, 2020 12:04:32 PM
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Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

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A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

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