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hedy mmm
Posted: Tuesday, January 28, 2020 10:16:19 PM

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📌 Words of Wisdom? #2

We all need to smile every once in a while...so I am sharing stuff I’ve read to make you all do just that!

So I thought...
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Yes, We all need to smile every once in a while. Oh, you didn't smile? d'oh! - well how about this one:

God promised man that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world...then he made the world round and laughed and laughed... Applause

hedy mmm Dancing



Ashwin Joshi
Posted: Wednesday, January 29, 2020 12:07:40 AM

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WE, atleast me for now, dont know the answers to your funny questions, hedy...but mind that only you have to answer them all.

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Doubtlessly, You made me smile..thanksBoo hoo! Dancing
hedy mmm
Posted: Wednesday, January 29, 2020 12:21:19 AM

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Ashwin Joshi wrote:
WE, at least me for now, dont know the answers to your funny questions, hedy...but mind that only you have to answer them all.

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Doubtlessly, You made me smile..thanksBoo hoo! Dancing

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Oh no!Shame on you Shame on you ...not me...I guess I forgot to mention that that’s the task of the first responder...d'oh!

Just kidding...as long as it made you smile.

hedy mmm


taurine
Posted: Wednesday, January 29, 2020 4:23:34 AM

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I really, really like your post, hedy mmm. It contains so much wisdom that, it might be more accessible if, for example, produced once a day each sentence separately with a cartoon for children. By the way, I like cartoons, too.
narkom12
Posted: Wednesday, January 29, 2020 6:51:55 AM

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

I have an answer!
Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?
taurine
Posted: Wednesday, January 29, 2020 7:05:46 AM

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narkom12 wrote:
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

I have an answer!
Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?


Yeah... Shaun the sheep without lanolin would not be in good health.
ROBODUCK
Posted: Wednesday, January 29, 2020 8:09:29 AM

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Absolutely awesome! Thanks!
hedy mmm
Posted: Wednesday, January 29, 2020 12:18:45 PM

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narkom12 wrote:
I have an answer!
Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?

taurine wrote:
Yeah... Shaun the sheep without lanolin would not be in good health.

ROBODUCK wrote:
Absolutely awesome! Thanks!

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narkom12, you came up with an answer!! Your article was awesome...definitely a good read! Applause

taurine, is Shaun the name of one of your sheep? Think

ROBODUCK, Thank you for the accolade...and WELCOME to TFD & it’s forum! Dancing

hedy mmm



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