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Daemon
Posted: Sunday, November 25, 2018 5:00:00 AM
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Police: 'Rabid' raccoons turn out to be drunk on fermented crabapples

Police in West Virginia have apprehended a masked bandit that was causing concern among residents. The Milton Police Department wrote on Facebook that they had been receiving calls about "suspected rabid raccoons." "Turns out they appear to be drunk ... More...
ChristopherJohnson
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Poor coons! Scores of them must have been killed before the authorities realized that the animals were in fact intoxicated!
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Daemon wrote:
Police: 'Rabid' raccoons turn out to be drunk on fermented crabapples

Police in West Virginia have apprehended a masked bandit that was causing concern among residents. The Milton Police Department wrote on Facebook that they had been receiving calls about "suspected rabid raccoons." "Turns out they appear to be drunk ... More...
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