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Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Sunday, January 22, 2012 10:28:23 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,645
Neurons: 94,956
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: Did Oprah get to know baby Bacchan's name?

A: You have to balance your weight on your right great toe!
DimTim
Posted: Monday, January 23, 2012 2:16:49 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/12/2012
Posts: 611
Neurons: 1,768
Q : I know that the paper in your hand has all the right answers for the quiz; tell me what should I do to get a copy from you?

A : At last, she said OK..
mailady
Posted: Monday, January 23, 2012 5:12:15 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 940
Neurons: 2,752
Location: United States
Did your Mom let you bring home that pitbull?

Two pencils and an eraser.
uuaschbaer
Posted: Monday, January 23, 2012 5:37:26 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 10/18/2009
Posts: 1,928
Neurons: 6,180
What's an anagram of "Wotan and Eclipse-Searer" if you swap one e for an n?

A: When I put gum in my sister's hair.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Monday, January 23, 2012 2:48:32 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,645
Neurons: 94,956
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: When did they finally send you to boot camp?

A: Well i never knew wine was so cheap in this country...
DimTim
Posted: Sunday, January 29, 2012 5:19:06 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/12/2012
Posts: 611
Neurons: 1,768
Q : In our country you pay £3 for pint of beer or cup of coffee, but you can also get a decent wine for pretty much the same amount...What do you think about this?

A : Oh! This must be the most boring day of my life!
mailady
Posted: Sunday, January 29, 2012 7:38:29 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 940
Neurons: 2,752
Location: United States
How is it sitting in jail?

I just let the cat in!
DimTim
Posted: Sunday, January 29, 2012 9:24:50 AM
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Joined: 1/12/2012
Posts: 611
Neurons: 1,768
Q : I don't see my cat in her box...did you see her going out?

A : This is what I can give into the hotchpot
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Wednesday, February 8, 2012 1:38:28 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,645
Neurons: 94,956
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: Aren't you going to part with the Swiss Account inheritance?

A: Bacon and eggs was how he found out!
Bowdenii
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 1:41:10 PM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 2/9/2012
Posts: 378
Neurons: 1,169
Q: Does he know about her being a vegan yet?


A: I really couldn't care less.
srirr
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 11:51:59 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
Neurons: 484,288
Q: Would you like to have one more peg on the rocks?

A: You know curiousity kills the cat.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Wednesday, February 15, 2012 11:06:21 PM

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Posts: 12,645
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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: Oh i thought it was "Puss in Boots"> Well how does this one end?

A: Commas won't do at all.
hobbes
Posted: Sunday, February 26, 2012 5:39:25 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 2/24/2012
Posts: 101
Neurons: 301
Q : Could you please tell me when/if "too" should be preceded by a comma at the end of a sentence?

For example : "I too like mysteries too."
or
"I,too, like mysteries, too." Which one would you prefer?

A : Yes, that really was a question with no answers!

.......................

Aside:

This question or rather the answer got me thinking .. Commas save lives, or at times, be fatal!

Sharing an interesting article, about "The Fatal Comma"..

The fatal comma



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Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Sunday, February 26, 2012 6:10:01 AM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Nice one hobbes!Applause

Q: Was that a good example i gave of a rhetorical question, Uncle Hobbes?

A: That's not a baker's dozen! It's a faker's dozen.
hobbes
Posted: Sunday, February 26, 2012 7:27:48 AM
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Joined: 2/24/2012
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Q : Why are you making such a ruckus now? After all, you got this one free!

A : Congratulations....this calls for a celebration!
mailady
Posted: Sunday, February 26, 2012 12:51:39 PM
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Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 940
Neurons: 2,752
Location: United States
Have you seen the pictures of my new granddaughter who was born just 8 days ago?

Daytona 500
sandeepa
Posted: Sunday, February 26, 2012 5:10:20 PM
Rank: Newbie

Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 9
Neurons: 27
Location: United Kingdom
Q : Where is our presidential candidate Mitt Romney making his rounds today?

A : No, motor sport is not for me!
hobbes
Posted: Monday, February 27, 2012 8:42:35 AM
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Joined: 2/24/2012
Posts: 101
Neurons: 301
Q : So what race do you like out of nascar, indy cars,or drag racing?

A : "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience"
srirr
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2012 3:28:13 AM

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Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
Neurons: 484,288
Q: What do you plan to do this weekend?

A: I am back home.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:59:25 AM

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Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,645
Neurons: 94,956
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: Hey did you manage to escape the cops chasing after you?

A: Better to have loved and lost.... much better.
tootsie
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2012 3:09:01 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/11/2010
Posts: 6,883
Neurons: 23,730

Q. What's your take on "falling in love"?

A. Brown bread

mailady
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2012 4:55:52 PM
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Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 940
Neurons: 2,752
Location: United States
What was that stuff Mom always made to go with baked beans?

Too cold out and I'm tired.

srirr
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 12:26:39 AM

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Joined: 12/29/2009
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Q: Want to come for a stroll after dinner?

A: She was looking good the other day.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Friday, March 2, 2012 1:42:31 AM
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Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
Neurons: 8,472
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: Bill was always rude to her, any idea of the sudden change?

a: It is like staring at the vast sky at night.
weltreise
Posted: Friday, March 2, 2012 2:30:40 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 45
Neurons: 135
Location: United States

q: Why did you glue all these glow in the dark stickers on the ceiling?
a: She won in the lottery.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Saturday, March 3, 2012 1:20:15 AM
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Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
Neurons: 8,472
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: She barely leaves the house lately. What happened after you accompanied her to the city?

a: I don't need to explain, I just know.
srirr
Posted: Wednesday, March 7, 2012 12:02:19 AM

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Joined: 12/29/2009
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Q: How can you say he is not a crook?

A: I'll call you later.
weltreise
Posted: Wednesday, March 7, 2012 12:57:53 AM
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Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 45
Neurons: 135
Location: United States
Q: Would you please tell me what is going on ?
A: This is not the same person
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Friday, March 9, 2012 10:23:31 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,645
Neurons: 94,956
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: What is the typical sentence from someone suffering the Capgras Syndrome?

A: But i tell you, it was him!
Esgaleth
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 6:35:39 PM
Rank: Newbie

Joined: 3/11/2012
Posts: 19
Neurons: 100
Q. How could it be William Shakespeare delivering lectures on TED?


A. Because he missed by a foot.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Friday, March 23, 2012 2:42:29 PM

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Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,645
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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: But why have they tied up his hands?

A: Whoever can wiggle his ears while eating.
IMcRout
Posted: Friday, March 23, 2012 4:53:32 PM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,380
Neurons: 563,379
Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: But who gets to win in this silly game?

A: They call it 'March Madness'.
mailady
Posted: Friday, March 23, 2012 8:16:43 PM
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Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 940
Neurons: 2,752
Location: United States
Why would anyone want to watch college basketball in the first place??

Opening Day!!
Briton
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:33:55 PM
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Joined: 10/13/2011
Posts: 5,107
Neurons: 16,440
Q:How soon can we go shopping in that new store?

A: My satellite dish.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 10:59:22 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,645
Neurons: 94,956
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q:My God! I've never seen such a huge frisbee! What is it?


A:Hmm Wonder why its always butter.

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