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Klaas V
Posted: Sunday, January 1, 2012 10:51:56 AM

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Can you say 'nope'?

Obviously.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Sunday, January 1, 2012 11:07:36 AM

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Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,645
Neurons: 94,956
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: You think Obama's gonna win again?

A: Oh... maybe a dozen or so.
IMcRout
Posted: Sunday, January 1, 2012 11:26:24 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,380
Neurons: 563,379
Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: How many states are going to leave the Union then?

A: For me it's 'I could care less' and 'once and awhile'.
Klaas V
Posted: Sunday, January 1, 2012 8:36:56 PM

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Q How about a political career?

Fwd McR's A
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Monday, January 2, 2012 3:42:31 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
Neurons: 8,472
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: You drink beer?

a: Thanks, you're simply the best!
Jeech
Posted: Monday, January 2, 2012 4:45:02 PM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 10/21/2009
Posts: 1,468
Neurons: 4,436
Location: Karachi West, Sindh, Pakistan
Q: Any Halal restuaran nearby?

A: Have a Kosher Bar instead, a little walk away.
srirr
Posted: Tuesday, January 3, 2012 2:35:10 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
Neurons: 484,288
Q: Do you think Queen's Bar is the best place to hang out?

A: No more drinks.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Tuesday, January 3, 2012 3:45:16 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: What do you swear you'll quit doing this year?

a: I didn't mean it; sorry for the ambiguity.
srirr
Posted: Wednesday, January 4, 2012 2:46:23 AM

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Q: Are these your words?

A: A bug is troubling.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Wednesday, January 4, 2012 4:39:45 AM
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Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
Neurons: 8,472
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: Why are your eyebrows in a knot?

a: Yes, he said it doesn't matter.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Wednesday, January 4, 2012 9:29:54 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,645
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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: I saw him frowning; he wasn't upset, was he?

A: Every other day it continues.
srirr
Posted: Wednesday, January 4, 2012 11:22:26 PM

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Q: Has the strike in your factory ended?

A: This is the second question.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Saturday, January 7, 2012 3:14:19 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: Is this your answer to the first question?

A: Green, i believe. But not too sure about how many.

mailady
Posted: Saturday, January 7, 2012 4:48:58 PM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 940
Neurons: 2,752
Location: United States
What were those shoes she was wearing?

Hockey early in the morning.
tootsie
Posted: Saturday, January 7, 2012 5:57:33 PM

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Joined: 9/11/2010
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What do you think about when you wake up?

try a little tenderness

Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Sunday, January 8, 2012 11:02:16 AM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q OK So you want to walk out on me, Jane.. Would you tell me where i went wrong? I mean how can i stop yet another girl dumping me.. you know what i mean?


A: Unbelievable! Just three inches and she managed it so well!
Smilie
Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 5:05:16 PM

Rank: Newbie

Joined: 1/11/2012
Posts: 39
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Q : Do you see how difficult this act of funambulism is? now guess how thin is the rope on which high-wire artist is performing!

A: Bitter pills with a coat of sugar!!
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:21:05 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
ambika wrote:
Q : Do you see how difficult this act of funambulism is? now guess how thin is the rope on which high-wire artist is performing!


GREAT ANSWER ... er .. QUESTION, Ambika!Applause

Q: What did you think of the budget the finance minister has presented now that the elections are over?

A: Supper is never before seven.
Smilie
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012 3:18:39 PM

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Articulate dreamer:

Oh! Thanks..I thought of Nadia scoring a perfect 10 when I first saw the *ANSWER* - then it occurred to me that it was 3 inch on which she had to balance

Q : Are you a workaholic? and what is your profession?

No answers to give today!!
DimTim
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 12:02:00 AM
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Joined: 1/12/2012
Posts: 611
Neurons: 1,768
Q : Do you have an exam today? No Question Paper?

A : I am always at cross roads!
srirr
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 1:44:26 AM

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Joined: 12/29/2009
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Neurons: 484,288
Q: Are you sure on this?

A: Come to my place tonight and we'll have fun.
DimTim
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 5:54:13 AM
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Joined: 1/12/2012
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Q : What's the plan for the night?

A : I am not alone!
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 11:24:54 AM

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Joined: 9/16/2009
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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: What gives you so much courage?

A: It ain't over till its over!
Smilie
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 2:10:33 PM

Rank: Newbie

Joined: 1/11/2012
Posts: 39
Neurons: 316
Q : We will loose this test match on the third day itself, what do you think?

A : Need second advice.
uuaschbaer
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 2:59:19 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 10/18/2009
Posts: 1,928
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Q: Times are changing, people can't afford all those hours on the fainting couch; that's why I offer a very attractive basic plan on a secondly basis for common issues such as marital problems, phobias or mild-to-moderate depression with the possibility to upgrade to the minute-based value plan for the heavier stuff––chronic hallucinatory psychosis and so on––, though if you start with the value plan it will save you money. What do you think?

A: Of course I don't care whether she loved me, I've never seen her.
DimTim
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 6:56:58 AM
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A: Of course I don't care whether she loved me, I've never seen her.

Q : Did you meet her after the two of you broke up? I thought she still loves you..don't you care?

A : Why am I not surprised?
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Sunday, January 15, 2012 5:16:10 AM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: Did you know Paris is modelling for body paint now?

A: Oh he snores too much.. even in the class.
DimTim
Posted: Sunday, January 15, 2012 8:31:32 AM
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A: Oh he snores too much.. even in the class.

Q: He says he is tired after 10 hrs of sleep, but still keeps snoring. What does he do in the class?

A: Never say Never
mailady
Posted: Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:13:07 PM
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Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 940
Neurons: 2,752
Location: United States
When will every one get the hang of this game?

Plastic,please.
tootsie
Posted: Sunday, January 15, 2012 9:43:51 PM

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Joined: 9/11/2010
Posts: 6,883
Neurons: 23,730

what does the UK need to recycle the most?

one down, two to go.....

srirr
Posted: Thursday, January 19, 2012 6:39:41 AM

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Joined: 12/29/2009
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Q: How many pegs dude?

A: My mobile phone.
DimTim
Posted: Thursday, January 19, 2012 9:37:44 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/12/2012
Posts: 611
Neurons: 1,768
Q : What are you searching for?

A : The golden rule is that there are no golden rules!
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:44:23 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,645
Neurons: 94,956
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: If every cloud has a silver lining, is there a rule that helps one find it?

A : The Pope himself invited him.
DimTim
Posted: Friday, January 20, 2012 9:57:42 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/12/2012
Posts: 611
Neurons: 1,768
Q : Wonder of wonders! Richard Dawkins in Sistine Chapel !?! How did he reach here?

A : Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out!
Smilie
Posted: Sunday, January 22, 2012 12:55:47 AM

Rank: Newbie

Joined: 1/11/2012
Posts: 39
Neurons: 316
Q : Is being open-minded wrong?

A : Not that I know of
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