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Klaas V
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 8:57:20 PM

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Joined: 7/12/2010
Posts: 1,339
Neurons: 4,802
Q: I bought a surprise for you. Do you want to leave it wrapped until Christmas?

A: A dead parrot
srirr
Posted: Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:46:43 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
Neurons: 484,288
Q: Marshal, what could you find at the scene of crime?

A: I told you before.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Wednesday, December 21, 2011 2:27:55 PM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
Neurons: 8,472
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: Does size matter?

a: You can't be serious!
srirr
Posted: Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:26:02 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
Neurons: 484,288
Q: Is she the same girl whom we met in pub yesterday?

A: Its a matter of luck.
GabhSigenod
Posted: Thursday, December 22, 2011 11:19:20 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/22/2010
Posts: 2,371
Neurons: 149,736
Location: Mulroog, Connaught, Ireland
Q: How is it that Maggie is marrying you?

A: Make it just a tad bit tighter!
MTC
Posted: Friday, December 23, 2011 12:20:35 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/18/2011
Posts: 2,780
Neurons: 8,606
Q: How tight would you like this suture in your amygdala?

A: The Republican Party
srirr
Posted: Friday, December 23, 2011 12:29:03 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
Neurons: 484,288
Q: Who will you vote for this time?

A: Now or never.
Jeech
Posted: Friday, December 23, 2011 7:20:47 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 10/21/2009
Posts: 1,468
Neurons: 4,436
Location: Karachi West, Sindh, Pakistan
Q: Can procrastination ever be on purpose?

A: You just need to be some creative.
mailady
Posted: Friday, December 23, 2011 4:39:58 PM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 940
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Location: United States
Now,just how DO you get that ship in the bottle?


Next week,if it gets here at all.
MTC
Posted: Friday, December 23, 2011 9:23:27 PM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/18/2011
Posts: 2,780
Neurons: 8,606
Qu: When will my ship come in?

Ans: Somewhere over the rainbow.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Friday, December 23, 2011 10:57:40 PM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
Neurons: 8,472
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: So, to where will the ship in the bottle be delivered?

a: I wonder about that, too.
GabhSigenod
Posted: Saturday, December 24, 2011 8:16:10 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/22/2010
Posts: 2,371
Neurons: 149,736
Location: Mulroog, Connaught, Ireland
Q: Why do we drive on this side of the road?

A: Yes, but it's too blurry.
MTC
Posted: Saturday, December 24, 2011 8:51:37 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/18/2011
Posts: 2,780
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Qu: Say, Gabh, after six pints shouldn't you take a cab home?

Ans: Practice makes perfect.
srirr
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 12:57:48 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
Neurons: 484,288
Q: What is your secret?

A: All men are dog.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 4:56:19 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
Neurons: 8,472
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: What do you think of that guy looking at you from across the street?

a: I was born this way.
srirr
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 4:58:25 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
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Q: Do you think your this behaviour makes you look smart?

A: sharp at 9
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 5:02:36 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
Neurons: 8,472
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: So what time are we going to meet?

a: Deal with it. :p :)
Jeech
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 5:16:23 AM
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Joined: 10/21/2009
Posts: 1,468
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Location: Karachi West, Sindh, Pakistan
Q: Do you mind why I hear your argument with one ear and get it out with the other?

A: Because, you miss something in between.
srirr
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 5:18:14 AM

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Joined: 12/29/2009
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Neurons: 484,288
Q: Why can't I understand what she says?'

A: She is still pretty.
mahinhin
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 5:51:06 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/22/2011
Posts: 118
Neurons: 284
Location: Philippines
She's already 70 years old, isn't she?.....Hey, are you even listening?


He must be Mr. Right.
boneyfriend
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 5:11:36 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 8/3/2009
Posts: 2,625
Neurons: 10,546
Location: Columbia, South Carolina, United States
Did you hear how she reacted to him?

The spirit of Christmas is in the air.
srirr
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:59:55 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
Neurons: 484,288
Q: Why is everyone so happy?

A: I love you.
GabhSigenod
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 8:18:30 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/22/2010
Posts: 2,371
Neurons: 149,736
Location: Mulroog, Connaught, Ireland
Q: How on earth can you still tolerate me after I treated you like dirt?

A: Like chicken.
srirr
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:23:54 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
Neurons: 484,288
Q: How was she looking in her new white dress?

A: Its my new mobile ringtone.
FounDit
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:41:49 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/19/2011
Posts: 14,062
Neurons: 66,973
Q: What did you do about your tinnitus?

A: I'll be the judge of that
mailady
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 6:00:42 PM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 940
Neurons: 2,752
Location: United States
Why do you insist on eating too many pastrami sandwiches when you've been told they're not good for you???

It just makes me happy!
srirr
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 12:04:59 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
Neurons: 484,288
Q: Isn't delivering mails door to door a tiring job?

A: A computer, a mobile phone and a pizza.
Jeech
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 7:04:14 PM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 10/21/2009
Posts: 1,468
Neurons: 4,436
Location: Karachi West, Sindh, Pakistan
Q: How many pieces of pizza would you take my dear son?

A: What? Pieces?
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:00:12 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
Neurons: 8,472
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: Was your question answered about the 'pieces'?

a: Because you're not talking.
srirr
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:58:33 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 8,507
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Q: Why did she send email to me?

A: Its all about loving your parents.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 4:23:39 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,645
Neurons: 94,956
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q:How can i send Mom a present after the way she talked to me?

A: Well, i guess it still moves, Galileo.
Jeech
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 8:31:58 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 10/21/2009
Posts: 1,468
Neurons: 4,436
Location: Karachi West, Sindh, Pakistan
Can God create that a big stone that he cannot pick it himself?

Shut up.
Klaas V
Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2011 1:05:45 PM

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Joined: 7/12/2010
Posts: 1,339
Neurons: 4,802
Permission to differ, Sir?

Nothing changes.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Sunday, January 1, 2012 4:51:04 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
Neurons: 8,472
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: Hmm, why is it someone's in a fowl mood today?

a: That's one thing I don't want to change.
IMcRout
Posted: Sunday, January 1, 2012 5:19:29 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,380
Neurons: 563,379
Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Are you sure that the world is flat?

Nope.
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