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IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, December 7, 2011 2:14:35 PM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
A: Because kitten keeps misunderstanding how this thread works.

A: They are called 'umpires'.
tootsie
Posted: Thursday, December 8, 2011 8:34:51 AM

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Q. what do you call people who give you the hump?

A. press 'p' to perform this movement

GabhSigenod
Posted: Thursday, December 8, 2011 11:01:07 AM

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Joined: 12/22/2010
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Location: Mulroog, Connaught, Ireland
Q: What do you wish you could do when needing to park the car?


A: Just call it like it is.
mailady
Posted: Thursday, December 8, 2011 8:20:00 PM
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Location: United States
Do you think he was safe at first?

Sometimes,but not always.

ludic
Posted: Friday, December 9, 2011 7:43:44 AM

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Joined: 12/7/2010
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Location: New Delhi, NCT, India
Q: Are your bowel movements regular?

A: they like to call me that.
IMcRout
Posted: Friday, December 9, 2011 8:57:45 AM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: And you're sure you don't mind people calling you 'ludicrous'?

A: Well, yes, once.
GabhSigenod
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 8:23:27 AM

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Location: Mulroog, Connaught, Ireland
Q: Did you ever try lutefisk?


A: Only when I do this a lot.
mailady
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 8:38:53 AM
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Does it hurt when you keep hitting your hand with that hammer?

Only the ones with spots.

tootsie
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 7:13:42 PM

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Q. Do you get any satisfaction from breeding Dalmations?

A. sometimes ginger

mailady
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 8:12:17 PM
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Gilligan,who do you go out with when Mary Ann is busy?

I only wrote the letter.
IMcRout
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 9:13:53 PM
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Defendant, do you admit to sending a letter to Ms Toots, threatening her with mutilation, unless she withdrew her application for Playmate of the month of May, and puncturing her tyres to make her late on the day of shooting the pictures?

Paul said he hadn't.
mahinhin
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 3:15:26 AM
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Location: Philippines
Has anyone among you boys moved the cheese?

Considering my situation, that's impossible to answer.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 6:13:53 AM
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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

Q: Can you see what's on my screen?


A: If you will turn your head slowly to the right.
srirr
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 6:58:27 AM

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Q: Are you able to watch the show?


A: Its not my belly button.

mailady
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:47:53 PM
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What is that THING on the floor???

Blue skies and a hair cut!
tootsie
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 8:39:21 PM

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Q. What are you planning for next year's holiday?

A. It's a man thing

srirr
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 10:47:37 PM

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Q: Wanna write eight on the wall?

A: Honey, I shrunk the kids.

GabhSigenod
Posted: Wednesday, December 14, 2011 8:42:59 AM

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Location: Mulroog, Connaught, Ireland
Q: What does your new contraption do, Poopsie?

A: Let me be on top now.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Wednesday, December 14, 2011 2:00:07 PM
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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines

q: Why are you so grumpy?

a: Now that is funny.
srirr
Posted: Thursday, December 15, 2011 5:48:44 AM

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Q: Were you on top really?

A: I didn't mean that.
GabhSigenod
Posted: Thursday, December 15, 2011 8:48:43 AM

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Location: Mulroog, Connaught, Ireland
Q: Didn't you tell me you loved me?

A: Well, maybe it does, just a little bit.
mailady
Posted: Thursday, December 15, 2011 5:11:35 PM
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Does your dog like to chase squirrels?


Where the green grass grows.
srirr
Posted: Friday, December 16, 2011 12:52:11 AM

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Q: Where would you like to have your picture?

A: Not again.

MTC
Posted: Friday, December 16, 2011 6:53:57 PM
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Joined: 1/18/2011
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Q: Honey? (prodding)

A: The Tea Party.
mailady
Posted: Friday, December 16, 2011 7:05:40 PM
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Why are those 3 little girls and their teddy bears always running to the bathroom?

Maybe next week.
GabhSigenod
Posted: Sunday, December 18, 2011 8:04:29 AM

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Location: Mulroog, Connaught, Ireland
Q: Do you ever plan on looking for a job ?

A: Vegas, baby!
Klaas V
Posted: Sunday, December 18, 2011 9:12:43 AM

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Q: Where we're going to marry, dear?

A: Two camels
srirr
Posted: Monday, December 19, 2011 1:52:19 AM

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Q: What did you say when you saw that fat lady coming to you?

A: Your eyes.

Klaas V
Posted: Monday, December 19, 2011 7:29:47 AM

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Q: What body part(s) you use first when meeting a beautiful person of the opposite sex?

A: Nude.
srirr
Posted: Monday, December 19, 2011 11:47:50 PM

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Q: How do you like yourself to be sketched?

A: Size does not matter.
GabhSigenod
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 8:03:44 AM

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Q: So what do you think of my new putter?

A: I can't feel my tongue!
tootsie
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 2:22:37 PM

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Q, why don't you have another Tequila?

A. twelve lords-a-leaping

Klaas V
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 7:41:31 PM

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Q. What you see regularly watching the political 'circus' lately?

A. Prada
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 8:12:57 PM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: What the devil did you wear to that cocktail party that it cost me half my salary?

A: Just a smile, nothing else.
mailady
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 8:25:31 PM
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What did it take for you to win the heart of such a hot looking guy??

I just can't wait that long!
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