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uuaschbaer
Posted: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:40:51 PM

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Do you want to listen to some Abba?

With unpardonable reticence.
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 4:27:25 PM
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Speak to the hand mailady, check your As and Qs Speak to the hand

Q: Do you think that old goat needs milking?

A: No, darling, you look gorgeous in that dress.
mailady
Posted: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 5:29:54 PM
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My As and Qs are fine,thank you very much. (I guess if you did NOT go to college in the 70's you might not understand.)

Q. Should I paint my backside purple before I go to your Mom's for dinner?

A. Pucker up and blow.
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 6:44:31 PM
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Curiouser and curiouser!

@mailady: I went to university during the 70s (no colleges here) and tried to keep my Ts dotted and my Is crossed. So, no As and Qs, as far as I know.

Anyway, my post was intended in response to yours. Didn't see uuaschbaer's submission. Sorry.

So, without any further hesitation:

@uuaschbaer: Q: Do mine eyes deceive me or did you really get around to cleaning the attic at last?

@mailady Q: Should Krautikins kiss your owie and make it all better?

A: Take your shoes off first.
TOOTS
Posted: Thursday, June 23, 2011 6:23:32 AM
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Q. Can I help you with the wine ?

A. but it says I have to use three teaspoons and a butter knife
Vickster
Posted: Thursday, June 23, 2011 8:28:17 AM
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Q....Who taught you how to set the table for dinner??

A....]Mailady, I agree with you on this....

Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
ludic
Posted: Thursday, June 23, 2011 11:10:57 PM

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Location: New Delhi, NCT, India
Q-(as mailady): Vickster, what is your opinion?


A: The horses slipped.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 4:06:22 AM
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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines
Q: What's all the noise about?



A: When someone is nice to me.
IMcRout
Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 4:14:04 AM
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Q: Do you ever lose that smirk in your face?

A: The moment the third of my 'twins' was born.
sisikou
Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 4:50:50 AM
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Location: Taiwan
Q: What is the most unbelievable yet blissful moment in your life?

A: Sean says "Yes! I do."
mailady
Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 5:25:49 AM
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Q. I've got one beer left and it's warm. Does anyone want it?

A. Black and gold.
IMcRout
Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 5:30:10 AM
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Q: Which other colours are there on the German flag, apart from red?

A: Of course, and we even have fireworks then.
sisikou
Posted: Saturday, June 25, 2011 4:39:41 AM
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Q: Do you play basketball in the living room during midnight?

A: NBA.
uuaschbaer
Posted: Saturday, June 25, 2011 10:15:26 PM

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How do you spell nitrobenzanthrone?

Wooster smokes a pipe.
sisikou
Posted: Sunday, June 26, 2011 12:19:47 AM
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Location: Taiwan


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Q: What's the implication after you watch this amazing artwork?

A: Picasso.
ludic
Posted: Sunday, June 26, 2011 4:22:05 AM

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Q: Whom can you remotely not dream of emulating?


A. where the sun rises.
IMcRout
Posted: Sunday, June 26, 2011 4:12:10 PM
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Q: What is the literal translation of your wife's name?

A: Where the sun never shines.
sisikou
Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 12:18:14 AM
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Q: The place you can play fireworks the whole day?

A: What? I don't get it.
TOOTS
Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 6:17:56 AM
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Q. Pythagoras Theorem states that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the other two sides.

In other words, the longest side of the triangle squared is the same as the sum of the square of the other two sides.

Thus if the other two sides are of length three and four centimetres the long side will be five centimetres: 9 + 16 = 25

It applies to right angled triangles.


A. I have two at home, three at work and one on the side.
IMcRout
Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 6:24:21 AM
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Q: How many lovers do you have?

A: No, sorry. Some articles cannot be tested for obvious reasons.
uuaschbaer
Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 7:11:38 AM

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Those spiffing new Articles of War are pretty snazzy, don't you think? Especially the ones about the nuclear deterrent. You think we can ... possibly ... just once ... no?

Denebola and Regulus.
sisikou
Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 8:05:24 AM
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Q: Pardon!? Den something and Re something...

A: eating, sleeping, playing ...that's it.
uuaschbaer
Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 8:58:30 AM

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So you think Sardanapalus was 33% slightly wrong when he proposed that the beauty of life lay in eating, drinking and playing?

When I saw Eat, Pray, Love on Oprah.
TOOTS
Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 9:13:33 AM
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Q. When did you decide 'Chat Shows' were the new religion ?

A. Take the first left, then second right and carry on walking until your hat floats.
ludic
Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 9:58:50 AM

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Q: Could you please guide me to the nearest and the most convenient suicide station in town?


A: Only when you showed me your ugly face.
sisikou
Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 11:13:28 AM
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Q: What time would you kiss your feet?

A: I'm sleepy.
IMcRout
Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 4:45:06 PM
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Q: Why do you keep jumping up and down?

A: Sorry, that's a hardware problem.
spellcheck
Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 9:27:15 PM
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Joined: 5/11/2011
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Location: United States
Q - Where can I get me one of those size 44DDD underwire garments ?

A - Just give me one minute, and I will let you have every inch of it ...
TOOTS
Posted: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 5:04:38 AM
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Q. How long did it say it would take the blue pill to work?

A. don't sign anything without reading the small print first.
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 8:55:52 AM
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Q: Mum, do I really need a lawyer to buy a jockstrap?

A: Normally between three and four days.
sisikou
Posted: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 9:10:25 PM
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Q: How long do you need to boil the chicken for dinner?

A: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
TOOTS
Posted: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 10:38:37 AM
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Q. What is Dick Van Dyke's cockney rhyming slang verson for "roaches" ?

A. faster than a speeding bullet
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:47:08 AM
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Q: How often do you get a speeding ticket?

A; Salt and vinegar.
TOOTS
Posted: Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:51:04 AM
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Q. What is your favourite ice-cream flavour?

A. Midnight Blue Velvet with shocking pink adornments
ludic
Posted: Friday, July 1, 2011 3:41:12 AM

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Q: How's the night sky where you live, Aleonard, my friend? It's black and wooly here with tiny white adornments called "stars" on my planet.


A: Sure. But at your own risk!
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