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Ursus Minor
Posted: Wednesday, October 18, 2017 3:16:59 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
When do you think will Trump start bombing Pyongyang?


He'll swallow you before you can say Jack Robinson.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, October 18, 2017 6:20:38 AM

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Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 35,519
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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - How's our old friend Godzilla?

A - The Silurian Era, I think.
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, October 18, 2017 9:25:47 AM
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Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,380
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
What do you think might be the cause of these Aerial Ruins, Drag0n?


There are times these anagrammatical fits get the better of him.
Hope123
Posted: Saturday, October 21, 2017 1:49:50 PM

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Posts: 10,235
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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
Why did you give him a bottle of Scotch, IMc?

He got stuck under the table.
Ursus Minor
Posted: Tuesday, October 24, 2017 2:01:46 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
Why did you leave Russell Williams Restaurant without your boyfriend yesterday, Hope?

Take it with a grain of salt.
Kunstniete
Posted: Tuesday, October 24, 2017 3:43:36 AM

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Joined: 1/25/2017
Posts: 1,255
Neurons: 259,261
Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
What would you recommend to add to this tart?

Einstein would love this.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Thursday, October 26, 2017 2:29:04 PM

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Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,967
Neurons: 101,784
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India


Q: Relativity in the family, you say? Seriously??


A: Oh, all his maternal aunts did.

Hope123
Posted: Sunday, October 29, 2017 11:32:56 AM

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
Why did his mother drink so much wine, AD?

Every year I hope winter won't come and every year I'm disappointed. ;)
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Monday, October 30, 2017 12:34:10 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Don't you just LOVE the snowball fights we have?

He's got a carrot for a nose!
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, October 31, 2017 7:19:45 AM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
But why did those rabbits attack his head of all things?


One tight one across the rump, or better, his face, would have fixed it, I tell you
Hope123
Posted: Thursday, November 2, 2017 11:14:58 PM

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
What do you suggest, AD?

The Bird of Paradise is a flower. And a bird.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, November 15, 2017 7:33:40 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - What do expect to see when we get to Heaven, Hope?

A - Stars & bars.
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, November 15, 2017 11:18:05 AM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: What comes to mind when you think of America, D?


A: I was dumbfounded, again.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, November 16, 2017 6:07:04 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - How come you didn't say anything about it?

A - They don't actually produce anything.
Hope123
Posted: Thursday, November 16, 2017 11:08:34 AM

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
Why do you think the company failed, Drago?

Coffee is good for your health.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, November 16, 2017 12:12:41 PM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Hi Hope! What's your primary dietary stable datum?

Food glorious food, hot sausage and custard.
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, November 16, 2017 4:09:08 PM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q. What do Scots traditionally eat at Hogmanay?


A. I mistakenly put lager into my beer batter.
Hope123
Posted: Thursday, November 16, 2017 8:21:27 PM

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Does that make it a lager-batter instead of a beer-batter, IMc?

Fish and chips are delicious.

Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Monday, January 1, 2018 1:55:07 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: What food have they packed for the Mars landing astronauts?


A: It was all in CAPITALS with a bold font!
Hope123
Posted: Tuesday, January 2, 2018 4:19:11 PM

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Were they announcing a pregnancy, AD? At 50?

Once upon a time a troll lived on the internet.

Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Wednesday, January 3, 2018 1:14:52 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: Can you suggest the beginning for a really modern short story?


A: No way could they live happily after that1
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, February 27, 2018 12:26:49 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: So are they thinking of divorcing?



A: Remarkable twinkle in her eyes, mind you.
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, February 27, 2018 1:44:05 PM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: So you didn't mind her permanent pout at all?


A: Because they were shovelling off the snow as a couple.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, March 6, 2018 9:35:32 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - Why do you say they both want to get out of here?

A - They say the trains will be running tomorrow.
Hope123
Posted: Monday, March 19, 2018 11:00:07 PM

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
How long will it take to clear the avalanche off the tracks in B.C., Drago?

The scenery was gorgeous, the food delicious, and the weather perfect.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2018 2:33:58 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - Why did so few people try to escape from Alcatraz?

A - It was the best butter!
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2018 1:36:56 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India


Q: Why are you upset with the lubricant he used for his experiment?


A: Low key, but completely astute, I tell you.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2018 12:36:11 PM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - I've never heard of that new detective, Holmes, do you think he'll be OK?

A - Diamonds and coal.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2018 7:09:27 PM

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Joined: 4/10/2014
Posts: 21,628
Neurons: 71,850
Location: Nogent-le-Rotrou, Centre, France
Q- What are two allotropes of carbon?


A- Money is not a problem for him.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, April 10, 2018 11:34:41 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: Do you think Trump might declare insolvency?


A: No fringe benefits at all!
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, April 17, 2018 8:12:28 AM

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Q - What are the perks of working in Edinburgh during August?

A - As much greasy food as anyone could eat.
IMcRout
Posted: Sunday, April 22, 2018 11:04:51 AM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: What is even more important than beer at the Munich Oktoberfest?

A: Because I suddenly had troubles with my vision.
Hope123
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2018 11:03:56 PM

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
Why is your masterpiece full of halos, IMc?

They are out there with their fireworks again!
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2018 7:22:25 PM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
I just received a bill for ten kilograms of sodium phosphate I never ordered . . . by the way, where are the kids?

Big badda BOOM!
Hope123
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2018 7:40:09 PM

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
Oh no, Drago! What did you do? Is Scotland still above sea level?

Eyeglasses shaped like cat eyes are back in vogue.

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