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Jai Majala
Posted: Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:15:12 PM
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Location: United States
This game is called answer and question, or A and Q. Basically, someone would post an answer, and it would look like this...
And if you recognize this, I got the idea from the user SoltBegins on the ambrosia software board. Here's a link to it... Ambrosia Software A and Q

A: Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Then, the next person would make up a question that would go with that answer...

Q: There where how many burglars?

And post an answer for someone else to make a question for...

A: It went where?

Enjoy, and play nice.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:37:50 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,722
Neurons: 8,472
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines
Q: Did you see the hamster go to Sprikitikpikpakboom? (Q to your A: It went where?)


A: 27 years old
ludic
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 3:08:24 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/7/2010
Posts: 1,153
Neurons: 3,544
Location: New Delhi, NCT, India
Q: How old is the fossil of that rat in the corner of the store room?
_____________________



A: Something really weird happened. She broke her head.
dangeralert
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 4:47:54 AM
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Joined: 5/6/2011
Posts: 62
Neurons: 179
Location: United States
Q: Why isn't the maid mopping right now?

A: Because the milk went bad.
Vickster
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 7:56:54 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 2/19/2010
Posts: 2,404
Neurons: 7,211
Location: Massachusetts, United States
Q...Why do I have orange juice in my cereal?

______________________________________________

A...Because a black cat crossed in front of me.
Margarit Bamllari
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 8:21:09 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/4/2009
Posts: 201
Neurons: 780
Q: Are you going for fishing?

A: Nope. I am going for fishing.

Affirmation: Aha. I thought you were going for fishing.
GabhSigenod
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:02:45 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/22/2010
Posts: 2,371
Neurons: 149,736
Location: Mulroog, Connaught, Ireland
Q. Can you use the word "for" in a sentence that appears unsuitable?



A. Because the air is really bad in the outhouse.
Vickster
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:54:50 AM
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Joined: 2/19/2010
Posts: 2,404
Neurons: 7,211
Location: Massachusetts, United States
Q.... Why are you wearing a gas mask???

(I will repeat my answer since I was skipped...)

A...Because a black cat crossed in front of me.
Yakcal
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 12:51:17 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 3/1/2011
Posts: 583
Neurons: 30,526
Location: Trinidad, California, United States
Q... Why did you walk, backwards, under that ladder?


A...Because the car won't start!
uuaschbaer
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:05:26 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 10/18/2009
Posts: 1,928
Neurons: 6,180
So, why were you making the sign of the cross under the garage door?

His attempts to teach ravens to fly underwater.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 12:35:35 AM
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Joined: 6/13/2011
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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines
Q: So after teaching the cats bark and the dogs meow, what's next?



A: When the raven changed its color.
IMcRout
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 4:53:03 AM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,380
Neurons: 563,379
Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: So, Toto, when were you absolutely sure you were not in Kansas anymore?

A: White; with a slight greyish tinge, almost going into a yellowish-purple. Almost
Galad
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 11:27:53 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 3/23/2009
Posts: 2,582
Neurons: 10,532
Location: Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Q:Hey Doc, What does this mole look like on my back?

A: A little more than a half hour ago
mailady
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 3:19:21 PM
Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 940
Neurons: 2,752
Location: United States
Q. How much longer before we get to Portland?



A. I guess I'll take a green one.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 10:48:52 PM
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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines
Q. What wig color will you wear for the party?



A. My face turned deep red.
sisikou
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 11:01:29 PM
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Joined: 5/2/2011
Posts: 1,666
Neurons: 4,880
Location: Taiwan
What happened after the crab clipped you? (Well, Miss 6 and I both think it is a high level game. :P)

A: Mango was bleeding.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 11:14:50 PM
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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines
sisikou wrote:
What happened after the crab clipped you? (Well, Miss 6 and I both think it is a high level game. :P)


I hope the crab didn't clip my face! lol, I'm corny.



Q: What was that dream again that made you cry?


A: Sorry, not in a million years!
IMcRout
Posted: Saturday, June 18, 2011 4:49:30 AM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: Would you sing the national anthem, nude, alone, without orchestra in front of a huge audience?

A: Definitely!
ludic
Posted: Sunday, June 19, 2011 5:21:52 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/7/2010
Posts: 1,153
Neurons: 3,544
Location: New Delhi, NCT, India
Q: Want to go on an all-expenses-paid holiday to any place you wish?


A: Because the streets were dark and deserted.
IMcRout
Posted: Sunday, June 19, 2011 10:56:14 AM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: Darling, you lost your mobile phone outside. Why did you look for it in the pub?

A: At the 19th hole.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Sunday, June 19, 2011 6:21:11 PM
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Joined: 6/13/2011
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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines
Q: Where can Super Mario get this invincibility power?


A: Not really, I'm just shy.
uuaschbaer
Posted: Sunday, June 19, 2011 7:36:42 PM

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Mr. President, the public is wondering whether your decision to skip the inaugural speech should be taken as a sign that a global diplomatic crisis is diverting your attention, can you confirm that?

Hephaestion.
sisikou
Posted: Monday, June 20, 2011 12:17:23 AM
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Location: Taiwan
Hey! What are you tattooing on my back?

A: Super Mario.
Vickster
Posted: Monday, June 20, 2011 8:27:52 AM
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Joined: 2/19/2010
Posts: 2,404
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Location: Massachusetts, United States
What did she scream while having an orgasm?

Well, I was checking out this hot babe in a pink bikini.
mailady
Posted: Monday, June 20, 2011 3:17:07 PM
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Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 940
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Location: United States
Q. Why did you walk right into the lifeguard stand?

A. Because I don't like lemon cake.
sisikou
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:13:15 AM
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Location: Taiwan
Why did you murder the lemons?

A: watermelon smoothie.
ludic
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 3:15:03 AM

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Joined: 12/7/2010
Posts: 1,153
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Location: New Delhi, NCT, India
Q: The idea of drinking what is inconceivable to you?


A: It has me so terribly confused!

TOOTS
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 6:24:04 AM
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Joined: 9/7/2010
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Location: United Kingdom
Q. Why do you keep posting on this particular TFD thread?

A. Two at the front and three at the rear.

Vickster
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 8:48:21 AM
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How many teeth are you missing?

because I got kicked off a donkey...
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:41:42 AM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: Why are you making such an ass of yourself?

A: Because of those dark clouds over there.
uuaschbaer
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:56:47 AM

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Why is the US suddenly leaving Iraq?*
(*Doesn't reflect my opinion––lighten up, it's a joke.)


Three mistresses and a wheelbarrow.
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 10:47:36 AM
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: What is the luggage allowance for any GI leaving Iraq?*
(*Doesn't reflect my opinion––lighten up, it's another joke.)

A: On June, 26th.
TOOTS
Posted: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 6:53:04 AM
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Location: United Kingdom
Q. What day in 1945 was the United Nations Charter signed establishing the world body as a means of helping to stop another World War happening?

A. One sandwich short of a pic-nic
Vickster
Posted: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 8:11:08 AM
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Q....Have you ever seen that man on the corner selling peanuts?

A... "Do the hustle"
mailady
Posted: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 2:45:37 PM
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Location: United States
A. Did you go to college in the 70's?

Q. Not with the kids in the car!!
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