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This game is called answer and question, or A and Q. Basically, someone would post an answer, and it would look like this... And if you recognize this, I got the idea from the user SoltBegins on the ambrosia software board. Here's a link to it... Ambrosia Software A and QA: Two, but don't ask me how they got in there. Then, the next person would make up a question that would go with that answer... Q: There where how many burglars? And post an answer for someone else to make a question for... A: It went where? Enjoy, and play nice.
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Q: Did you see the hamster go to Sprikitikpikpakboom? (Q to your A: It went where?)
A: 27 years old
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Q: How old is the fossil of that rat in the corner of the store room?
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A: Something really weird happened. She broke her head.
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Q: Why isn't the maid mopping right now?
A: Because the milk went bad.
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Q...Why do I have orange juice in my cereal?
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A...Because a black cat crossed in front of me.
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Q: Are you going for fishing?
A: Nope. I am going for fishing.
Affirmation: Aha. I thought you were going for fishing.
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Q. Can you use the word "for" in a sentence that appears unsuitable?
A. Because the air is really bad in the outhouse.
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Q.... Why are you wearing a gas mask???
(I will repeat my answer since I was skipped...)
A...Because a black cat crossed in front of me.
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Q... Why did you walk, backwards, under that ladder?
A...Because the car won't start!
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So, why were you making the sign of the cross under the garage door?
His attempts to teach ravens to fly underwater.
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Q: So after teaching the cats bark and the dogs meow, what's next?
A: When the raven changed its color.
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Q: So, Toto, when were you absolutely sure you were not in Kansas anymore?
A: White; with a slight greyish tinge, almost going into a yellowish-purple. Almost
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Q:Hey Doc, What does this mole look like on my back?
A: A little more than a half hour ago
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Q. How much longer before we get to Portland?
A. I guess I'll take a green one.
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Q. What wig color will you wear for the party?
A. My face turned deep red.
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What happened after the crab clipped you? (Well, Miss 6 and I both think it is a high level game. :P)
A: Mango was bleeding.
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sisikou wrote:What happened after the crab clipped you? (Well, Miss 6 and I both think it is a high level game. :P) I hope the crab didn't clip my face! lol, I'm corny.
Q: What was that dream again that made you cry?
A: Sorry, not in a million years!
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Q: Would you sing the national anthem, nude, alone, without orchestra in front of a huge audience?
A: Definitely!
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Q: Want to go on an all-expenses-paid holiday to any place you wish?
A: Because the streets were dark and deserted.
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Q: Darling, you lost your mobile phone outside. Why did you look for it in the pub?
A: At the 19th hole.
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Q: Where can Super Mario get this invincibility power?
A: Not really, I'm just shy.
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Mr. President, the public is wondering whether your decision to skip the inaugural speech should be taken as a sign that a global diplomatic crisis is diverting your attention, can you confirm that?
Hephaestion.
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Hey! What are you tattooing on my back?
A: Super Mario.
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What did she scream while having an orgasm?
Well, I was checking out this hot babe in a pink bikini.
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Q. Why did you walk right into the lifeguard stand?
A. Because I don't like lemon cake.
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Why did you murder the lemons?
A: watermelon smoothie.
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Q: The idea of drinking what is inconceivable to you?
A: It has me so terribly confused!
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Q. Why do you keep posting on this particular TFD thread?
A. Two at the front and three at the rear.
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How many teeth are you missing?
because I got kicked off a donkey...
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Q: Why are you making such an ass of yourself?
A: Because of those dark clouds over there.
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Why is the US suddenly leaving Iraq?*
(*Doesn't reflect my opinion––lighten up, it's a joke.)
Three mistresses and a wheelbarrow.
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Q: What is the luggage allowance for any GI leaving Iraq?*
(*Doesn't reflect my opinion––lighten up, it's another joke.)
A: On June, 26th.
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Q. What day in 1945 was the United Nations Charter signed establishing the world body as a means of helping to stop another World War happening?
A. One sandwich short of a pic-nic
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Q....Have you ever seen that man on the corner selling peanuts?
A... "Do the hustle"
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A. Did you go to college in the 70's?
Q. Not with the kids in the car!!
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