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Ode to Tuscan Milk Options
Winnie
Posted: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:57:33 AM
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Read the reviews of this milk:

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/191-0302364-7201378

You can also check "the sellers" for more fun :D
RuthP
Posted: Friday, May 20, 2011 10:10:19 AM

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Eh? ... Think ... Applause
DarkMoon
Posted: Friday, May 20, 2011 10:40:27 AM

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Applause

But what the sellers add to it then? Eh?
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Friday, May 20, 2011 10:54:02 AM

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I approached the Airport Security Gate and fed my bags into the x-ray machine.
"Sir," said the TSA agent, "is this your bag?"
"You know it is," I replied.
"There's no need to get testy sir," he said.
The agent escorted me over to a side table.
"Do you mind if I search your bag?" he asked.
"What will you do if I say no?" I asked.
"I'll take you in the back room and we'll strip search you," he replied.
"Then by all means, go ahead and search," I said.
The agent opened my bag and peered inside.
"What do you call this sir?" the agent asked holding up a pair of nail clippers.
"Those are nail clippers," I said.
"I'm going to have to confiscate these," he said.
"That's alright," I replied, "they sell them for a dollar in the store next to my departure gate."
The agent looked at me with hate in his eyes. He looked back into my bag and pulled out my gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk.
"Sir, you can't take this on the plane," he said.
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because, if you have more than three ounces of a liquid you could use it to blow up the plane," he said.
I was astonished. I had no idea that Tuscan Whole Milk was so powerful.
"May I drink it now?" I asked.
"Yes," he said, "liquids are harmless once they are inside of you."
I drank the entire gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk that I had purchased on Amazon.com while the people behind me grew increasingly inpatient.
It was delicious.
I did not blow up.

Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:03:27 AM

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DarkMoon wrote:
Applause

But what the sellers add to it then? Eh?


Whole milk is from a whole cow. The other milks are from a half-cow or from a quartercow!
Or, as in Finland, one can pick a carton of blue cow's milk or red cow's.

I've also wondered how it would be to have a job as a hole driller in a macaroni factory.
Whistle
DarkMoon
Posted: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:33:15 AM

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Anyway, Applause for reviewers' creativity about extremely expensive Tuscan milk.

JJ, your previous post sounds like an advertisement. Not talking Where is mark as spam button?! ;-)
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:43:08 AM

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DarkMoon wrote:
Anyway, Applause for reviewers' creativity about extremely expensive Tuscan milk.

JJ, your previous post sounds like an advertisement. Not talking Where is mark as spam button?! ;-)


I haven't seen one above your posts either, for a while ;-)
DarkMoon
Posted: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:48:31 AM

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Jyrkkä Jätkä wrote:
I haven't seen one above your posts either, for a while ;-)


Silenced
jmacann
Posted: Sunday, May 22, 2011 12:12:15 PM
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Do not blow up, please.

However, if you do any gardening, beware of Euphorbias, which are very similar to cacti, but come from Africa -whereas cacti only come from the Americas. Their "milk" -called latex- is an irritant, which keeps animals from eating it.

Romany
Posted: Sunday, May 22, 2011 8:48:54 PM
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jmacann - really? Cactus milk is also called latex? I had honestly always thought that latex referred only to the milky sap of the rubber tree. Hence the product we call latex. But obviously then, latex must just be the name for milky white sap and not the exclusive property of rubber trees. Live and learn, huh?
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