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towan52
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2017 10:57:50 AM

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Reports are coming in that delegates to a Nordstrom Convention in Bowling Green, KY. Are among the casualties from an attack by a Washington gang called the DC Executive. Female delegates were brutally groped and then water-boarded. Male counterparts were also water-boarded after being viciously bullied with alternative facts. A spokesperson for the DC Executive, Mr. Delirium Tremens, admitted that an executive order to lift the delegates out of the water was signed. However, it was so badly planned that the subsequent delay caused “alternative survival” to the Nordstrom executives. The gang, all dressed by Ivanka, fled to Yemen but were denied entry visas and returned to the US. Because of the origin of their flights ICE refused them re-entry and put them on a flight to Russia where Vladimir Putin has offered all members of the gang a dacha in Yalta.
Shulamit
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2017 11:45:07 AM

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I salute you, Towan52

I salute you 53 times.
Blaidd-Drwg
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2017 2:56:51 PM

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Peter O'Connor - Dundalk
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2017 3:01:23 PM

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Hope123
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2017 4:47:18 PM

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You should write MORE satire, Towan!
towan52
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2017 4:59:35 PM

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Hope123 wrote:
You should write MORE satire, Towan!


It's true, I read it on the internet! Whistle Liar
Hope123
Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2017 12:46:39 AM

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towan52 wrote:
Hope123 wrote:
You should write MORE satire, Towan!


It's true, I read it on the internet! Whistle Liar


lol
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