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Donald Trump says he is ready for a complete physical to prove he's healthy. Options
Chazlee
Posted: Sunday, September 11, 2016 5:38:56 PM
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America's most famous con artist, Mr. Donald J. Trump, recently announced that due to Hillary Clinton's "overheating," he is ready to take a complete physical to prove he is healthy. "She's sick," Trump told an enthusiastic crowd of almost 50 supporters. "She coughs, and her face looks puffy. She sure as hell don't look like a president to me!"

In order to lend credence to his claim that "I am in the best physical health of my life," Trump brought a number of people on stage with him.

Dr. Ben Carson said "Mr. Trump is in the best physical health of his life." Carson further added, "I even checked his prostrate," which seemed to anger Trump. "Bulls_ _t Ben. You never put your finger in my a_ _." However, when asked about Trump's mental condition, Carson said "I have no comment."

Trump also brought his wife Melania on stage to attest to the fact that "Donald has never needed Viagra." Trump seemed happy hearing her words. She also stated that she has personally checked his prostrate, which simply made Trump smile and give her a gentle pat on the bottom of her tight fitting jeans. However, when asked about her husband's mental condition, Melania said "I have no comment."

So, at least for now, it seems like Trump is in the lead as far as the health issue between the two candidates is concerned.

Peace.

(BTW, I was just having fun writing this post).
J-P
Posted: Monday, September 12, 2016 3:38:51 AM

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Apparently, Trump's PROSTATE never left him PROSTRATE.
Peter O'Connor - Dundalk
Posted: Monday, September 12, 2016 6:30:16 AM

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When the Spitting Image was running they did a skit on Reagan "The President's Brain is Missing" - love to see what the team could do with this running joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FaH7ATXkWg
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