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peterhewett
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 3:45:35 AM
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TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.

SALMON DAY.

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

SALAD DODGER.

An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

SWAMP DONKEY.

A deeply unattractive person..

AEROPLANE BLONDE.

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

OH-NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (e.g. You've hit 'reply all').



GREYHOUND.

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.



MILLENNIUM DOMES.

The contents of a Wonderbra, I.e. Extremely impressive when viewed from the outside but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.


MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

* MYSTERY BUS.

The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.


TART FUEL.

Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.


TRAMP STAMP.

Tattoo on a female.


PICASSO BUM.

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.


srirr
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 3:51:19 AM

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Lol Peter. Interesting vocabulary. I have read some of them somewhere. But it is always good to know more.
ha ha ha !
Margarit Bamllari
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 7:40:58 AM
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peter wrote:

TRAMP STAMP.

Tattoo on a female.

As far as I know not all female's tattoos are called so. Only flanked wings or flowers or whatever on the lower back of a female. May be I am wrong.
Terri DC
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 7:58:28 AM
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Heh heh, some of those are great. Just one note of caution... "Prairie Dogging" does have another meaning as far as urban slang goes. Maybe punch it into Google and have a look before using it around the office. Just in case.
Discombobulated
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 8:38:51 AM
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Nice list Peter! Put a smile on my face today
jcbarros
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 11:02:52 AM

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Nice.Dancing
MaWeTok
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 11:52:35 AM
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OK, Peter...I'm committing them to memory and will diligently attempt to work them into my conversations daily. ;-)
oldseadog
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 12:10:54 PM

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[quote=Margarit Bamllari]peter wrote:

TRAMP STAMP.

Tattoo on a female.

As far as I know not all female's tattoos are called so. Only flanked wings or flowers or whatever on the lower back of a female. May be I am wrong.
No, you are absolutely correct.
Investigator
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 6:27:10 PM
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Applause Good list of words Peter. Although, I would submit that the definition of a manager is a person who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves, making the addition of "seagull" redundant.
excaelis
Posted: Tuesday, October 12, 2010 9:30:22 PM

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In Newfoundland ' swamp donkey ' is a term for a moose.
HWNN1961
Posted: Tuesday, October 12, 2010 9:51:57 PM
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I will definately be incorporating "aeroplane blonde" and "Salmon Day" into my lexicon.

Good stuff Pete!!
Omotee
Posted: Thursday, October 14, 2010 12:16:39 PM
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Lmao... This is the funniest thing i've seen in 2010.
Tramp stamp, good one. lol...
Krissy_Anne
Posted: Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:11:06 PM
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Thanks for the list - I needed a good laugh today. Salmon Day - perfect description for today.
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