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anton-Юрий
Posted: Tuesday, October 12, 2021 7:35:43 AM

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Joined: 4/10/2014
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Location: Nogent-le-Rotrou, Centre, France
Janet Brien wrote:
Q: Explain to me why you won't step on cracks?

A: She told me to cross my heart and hope to die!



Q- She's leaving furious and you're laughing: what happened?


A- US$ 83,500.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Tuesday, October 12, 2021 9:50:18 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 2,734
Neurons: 8,539
Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines


Q. How much did you pay for your new bride? Anxious *hides*

A. But it's not always easy to snap out of it!

anton-Юрий
Posted: Tuesday, October 12, 2021 1:27:57 PM

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Joined: 4/10/2014
Posts: 22,297
Neurons: 72,914
Location: Nogent-le-Rotrou, Centre, France
Q- Last night, I dreamed I was dining with Madonna at her place then everything went downhill. I know I survived but...?


A- They do not exist.
Janet Brien
Posted: Tuesday, October 12, 2021 2:23:33 PM

Rank: Newbie

Joined: 9/25/2021
Posts: 355
Neurons: 12,180
Location: Medford, Oregon, United States
Q: Do you believe that teleporters are real?

A: They come in so many flavors you may not be able to try them all!
anton-Юрий
Posted: Friday, October 15, 2021 10:41:14 PM

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Joined: 4/10/2014
Posts: 22,297
Neurons: 72,914
Location: Nogent-le-Rotrou, Centre, France
Q- Oh wow! I want to taste this ice cream, that one, that one and... My head is turning... May I taste each one of those ice creams?


A- Don't worry, they rarely eat human flesh.
Janet Brien
Posted: Sunday, October 17, 2021 7:43:36 PM

Rank: Newbie

Joined: 9/25/2021
Posts: 355
Neurons: 12,180
Location: Medford, Oregon, United States
Q: Are Great White Sharks really as dangerous to people as media suggests?

A: No, believe it or not, that's his shoe.
anton-Юрий
Posted: Sunday, October 17, 2021 8:09:01 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/10/2014
Posts: 22,297
Neurons: 72,914
Location: Nogent-le-Rotrou, Centre, France
Q- I'm petrified... Why is he handing that dark and smelly thing to me?


A- It's about quickly turning unpleasant experiences into blessings in disguise.
Janet Brien
Posted: Sunday, October 17, 2021 9:43:42 PM

Rank: Newbie

Joined: 9/25/2021
Posts: 355
Neurons: 12,180
Location: Medford, Oregon, United States
Q: The little boy howled in tears, "WHY must I brush my teeth every single day for the rest of my life?!"

A: It's the little things that count.
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