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Don Jr: How do you like your steaks cooked, Dad?
Trump: Well done, son.
Don Jr: *tearing up* You said it, you finally said it.
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Rank: Advanced Member
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I'm having an affair with the person who looks after my feet. It's a podiatryst.
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Her: Want to tell me why you can't get married?
Me: I can't say I do
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