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anton exobio
Posted: Monday, November 9, 2020 4:56:24 AM

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Drag0nspeaker wrote:
A - It's the tone of voice, I suppose.



Q- Why does she pout each time she hears me?


A- Only fools never change their minds.
Clyde of Oz
Posted: Monday, November 9, 2020 11:36:04 PM

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Q: She keeps changing her mind — is she wise or foolish?


A: Well, then, that seems to be the end of that.
anton exobio
Posted: Friday, November 13, 2020 6:56:31 PM

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Q- I can just see this, this and this: what's going on?


A- Jeez, you're the reincarnation of Jesus Christ!
Clyde of Oz
Posted: Monday, November 16, 2020 4:20:50 PM

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Q: Have you tasted my famous bread and fish pudding?


A: I am absolutely exhausted.
anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, November 17, 2020 4:56:01 AM

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Q- Why do you reply you're absolutely exhausted as answer to anything you're asked?


A- I've had much less tolerance to people's incoherence since last spring.
cythuman
Posted: Tuesday, November 17, 2020 5:56:04 AM

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Q: Have you noticed that you seem to lose your patience rather quickly these days?


A: Running out of toilet paper.
anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, November 17, 2020 8:56:47 AM

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Q- You've been staying locked in the bathroom for nearly 2 hours: what's the matter with you?


A- I'm speechless :X
Clyde of Oz
Posted: Wednesday, November 18, 2020 3:07:28 PM

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Q: What would it most surprise you to hear Donald Trump say?


A: Seven, five, and nineteen.
cythuman
Posted: Thursday, November 19, 2020 2:57:29 AM

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Q: You were close to be a lotto millionaire you say! What was the number you missed?


A: Poet, philosopher, adviser... and wicker bottom chair repairer.
(credits to Tony Hancock)
anton exobio
Posted: Friday, November 20, 2020 7:24:53 AM

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Q- What do you spontaneously think about when I say "Donald Trump"?


A- She looks like the stretched version of her.

https://youtu.be/I4l84GAZrKg
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, November 20, 2020 11:26:06 AM

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Q. How would you compare my wife to our daughter?

A. Probably related.
anton exobio
Posted: Monday, November 23, 2020 4:27:23 AM

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Q- I've brutally lost my sense of smell: could that mean I have Covid19?


A- That's funny as hell!
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2020 1:03:49 AM

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Q - Have you heard the one about the devil?

A - No-one really knows.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2020 5:10:06 AM

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Q: In what language did Trump pardon that turkey?


A: Oh maybe all the bedrooms in the White House.
anton exobio
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2020 6:26:25 AM

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Q- Where do we have to rid of bedbugs as a priority in Washington, D.C.?


A- Calm down, that's just your reflection in the mirror.
Clyde of Oz
Posted: Sunday, November 29, 2020 4:46:52 PM

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Q: There's something very, very scary in the bathroom: what could it be?


A: It doesn't have to be that way, you know.
cythuman
Posted: Sunday, November 29, 2020 5:04:02 PM

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A: Go ahead and throw me to your crocodiles. I will never marry you!


Q: Why would I want to marry you?
anton exobio
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2020 9:56:29 AM

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cythuman wrote:
A: Go ahead and throw me to your crocodiles. I will never marry you!




Q- Can you promise you aren't going to overeact if I pop the question now?


A- I skipped her messages because they made no sense to me.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2020 10:16:54 AM

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Q - Didn't you notice she invited you to buy some shares in her amazingly-successful business?

A - Millions, schmillions. Who cares?
anton exobio
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2020 3:56:40 PM

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Q- Do you know how much schmoney I made last year?


A- I just wonder who the next Russian President is.
Clyde of Oz
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2020 10:13:28 PM

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Q: Do you wonder about the immensity of the universe, the patterns in mathematics, the possibility of life beyond Earth?


A: He just won't do what he's told.
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