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jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, June 5, 2020 6:00:13 AM

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What can one then do
when suddenly left alone
with just memories?
cythuman
Posted: Wednesday, June 24, 2020 9:48:58 AM

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With just memories
so many hours can pass
like a few minutes
cythuman
Posted: Thursday, July 2, 2020 9:33:56 AM

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Like a few minutes
Years that seemed endless ahead
Have turned into past
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, July 3, 2020 3:42:46 AM

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'have' turned into 'past'
means changing all the letters
funny for a change.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, July 3, 2020 9:47:11 AM

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Funny for a change
for the letter 'a' remains
where are my glasses?
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Saturday, July 4, 2020 12:20:32 AM

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Where are my glasses?
Without them nothing remains -
not even an "a".
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Saturday, July 4, 2020 2:46:28 PM

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not even an A
let alone an A plus is
on the report card
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, July 5, 2020 3:32:53 AM

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On the Report Card
it said "I never knew him"
But it was not signed.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, July 5, 2020 9:09:08 PM

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But it was not signed,
so the cashier refused it.
I didn't have cash.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, July 6, 2020 3:26:16 AM

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I didn't have cash.
and they wouldn't take a cheque
so I went without.























Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, July 10, 2020 9:59:53 AM

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So I went without
From the cubby within.
Within to without.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2020 12:59:56 PM

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So it's in and out
and never waiting about
without any doubt.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, July 25, 2020 3:24:16 AM

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without any doubt
I could tell you this, for sure -
but I might be wrong.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Monday, July 27, 2020 7:58:42 AM

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But I might be wrong.
I was wrong once - I thought I
had made a mistake.
cythuman
Posted: Wednesday, July 29, 2020 10:54:00 AM

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Had made a mistake
Years ago, and the regret
Keeps lingering on
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, August 1, 2020 7:57:12 AM

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Keeps lingering on
Not malingering, mind you,
He really is ill.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, August 2, 2020 12:28:52 AM

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He really is ill.
You can tell by his colour -
Skin isn't purple.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, August 3, 2020 6:03:43 PM

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Skin isn't purple.
It's actually transparent
In the Royal line.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, August 4, 2020 7:06:16 PM

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In the Royal line
Some have two chins, some have none
but they all have crowns.
cythuman
Posted: Wednesday, August 5, 2020 2:41:44 AM

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But they all have crowns
With crowds watching, envying
Yet, are they happy?
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, August 5, 2020 2:55:36 AM

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Yet, are they happy?
Is happiness still a choice?
What about despair?
cythuman
Posted: Friday, August 14, 2020 5:13:00 AM

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What about despair?
Where there is life there is hope
So keep looking out.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Sunday, August 16, 2020 5:22:43 AM

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So keep looking out
Somewhere, somehow a cure's sure
To be found i think
cythuman
Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2020 4:03:10 PM

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To be found I think
Is much more than you hoped for
Will you embrace it?
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, August 24, 2020 10:56:09 AM

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Will you embrace it
That old porcupine I mean -
Or play hard to get?
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Thursday, August 27, 2020 3:53:00 PM

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'Or play hard to get'
Did you say? Did you think I
Was avoiding you?
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, August 31, 2020 2:39:58 PM

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Was avoiding you
the answer to the problem
or the cause of it?
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, September 6, 2020 3:40:37 AM

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Or the cause of it
is a hard line to follow
shouldn't have wrote it.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, September 6, 2020 3:43:06 AM

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shouldn't have wrote it
I realised with hindsight
which is worth a lot?
cythuman
Posted: Sunday, September 6, 2020 5:21:10 AM

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Which is worth a lot?
What you pay much money for
Or a faithful friend?
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, September 10, 2020 3:10:37 AM

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Or a faithful friend
is so worth his weight in gold
and for auld lang syne.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, September 13, 2020 10:57:25 PM

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And "For Auld Lang Syne"
Ye coud cant wi' skeely can
An' hailse Ne'er's Day.

And "For Auld Lang Syne"
You could sing with easy skill
And welcome the year.

(Any corrections Jacobus?)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, September 15, 2020 3:50:58 AM

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Drag0nspeaker wrote:
And "For Auld Lang Syne"
Ye coud cant wi' skeely can
An' hailse Ne'er's Day.

And "For Auld Lang Syne"
You could sing with easy skill
And welcome the year.

(Any corrections Jacobus?)

I will bow to your superior knowledge, Drag0n, for a dinnae ken ocht aboot Scotland's National Bard.

And welcome the year
for it might just be your last
Nothing personal.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, September 16, 2020 12:28:14 AM

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^^^^^^^^^^ Nah! - Another thirty yet before I get a personal e-mail from the king (unless Lizzy's still there!)^^^^^^^^^^

Nothing personal
should occur during work time.
Company Rule One.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, September 16, 2020 2:44:36 AM

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Company Rule One:
Don't bring your Domestic here.
Dry your eyes at home.
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