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Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, July 31, 2020 9:40:18 PM

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Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 34,213
Neurons: 224,906
Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Clyde of Oz wrote:
What a coincidence!


Q. I have this friend called Clyde, lives in Torquay. Any relation?

A. My third cousin, twice removed, by marriage.
Clyde of Oz
Posted: Sunday, August 2, 2020 4:14:41 AM

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Joined: 12/22/2014
Posts: 247
Neurons: 4,987
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Q. Who was that lady I saw you with last night?


A. It's still glowing slightly.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, August 2, 2020 5:42:54 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 34,213
Neurons: 224,906
Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - Did your work at the Atomic Energy Authority have any effect on your body?

A - No-one told me.
Clyde of Oz
Posted: Sunday, August 2, 2020 9:06:19 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/22/2014
Posts: 247
Neurons: 4,987
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Q: Did you know that Erno Rubik took a month to solve the cube that he invented?


A: It's not going to make the slightest difference.
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