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Epiphileon
Posted: Wednesday, July 15, 2015 11:31:38 AM

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Cake is truth, and mostly sweet.

Question authority. How do you know, that you know, what you know?
leonAzul
Posted: Wednesday, July 22, 2015 6:36:02 PM

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Epiphileon wrote:
Cake is truth, and mostly sweet.


Unless it's only half-baked.

Just sayin'…

"Make it go away, Mrs Whatsit," he whispered. "Make it go away. It's evil."
keepyy
Posted: Tuesday, July 28, 2015 9:40:00 AM

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Absinthius wrote:
And the cake is a lie.

when your servant comes in from work, you would say, serve me before you eat your meal. your servant is not worthy of any special praise, is he?
keepyy
Posted: Tuesday, July 28, 2015 9:51:14 AM

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the kingdom of god does come as to be seen, for jesus returns like a flash of lightning!
thar
Posted: Tuesday, July 28, 2015 9:55:53 AM

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I have no problem with gods. It is their believers that put me off religion. Not even eternal rapture is worth putting up with so much of this crap. Maybe the servant should quit.
keepyy
Posted: Tuesday, July 28, 2015 10:07:59 AM

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thar wrote:
I have no problem with gods. It is their believers that put me off religion. Not even eternal rapture is worth putting up with so much of this crap. Maybe the servant should quit.
he has done his duty, like a servant.
tunaafi
Posted: Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:20:26 PM

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And so it goes on, platitude after platitude.
keepyy
Posted: Sunday, August 02, 2015 12:42:40 PM

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tunaafi wrote:
And so it goes on, platitude after platitude.

who cry out to god day and night, will he keep putting them off?
keepyy
Posted: Sunday, August 02, 2015 12:47:30 PM

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how hard is it for the rich to enter the kingdom of god? someone asked, how therefore shall i inhreit everlasting life? jesus replied, sell all you have and give it to the poor, it will become gold in heaven waiting for you.
pedro
Posted: Monday, August 03, 2015 8:09:40 AM

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so it's a form of real estate right?

All good ideas arrive by chance- Max Ernst
Epiphileon
Posted: Wednesday, August 05, 2015 7:43:58 AM

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Imaginary estate.

Question authority. How do you know, that you know, what you know?
Absinthius
Posted: Wednesday, August 05, 2015 8:56:23 AM

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An e-state, if you will.

Look, how about this? Let's pretend we've had the row and I've won. See? It saves a lot of effort.
Maryam Dad
Posted: Thursday, August 06, 2015 11:11:52 AM

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Jesus is everything, everything is Jesus.

Kindness is a mark of faith. and whoever is not kind has no faith.
tunaafi
Posted: Sunday, August 09, 2015 5:36:01 AM

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Maryam Dad wrote:
Jesus is everything, everything is Jesus.

That's a bit of a bummer if, like four billion or more people in the world, you don't believe in Jesus.
pedro
Posted: Tuesday, August 11, 2015 5:44:36 AM

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Jesus was an hairy man.

All good ideas arrive by chance- Max Ernst
thar
Posted: Tuesday, August 11, 2015 9:42:31 AM

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And a very dodgy one.

Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

Now, if a lawyer says that, you just know he is stealing the old guys's money.

Report this guy to the monopolies commission.
tootsie
Posted: Tuesday, August 11, 2015 9:57:01 AM

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The character jesus was misled. So much easier to be brought up believing you were an immaculate conception than having your unmarried mummy stoned to death for sleeping around.

I am literally laughing out loud reading your posts, with tears of laughter in my eyes. This is better than Jeremy Kyle or Jerry Springer crossed with The Goon Show and Fawlty Towers combined. To read posts from my lovely educated, articulate, benevolent, caring and inspirational teachers here on this forum (oh, and the 'notateachers'), being slowly reduced to comedic bantering of the highest degree, has got to be the best thing I've read in a long time. Intermittently interrupted by a little troll-like keeppyy trying woefully to find the best punchline and failing miserably. CLASSIC STUFF my dearest friends, I am proud to have been a small part of this wonderful thread.

Keep sewing your golden seeds of wisdom and wit, you wonderful people. T xxx Dancing Applause




I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. Winnie-the-Pooh
pedro
Posted: Tuesday, August 11, 2015 9:57:07 AM

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Jeremy Corbyn is an hairy man too, which is why he will never be Prime Minister. Bald and red haired candidates may as well give up the ghost too.

All good ideas arrive by chance- Max Ernst
Maryam Dad
Posted: Tuesday, August 11, 2015 8:00:05 PM

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Ya naughty boys, Shame on you
come to Jesus or you'll go to hell.

Kindness is a mark of faith. and whoever is not kind has no faith.
Hope123
Posted: Tuesday, August 11, 2015 9:00:58 PM

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Equality is when you see a person - not a label.
thar
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2015 3:26:07 AM

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come to Jesus or you'll go to hell.


For a supposedly nice guy, that sounds awfully mean!

He should be nicer. Think "what would Jesus do?"
Whistle
keepyy
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2015 11:19:10 AM

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pedro wrote:
Jesus was an hairy man.

god said in the law of moses, do not cut off your hair like the gentiles do.
keepyy
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2015 11:21:46 AM

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thar wrote:

come to Jesus or you'll go to hell.


For a supposedly nice guy, that sounds awfully mean!

He should be nicer. Think "what would Jesus do?"
Whistle

who swear to his own heart and does not change. do you?
keepyy
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2015 11:25:01 AM

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Hope123 wrote:
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who speaks the truth in his hurt and does not slander others. do you?
keepyy
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2015 11:34:09 AM

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tootsie wrote:

The character jesus was misled. So much easier to be brought up believing you were an immaculate conception than having your unmarried mummy stoned to death for sleeping around.

I am literally laughing out loud reading your posts, with tears of laughter in my eyes. This is better than Jeremy Kyle or Jerry Springer crossed with The Goon Show and Fawlty Towers combined. To read posts from my lovely educated, articulate, benevolent, caring and inspirational teachers here on this forum (oh, and the 'notateachers'), being slowly reduced to comedic bantering of the highest degree, has got to be the best thing I've read in a long time. Intermittently interrupted by a little troll-like keeppyy trying woefully to find the best punchline and failing miserably. CLASSIC STUFF my dearest friends, I am proud to have been a small part of this wonderful thread.

Keep sewing your golden seeds of wisdom and wit, you wonderful people. T xxx Dancing Applause



who does not put out his money at interest, and does not take a bribe. do you?
keepyy
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2015 11:59:31 AM

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Maryam Dad wrote:
Ya naughty boys, Shame on you
come to Jesus or you'll go to hell.

until you cry, 'god bless the king, long life the king'
jesus was riding a colt at the descent of the mount of olives along with the crowd shouting joyfully. some pharisees had said to jesus, 'tell your followers not to say these things. and he answered, 'if the multitude should hold their peace, the stone would 'cry out these things?'
o that the time of the rescue of israel were already come. that jesus would come back soon to jerusalem the same way, to save israel from their enemies who never call on the lord. there they will be terrified, overwhelmed with fear for god is present in the company of israel. when the lord shall restore the fortunes of his people.
thar
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2015 8:34:23 PM

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Awww - now you made me feel guilty!

I must admit, your methods are very strange, but you get marks for persistence, and are more tolerant of dissent than many who have passed through this subforum!

You go get 'em, keeps. Whistle

Just don't be so obsessed with buying into the next life you forget to live this one. The whole heavenly reward thing was an excellent selling point for abused Roman slaves, but they were very easy to please!
Hope123
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2015 8:52:13 PM

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Equality is when you see a person - not a label.
Epiphileon
Posted: Thursday, August 13, 2015 5:27:23 AM

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thar wrote:

come to Jesus or you'll go to hell.
For a supposedly nice guy, that sounds awfully mean!
He should be nicer. Think "what would Jesus do?"




Question authority. How do you know, that you know, what you know?
Maryam Dad
Posted: Thursday, August 13, 2015 10:19:47 AM

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Kindness is a mark of faith. and whoever is not kind has no faith.
ithink140
Posted: Thursday, August 13, 2015 10:41:07 AM

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I wonder if the childish ridicule in this thread would be so free if Mohammad was its subject? My bet is that it would not, out of fear and undue respect. I do not agree with Keepy's postings, but he should be left alone. Evolutionists and atheists would be up in arms against such behaviour were it directed towards themselves. Some folk need to grow up.

'Life is too short to be eaten up by hate.'
Absinthius
Posted: Thursday, August 13, 2015 10:53:23 AM

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Ever the victim, eh?

Look, how about this? Let's pretend we've had the row and I've won. See? It saves a lot of effort.
keepyy
Posted: Thursday, August 13, 2015 11:00:52 AM

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thar wrote:
Awww - now you made me feel guilty!

I must admit, your methods are very strange, but you get marks for persistence, and are more tolerant of dissent than many who have passed through this subforum!

You go get 'em, keeps. Whistle

Just don't be so obsessed with buying into the next life you forget to live this one. The whole heavenly reward thing was an excellent selling point for abused Roman slaves, but they were very easy to please!

keep the life of the lord jesus always before to increase your hope. you will learn to live a holy life. jesus being with you in your heart will feel you with joy.
ithink140
Posted: Thursday, August 13, 2015 11:40:54 AM

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Absinthius, your response makes no sense at all. The subject of attack was not me, but Keepy. I do not feel victimized. Is English your first language? That may well be the reason you misunderstood my post.

'Life is too short to be eaten up by hate.'
Hope123
Posted: Thursday, August 13, 2015 12:09:13 PM

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iThink, English is MY first language, but I have trouble understanding Keepyy's posts. Indeed, after the first couple I no longer read them. If Keepyy would put in some capitals, and write his own feelings and ideas instead of quoting out of context from whatever sources he is using perhaps people would take him seriously. Actually, I can't really tell if they are quotes or his own words. They seem like quotes to me as they are all one liners with no substance, discussion, or proof. And he might try to see some humor himself. That is what my photo was meant to do - inject some humor. Instead I got something about slander.???? I had been thinking all that but was not going to say it until your posts ticked me off.


Why was I ticked off? Quote iThink - "Childish ridicule? Need to grow up? Is English your first language?" Mohammed, Evolutionists, and Atheists mentioned.

Instead of personal attacks, might you not have said? "Perhaps we should pay Keepyy the respect he deserves as a member of the Forum, and stop having fun at his and his religion's expense."

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