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sisikou
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 2:59:17 AM

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Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
Kikker
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 4:12:36 AM

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What did we men do wrong that we have to pour our beer ourself nowadays?

sisikou
Posted: Saturday, May 14, 2011 12:23:22 AM

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[quote=Kikker]What did we men do wrong that we have to pour our beer ourself nowadays?

I seriously asked my husband this question, and he replied,"Because women become lazier these days..."
S:"If women are not so lazy, will you love them more?"
Husband:"Yes"
S:"So...you don't love me now?"
Husband:"I think your laziness is due to something valuable(e.g., readling)...not just fooling around and do nothing"
S:"So sweet" (keep on reading...)


Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
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Posted: Saturday, May 14, 2011 5:33:51 AM

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The oldest shaving 'cream' on the planet.

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sisikou
Posted: Wednesday, May 18, 2011 9:42:12 PM

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creamSick ...then toothpaste!



Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, May 19, 2011 4:09:12 AM

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
sisikou
Posted: Thursday, May 19, 2011 8:33:24 AM

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Galad
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 11:45:08 AM

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The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin
Galad
Posted: Friday, September 09, 2011 7:40:23 PM

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Posted: Sunday, September 11, 2011 6:20:35 PM

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Galad
Posted: Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:50:01 AM

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Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:01:40 AM

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Galad
Posted: Wednesday, January 04, 2012 8:06:23 PM

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The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, January 05, 2012 8:01:26 AM

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Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, January 05, 2012 9:11:28 AM

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Galad
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 4:49:48 PM

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Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 4:55:35 PM

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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