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sisikou
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 2:59:17 AM

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Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
Kikker
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 4:12:36 AM

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What did we men do wrong that we have to pour our beer ourself nowadays?

sisikou
Posted: Saturday, May 14, 2011 12:23:22 AM

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[quote=Kikker]What did we men do wrong that we have to pour our beer ourself nowadays?

I seriously asked my husband this question, and he replied,"Because women become lazier these days..."
S:"If women are not so lazy, will you love them more?"
Husband:"Yes"
S:"So...you don't love me now?"
Husband:"I think your laziness is due to something valuable(e.g., readling)...not just fooling around and do nothing"
S:"So sweet" (keep on reading...)


Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
Klaas V
Posted: Saturday, May 14, 2011 5:33:51 AM

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The oldest shaving 'cream' on the planet.

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sisikou
Posted: Wednesday, May 18, 2011 9:42:12 PM

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creamSick ...then toothpaste!



Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, May 19, 2011 4:09:12 AM

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
sisikou
Posted: Thursday, May 19, 2011 8:33:24 AM

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Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
Galad
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 11:45:08 AM

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The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin
Galad
Posted: Friday, September 9, 2011 7:40:23 PM

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The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin
IMcRout
Posted: Sunday, September 11, 2011 6:20:35 PM

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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Galad
Posted: Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:50:01 AM

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The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:01:40 AM

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Galad
Posted: Wednesday, January 4, 2012 8:06:23 PM

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The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, January 5, 2012 8:01:26 AM

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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, January 5, 2012 9:11:28 AM

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Galad
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 4:49:48 PM

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The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 4:55:35 PM

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Galad
Posted: Sunday, November 25, 2012 8:34:56 AM

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The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, November 26, 2012 3:46:03 PM

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Galad
Posted: Monday, December 3, 2012 9:16:41 AM

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The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin
gradyone
Posted: Wednesday, December 5, 2012 6:50:30 AM

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What a hilarious ad, Galad!! Only 49 cents if accompanied by parents
I wonder what they would have charged a kid who came in without parents?


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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A different kind of old ad -- from Mays, Texas


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Schlook Inside
Posted: Tuesday, June 14, 2016 7:04:37 PM

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“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
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“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
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Posted: Wednesday, June 15, 2016 5:42:43 AM

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Posted: Wednesday, June 15, 2016 4:00:30 PM

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“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
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Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2016 4:26:09 AM

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2016 8:28:55 AM

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“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
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“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
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“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
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Posted: Saturday, August 13, 2016 2:39:11 PM

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Olympic poster 1896: Athens, Greece




“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
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