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Daemon
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Cat Returns from the Grave

A cat in Florida is being hailed as a "miracle" and a "zombie" after seemingly coming back from the dead. Bart the cat was hit by a car earlier this month, assumed dead, and buried. Five days later, he dug free of his grave and—despite serious injuries—got himself to a neighbor's yard. Bart's owner then brought him to the Humane Society of Tampa, where he has since received treatment for a broken jaw and extensive facial injuries, including surgery to remove one of his eyes. Bart is expected to make a full recovery in about six weeks. More...
ChristopherJohnson
Posted: Saturday, January 31, 2015 4:28:16 AM

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Must have been his sixth or seventh life out of nine.
NeuroticHellFem
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HIV started out in apes, swine flu in swine, bird flu in birds, now we've got to worry about a zombie virus making the species jump to humans. I figure we've got about 28 days until the zombie apocalypse! Anyone with any brains at all is going to get eaten!

EVERYBODY PANIC!!

When you make an assumption, you make an ass of u & umption! - NeuroticHellFem
NeuroticHellFem
Posted: Saturday, January 31, 2015 7:07:37 AM

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ChristopherJohnson wrote:
Must have been his sixth or seventh life out of nine.


If it was six or seven, it wouldn't be news. I say it must have been his tenth, that's not normal!

I suspect he was buried in a pet sematery! Steven King & The Ramones were right to be worried!


When you make an assumption, you make an ass of u & umption! - NeuroticHellFem
Darnko
Posted: Saturday, January 31, 2015 8:21:14 AM

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NeuroticHellFem wrote:
ChristopherJohnson wrote:
Must have been his sixth or seventh life out of nine.


If it was six or seven, it wouldn't be news. I say it must have been his tenth, that's not normal!

I suspect he was buried in a pet sematery! Steven King & The Ramones were right to be worried!




I agree with you here. I was thinking as I was reading down this thead that, the cat must of cashed in all nine lives at once to pull this one off. Not exactly the same but, "that's not normal!".
striker
Posted: Saturday, January 31, 2015 10:30:37 AM
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reuters becoming a tabloid
Helenej
Posted: Saturday, January 31, 2015 10:32:30 AM

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Bart's seemingly lifeless body was buried after he was hit by a car earlier this month, local media said.


For me, the article doesn't sound credible. They could at least mention who buried the cat. If it was his owner, why not to say about that? If it wasn't the owner, who can be certain that the cat has been buried at all? And I doubt that he could breath in the ground for five days.

Poor little thing, anyway.
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As a cat rescuer, this is a wonderful story...
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Is this the Jesus Christ of Felis Domesticus? or even, if Buddism is correct, Jesus himself, repeating his earlier miracle?
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SON OF CEILING CAT LIIIIIVES!
The Savior of Cats has risen. It is Jesus Kitteh.
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