"No man is ever so old but he thinks he can live another year." - Cicero

When you get down on the floor to pick something up and you wonder what else you can do while you are down there.

You know you are getting old when you forget your age.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain

There are 100 year-olds running marathons or doing Kung Fu. The way you treat your body when you are young, your body will treat you when you are old.

And I think it is about time for some radical changes .

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. --Robert Frost: The Road Not Taken--

Ezequiel

I'm getting older because I have met so many people that everyone I meet reminds me of someone else.

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"He who never made a mistake never made a discovery." Samuel Smiles

you put your food in the icebox. or is that too old.

well then, maybe you remember when the milkman delivered your milk.

You know you're getting old when you find almost anything people twenty years younger do, objectionable....
"You know how old i am? Well when i was young, they were calling it the Dying Sea."

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"Oh ye Lords of Ladies Intellectual/ Inform us truly have they not henpecked y'all?" ~George Gordon Noel Byron

Wisdom of the ages









Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'





- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)







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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'



- Eleanor Roosevelt



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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

- Mark Twain





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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible

- George Burns





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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

- Victor Borge





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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

- Mark Twain





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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates





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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx





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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

- Jimmy Durante





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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor



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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

- Alex Levine





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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

- Rodney Dangerfield





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Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

- Spike Milligan





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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .

- Joe Namath





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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope





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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..

- W. C. Fields



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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

- Will Rogers



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Don't worry about avoiding temptation As you grow older, it will avoid you.

- Winston Churchill



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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.





- Phyllis Diller



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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.





- Billy Crystal

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It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. Jiddu Krishnamurti

you get up at the time you used to go to bed

You know you're getting old when you visit to an antiques shop and all your old toys are there!

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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix
"It's what you learn after you know it all that counts." - John Wooden

You know your old when your first love emails you and it has been more than fifty years since.

You know your old when the fortune teller asks to read your face, not your palm.

When you realize your freckles have become age spots.

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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. --Dorothy Parker

You know you are getitng old when you need viagra to make sure you do not pee on your slippers.

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We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand

...WHEN YOU REFER TO THOSE DVD MOVIE HIRE PLACES AS "VIDEO LIBRARIES".

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I think therefore I think I am

..when you and your teeth don't sleep together :)

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It is good to rub and polish your mind against that of others.—Michel de Montaigne, essayist (1533-1592)

I feel your pain.

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"Ignorant men don't know what good they hold in their hands until they've flung it away." - Sophocles