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Alice M Toaster
Posted: Monday, December 29, 2014 10:08:13 AM

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He canned the manicure and went to a hockey game



Just trying to figure out the difference between
Schlook Inside
Posted: Wednesday, December 31, 2014 3:59:45 PM

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After the game it was back to the daily grind for the amicable horse by pure coincidence he happened be pulling the motley crew of dumb criminals in his horse-drawn sleigh...





And they were going......

“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Wednesday, December 31, 2014 7:48:17 PM

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...along just fine, the hapless bunch not realizing that there could possibly be any problems



One has to wonder if any one of them had thought to...

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Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, December 31, 2014 7:55:23 PM

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...pack the parachutes.



However, there was a surprise in store.

.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Wednesday, December 31, 2014 9:12:50 PM

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Cuz they really didn't expect anything like this...



Especially the...

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Schlook Inside
Posted: Friday, January 2, 2015 8:36:35 PM

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hot blonde in sexy fighting pants,the huge mountain shark[LOL] was her pet,so everything was under control until they found out she was a.....




I just got married said the old guy so back off and everyone started to....

“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Tuesday, January 6, 2015 5:47:35 PM

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...get really hungry for some bacon,



while they tried to find Buffy's phone number...



but, of course, they got the wrong number.



So, instead of immediately ending the call, they...

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Schlook Inside
Posted: Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:52:07 PM

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get everything they needed for battle




“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, January 8, 2015 11:40:59 AM

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And said, "Bring it on!!!"



The only problem was that the time machine (remember the time machine?) suddenly kicked in and they found themselves at a cheerleader contest, but they didn't have their credentials, so...



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Schlook Inside
Posted: Thursday, January 8, 2015 2:10:36 PM

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Indeed it was an awkward bunch...



Hey guys this is the way to do it said this ex cheerleader...



Something didn't seem to be right so...

“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Friday, January 9, 2015 4:56:43 PM

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they run back to the time machine and end up...






“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, January 11, 2015 8:38:39 AM

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in some place and time where men wear skirts, so they looked for a place to buy some better looking skirts.



The clerk seemed to know the merchandise well



So they asked him about...

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Schlook Inside
Posted: Tuesday, January 13, 2015 1:28:04 PM

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the giant comb



and if the cashier was available for a date..



she says yes and they ride into the sunset






The End

“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Saturday, January 17, 2015 9:40:22 AM

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Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

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Schlook Inside
Posted: Friday, January 23, 2015 8:47:13 PM

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Now the sequel...



“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Luker4
Posted: Saturday, January 24, 2015 6:50:16 AM

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Well their marriage had its ups and downs

A long time ago in a galaxy that we live in...........


they prefered to sort things out without a lawyer (amicably, as it were)


but one day one of them went much too far......
Schlook Inside
Posted: Saturday, January 24, 2015 12:18:51 PM

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So they had to get mediator to sort things out...




Upon reflection he said....

“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Abyss
Posted: Friday, January 30, 2015 7:20:22 PM

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So they decided to...



But as luck would have it...





With mounting horror they realized what the invaders wanted of them.

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Schlook Inside
Posted: Friday, January 30, 2015 9:21:01 PM

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For body parts..



And then some....



If that wasn't enough,attacks on Toronto were in full bloom



Despite all of this.....

“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Abyss
Posted: Friday, January 30, 2015 11:44:29 PM

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The City's Thai restaurants were bustling with activity.



Lurking beneath these dark and vile streets, a malignant swarm of rodents has reached it's next phase in evolution.



Unbeknownst to the shopkeepers and food vendors, the newly infected swarm emerged.



Can Brad and Angie, the seemingly normal couple from Nebraska save humanity?



Released by the alien invaders they slowly realize what must be done.

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Xdumper
Posted: Saturday, January 31, 2015 4:38:17 AM

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...
They did many things ORGANic like

Fishing


Farming


and all sorts of things that starts with letter

https://www.facebook.com/images/fb_icon_325x325.png

...
aFter Finishing doing all sorts of F'ing

They looked up in the sky and saw...
Luker4
Posted: Saturday, January 31, 2015 5:30:23 AM

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a ball heading their way




Schlook Inside
Posted: Saturday, January 31, 2015 12:33:25 PM

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This guy didn't know what hit him.

Oh nooozzzz it's the mutant rats that morphed into a ball

Reeking havoc wherever they went something had to be done......

“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Abyss
Posted: Saturday, January 31, 2015 12:54:25 PM

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Too started to react, he braced himself for the outcome.



After suppressing the ringing in his head,



he came up with a plan to fight the zombie rat horde.



They would need to utilize all their skill and assemble an array of traps to have any chance at victory.



However hopeful they were for success, they couldn't help but overcome the feeling of dread.













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Schlook Inside
Posted: Sunday, February 1, 2015 12:56:33 PM

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So mister dreadlocks himself suddenly appeared..



And converted a few of the locals



“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Abyss
Posted: Sunday, February 1, 2015 6:20:04 PM

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Mr. Dreadlocks wanted to build a human army that would fight alongside the zombie rat horde.



Racing through the city he soon realized there was much more to accomplish.



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Schlook Inside
Posted: Tuesday, February 3, 2015 1:04:18 PM

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So training for battle began..





The elders met up and started to lay down a plan of attack...



“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Abyss
Posted: Wednesday, February 4, 2015 12:32:16 AM

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Applause

With smoke riddled minds they soon became hungry and decided to go out for a snack.





With their bellies full they decided it was time for some entertainment.



This did not satisfy all of the zombie allies so they...


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Schlook Inside
Posted: Wednesday, February 4, 2015 3:28:45 PM

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put on the



and everybody started to



it got so electrifying



the lame began to walk



some were healed from depression



less we forget the enemy was still at bay but coming in for an attack

“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, June 18, 2015 12:09:43 PM

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Here's that enemy:





"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, July 9, 2015 5:43:48 AM

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However, the Ruggsville County Sheriff did not know the real definition of "corner" and tried to arrest her:



She escaped, and executed a Kawasaki flying tackle on Patrick.



Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Schlook Inside
Posted: Saturday, July 18, 2015 7:09:00 PM

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Not really everybody,as the sheriff came in to see the train wreck of a situation...




he came across the world strongest man...







“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
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