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Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 4:43:05 AM

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Rhymed Poems Game

The Rules are to make One sentence and it has to be funny, a little funny or very funny it doesn't matter.

No plagiarism Whistle our own ingenuity please


like this

A croocked and ugly nose is a feature of a really foul creature


non-natives are allowed to make mistakes

You are welcome to correct them
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 7:40:26 AM

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two lovers are kissing under a bridge, her ex is watching, looking for a cartidge
Alice Liddell
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 7:45:24 AM

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Basically what you're saying is: mistakes are creative when you're a non-native? And they are also forgiven if you're truly driven?

Cool, I like this game...

Long live Schroedinger's cat! .... wait, what?
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 7:54:48 AM

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A tourist complained "the air carries some sort of stench", He was French.
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 8:13:29 AM

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A policemen was given a bribe, he felt a happy vibe.
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 8:18:52 AM

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Alice Liddell Applause
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 8:30:13 AM

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[luker4 wrote:]
two lovers are kissing under a bridge, her ex is watching, looking for a cartidge


Think


maybe this instead: two lovers are kissing under a bridge, they're sitting on a broken, overturn fridge
Alice Liddell
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 8:40:52 AM

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luker4 wrote:
two lovers are kissing under a bridge, they're sitting on a broken, overturn fridge


Luke, I crown you the Duke of Fluke Applause

And what I find impressive is that you may be successive and still get excessive when you are aggressive and slightly depressive (but don't think I'm obsessive). Anxious

Long live Schroedinger's cat! .... wait, what?
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 8:51:59 AM

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Not to worry, life is too short to be sorry Whistle

She thought he was seduced, but he was merely confused
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 9:22:02 AM

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Old man juggling the bricks was performing awesome tricks
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 9:56:53 AM

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Sound is your theory, but slightly eerie
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 10:30:28 AM

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a thieve adjudged this person to be mugged
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 10:35:00 AM

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a lot of tension when you're in the center of attention
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 2:37:49 PM

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we are often visited by ugly spammers, they have nothing but bad manners
Gustavo de S Consoni
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 2:49:02 PM

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I`ve dug for so long for so long.
I`ve been digging.
to construct this little verse.
It`s not romantic
but it is deeper.
Gustavo de S Consoni
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 2:56:29 PM

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It was inside my nose.
pointed to the world
was it a little hair?
No, an evil
looking for the girls.
Gustavo de S Consoni
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 3:12:58 PM

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Wel come here!
We need you.
Wel come here!
We love you.
Who are you Mr. Wel?
Only a welcome guy.
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 3:17:13 PM

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Drool
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 3:31:41 PM

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a wino drank and thought "what an unseasonal draught".

then he wanted to take another sip so bad,
but his bottle was empty it made him mad.

he thought bitterly "If only I had one more dime
I would have such a wonderful time.

Bad as it is things have gone south,
unfortunately I don't enjoy dry mouth."



One sentence
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 4:04:01 PM

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Please, give me some difficult words, they're for me like exotic birds
I will learn and make patient "observes", colloquial language gets on my nerves
Luker4
Posted: Sunday, February 9, 2014 4:39:57 PM

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It can be a longer poem but one sentence one rhyme and we'll have a happy time
Luker4
Posted: Monday, February 10, 2014 4:26:00 AM

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a peasant was chasing a small pig,
he stumbled, rolled and lost his wig

a wolf quietly walked by,
it was hungry, its appetite was high.

it joined the chase and won the race.

this small pig gave a courages fight,
but for our wolf it was rather light.

Luker4
Posted: Monday, February 10, 2014 2:26:54 PM

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a duckiling was learnig how to fly
and the father Duck shouted "you can do it, don't be shy!"


Think

I want funny rhymes to be spread all over this thread Whistle
Luker4
Posted: Tuesday, February 11, 2014 11:00:55 AM

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life is but a fleeting moment,
that is my deep and honest comment.

you must use it while you can,
thus you'll be a happy men




Luker4
Posted: Thursday, February 13, 2014 8:18:37 AM

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a prostitute, her hair was brown, was walking eagerly with a man in the murkiest part of town.
they were slowly warming up, "Auch! something stung me" suddenly shouted the whore, "it must have been a dumbledore!"
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Saturday, February 15, 2014 5:21:02 AM

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He got up to say something grand; pity, it turned out so bland...

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Audiendus
Posted: Saturday, February 15, 2014 8:28:16 AM
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I was browsing the forum when I came across this latest poetry game.
It's a kind of hybrid, I suppose – a genre halfway between verse and prose.
I've already tried my hand at a mix of poems including Limericks.
Double Dactyls are only fillable with an amusing polysyllable.
Iambic Squares have a regular, natural rhythm within a quadrilateral.
When I saw the term "RPG", I thought to myself: "What can this be?"
"Received Pronunciation Game", or something to do with a member's name?
Then I saw it was all about rhyme, so I thought I'd join in and have a good time.
Audiendus
Posted: Monday, March 10, 2014 11:09:50 AM
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If you're not a troll or spammer, we will give you help with grammar.
Luker4
Posted: Monday, March 10, 2014 12:27:21 PM

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on this beautiful day, good grammar is here to stay.
for good manners of course, there must be a good source.



look at the sky my friends and tell me if You can see its ends.
I must admit I have a dream, I am not so Luker4ish as I seem.
I always wanted to fly, just like a jaybird in the sky.



Audiendus
Posted: Thursday, March 13, 2014 8:57:40 AM
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Audiendus wrote:
If you're not a troll or spammer, we will give you help with grammar.

You can post a simple query, or some esoteric theory.
Drag0nspeaker, IMcRout – there's lots of expertise about.
If you get confused with tenses, they will bring you to your senses.
Luker4
Posted: Thursday, March 13, 2014 9:08:58 AM

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Applause Applause

They are super wise, always provide a good advice.

(a question though because I'm in the mood, does "spammer" rhyme with "grammar" good ?? ) ;)

Audiendus
Posted: Thursday, March 13, 2014 9:38:53 AM
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luker4 wrote:
(a question though because I'm in the mood, does "spammer" rhyme with "grammar" good ?? ) ;)


Having heard them many times, I'll vouch that they are perfect rhymes.
They also rhyme with "hammer" and "glamour", and also (here in London) "gamma".
Luker4
Posted: Saturday, March 15, 2014 5:52:19 AM

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although I want more I'm getting less, Life's complicated as the game of chess.
We play to win, but often lose our way, let's hope for succes on this gloomy day.

(is it "on this day" or "in this day" ? I think "on" Think )
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, April 2, 2014 12:58:45 AM

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It's true that 'spammer' rhymes with 'grammar', but "a wino drank and thought 'what an unseasonal draught'." is nothing but a little daft.

You know you ought to give a thought to matching 'draught' with your rhyming craft.

"On this day" will fit - I quite like it!

On this day - which is the second - you may get more than you have reckoned.
What you wish for must be clear - or you want a beer and get a bier!


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
loran
Posted: Wednesday, April 2, 2014 6:41:56 AM
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I'm not quite sure how to play this game, so I'll throw out silly ducks, lame and maimed.
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