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jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, September 22, 2019 1:15:31 PM

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I am nobody
ahead is my only goal
So I'm legging it.

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Sunday, September 22, 2019 5:23:28 PM

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"So I'm legging it!",
She said, leaving in anger.
"Good riddance!", I said.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, September 26, 2019 3:56:12 AM

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"Good riddance", I said,
"To bad rubbish", I added.
(I didn't mean it).

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, September 26, 2019 8:58:14 AM

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(I didn't mean it).
(I hope nobody noticed).
(Let's change the subject...)

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, September 28, 2019 2:46:05 AM

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Let's change the subject
Or just get rid of the King
and be citizens.

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Saturday, September 28, 2019 7:41:10 AM

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"And be citizens."
What is he talking about?
The Citizen Kane?

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2019 7:20:26 AM

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The Citizen Kane
Suddenly chose to vanish
Into the thin air.

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Wednesday, October 2, 2019 9:58:08 AM

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"Into the thin air?!?",
She replied with much anger.
I'd just meant "thin hair".

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, October 3, 2019 12:00:30 PM

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I'd just meant thin hair
But 'e cut orf all 'is 'air
and now wears ha 'at.



Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, October 3, 2019 1:17:59 PM

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"And now wears ha 'at!",
She replied, rather tipsy.
She was bald, not bold.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, October 9, 2019 1:12:21 PM

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She was bald, not bold
So she wore a wig and looked
Through locks without keys.


Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, October 10, 2019 2:58:20 PM

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"Through locks without keys?",
She asked, visibly dumbstruck.
I fell on my knees.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2019 3:28:57 AM

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I fell on my knees
Pat and Ella both cried out
"Cracking stuff!", they yelled.

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Saturday, October 12, 2019 4:31:47 PM

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"Cracking stuff!", they yelled.
What were they talking about?
"Get a life, morons!"

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, October 13, 2019 3:08:02 AM

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Get a life, morons
Or you won't scratch a grey head
So give yourselves peace.


Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Sunday, October 13, 2019 8:54:16 AM

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"So give yourselves peace",
She said, gesticulating.
"Give peace a chance, yeah!"

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Sunday, October 13, 2019 1:21:45 PM

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Give peace a chance, yeah
Do not get trumped by the daft
And the stupid folk

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2019 5:58:26 AM

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And the stupid folk
all drove on the right-hand side
of India's roads.

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2019 5:58:27 AM

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And the stupid folk
all drove on the right-hand side
of India's roads.

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2019 6:31:53 AM

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"Of India's roads!",
She replied, irritated.
She's fond of India...

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, October 21, 2019 3:16:27 AM

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Of India's roads
she was so disparaging
of the congestion.

anton - I guess you say Indya - [two silly bulls]. I say In - di- a; [three silly bulls].

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Monday, October 21, 2019 5:47:34 AM

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Oh indeed, I used to say In-dia instead of In-di-a... We usually say only one syllable in French for that country, Ind(e).

"Of the congestion!"
Did she mean 'constipation'?
Is that the reason?

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, October 21, 2019 6:26:09 AM

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Is that the reason
that Jonathon lost one day
carrying him off?

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Monday, October 28, 2019 12:05:03 PM

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"Carrying him off!",
She said, bursting out laughing.
"He'd better come here!"

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, October 30, 2019 7:34:06 AM

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He'd better come here,
Yonder is too far away
For his little legs.

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Wednesday, October 30, 2019 9:15:00 AM

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"For his little legs
Can't support his huge belly!",
She replied, crying.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, November 2, 2019 8:20:39 AM

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She replied, crying
cockles and muscles alive
alive-o, oh no!

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, November 2, 2019 8:20:40 AM

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She replied, crying
cockles and muscles alive
alive-o, oh no!

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Saturday, November 2, 2019 8:53:00 AM

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"Alive-o, oh no!",
She said, manifestly drunk.
"I am a zombie!"

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, November 6, 2019 9:58:37 AM

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I am a zombie
or a dead ringer for one
and dragging my feet.

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Sunday, November 10, 2019 1:11:09 PM

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And dragging my feet.
I am wandering in hell,
Expecting nothing.


"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, November 20, 2019 6:31:19 PM

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Expecting nothing
I was not disappointed
when not a thing came.

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, November 29, 2019 3:02:40 AM

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When not a thing came
I turned and walked home again
Tears smarting my eyes.

Justice must be seen to be donuts.
anton exobio
Posted: Friday, November 29, 2019 2:56:32 PM

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Tears smarting my eyes...
Yes, tears rolling down my cheeks,
The salt of my life.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, November 29, 2019 5:36:05 PM

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The salt of my life
is the essence of my wife
my trouble and strife.


Justice must be seen to be donuts.
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