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jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, September 22, 2019 1:15:31 PM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
I am nobody
ahead is my only goal
So I'm legging it.

I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Sunday, September 22, 2019 5:23:28 PM

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Joined: 4/10/2014
Posts: 17,196
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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
"So I'm legging it!",
She said, leaving in anger.
"Good riddance!", I said.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, September 26, 2019 3:56:12 AM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
"Good riddance", I said,
"To bad rubbish", I added.
(I didn't mean it).

I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, September 26, 2019 8:58:14 AM

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Posts: 17,196
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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
(I didn't mean it).
(I hope nobody noticed).
(Let's change the subject...)

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, September 28, 2019 2:46:05 AM

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Posts: 12,469
Neurons: 537,942
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Let's change the subject
Or just get rid of the King
and be citizens.

I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Saturday, September 28, 2019 7:41:10 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/10/2014
Posts: 17,196
Neurons: 57,179
Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
"And be citizens."
What is he talking about?
The Citizen Kane?

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2019 7:20:26 AM

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Posts: 12,469
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
The Citizen Kane
Suddenly chose to vanish
Into the thin air.

I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Wednesday, October 2, 2019 9:58:08 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/10/2014
Posts: 17,196
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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
"Into the thin air?!?",
She replied with much anger.
I'd just meant "thin hair".

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, October 3, 2019 12:00:30 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 12,469
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
I'd just meant thin hair
But 'e cut orf all 'is 'air
and now wears ha 'at.



I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, October 3, 2019 1:17:59 PM

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Joined: 4/10/2014
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Neurons: 57,179
Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
"And now wears ha 'at!",
She replied, rather tipsy.
She was bald, not bold.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, October 9, 2019 1:12:21 PM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
She was bald, not bold
So she wore a wig and looked
Through locks without keys.


I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, October 10, 2019 2:58:20 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
"Through locks without keys?",
She asked, visibly dumbstruck.
I fell on my knees.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2019 3:28:57 AM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
I fell on my knees
Pat and Ella both cried out
"Cracking stuff!", they yelled.

I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Saturday, October 12, 2019 4:31:47 PM

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Joined: 4/10/2014
Posts: 17,196
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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
"Cracking stuff!", they yelled.
What were they talking about?
"Get a life, morons!"

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, October 13, 2019 3:08:02 AM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Get a life, morons
Or you won't scratch a grey head
So give yourselves peace.


I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Sunday, October 13, 2019 8:54:16 AM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
"So give yourselves peace",
She said, gesticulating.
"Give peace a chance, yeah!"

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Sunday, October 13, 2019 1:21:45 PM

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Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,360
Neurons: 90,255
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Give peace a chance, yeah
Do not get trumped by the daft
And the stupid folk

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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