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Desiree
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2018 10:00:42 PM

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Joined: 5/16/2009
Posts: 1,410
Neurons: 179,928
Location: Viña del Mar, Valparaiso, Chile
The answer, my friend...
is just blowing in the wind,
as often happens.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, April 27, 2018 3:46:49 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 29,965
Neurons: 174,675
Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
As often happens,
the winds of change declare that
entropy will reign.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, April 28, 2018 2:21:59 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,539
Neurons: 432,235
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Entropy will reign
Inevitably, my friend
Inevitably.

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Monday, April 30, 2018 9:02:50 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/4/2013
Posts: 32,010
Neurons: 1,239,067
Location: San Martin, California, United States
inevitably
it will be time to vacuum
the dust bunnies rule

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, May 1, 2018 9:34:24 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,326
Neurons: 558,059
Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
the dust bunnies rule
yet spiders seem to prevail
viewed in the long run

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, May 2, 2018 4:35:56 PM

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Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,539
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Viewed in the long run
As seen in Marathon Man
Heard it all before.

I remember, therefore I am.
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, May 3, 2018 10:26:34 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,326
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Heard it all before
and I've seen it all as well
Got a t-shirt? - Nope.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, May 3, 2018 2:49:44 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

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Posts: 32,010
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Location: San Martin, California, United States
got a t-shirt? nope.
I wouldn't lower this self
to such a fashion.

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, May 4, 2018 9:34:57 AM

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Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,539
Neurons: 432,235
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
To such a fashion
I'm totally addicted
Well, not completely.

I remember, therefore I am.
IMcRout
Posted: Friday, May 4, 2018 1:37:05 PM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Well, not completely.
Like my knickerbockers, too.
Stop laughing so loud.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Quies
Posted: Saturday, May 5, 2018 12:58:13 AM

Rank: Newbie

Joined: 6/11/2016
Posts: 5
Neurons: 286,768
Location: Charter Oak, California, United States
Stop laughing so loud.
You just know it's all a sham.
Cheerios are real.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, May 5, 2018 12:56:02 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,539
Neurons: 432,235
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Cheerios are real
But farewells are fictitious
At the end of time.

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, May 6, 2018 8:55:31 AM

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Location: San Martin, California, United States
at the end of time
it is finally over
what a long strange trip

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, May 9, 2018 12:04:24 AM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
What a long strange trip
Rip Van Winkle took one day
He slept all the way.

I remember, therefore I am.
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, May 9, 2018 10:17:33 AM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
He slept all the way
and had to be woken up
when the film ended

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2018 6:23:31 PM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
When the film ended
Everyone was lost in tears
And glad to go home.

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2018 7:38:21 PM

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Location: San Martin, California, United States
and glad to go home
i was at the lame event
hail me a taxi

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2018 1:02:07 AM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Hail me a taxi
I'll leave the Paralympics
To another day.

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2018 5:07:52 PM

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Posts: 32,010
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Location: San Martin, California, United States
to another day
they left the task at hand to
those next on the list

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2018 5:10:17 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,539
Neurons: 432,235
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Those next on the list
Please form an orderly queue
Before rioting.

I remember, therefore I am.
IMcRout
Posted: Sunday, May 13, 2018 1:11:17 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,326
Neurons: 558,059
Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Before rioting
shouldn't you take a deep breath
relax and lie down?

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2018 7:50:15 AM

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Location: San Martin, California, United States
relax and lie down
the revolution can wait
until the next day

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, May 17, 2018 12:24:14 PM

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Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,539
Neurons: 432,235
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Until the next day
This will have to do for now
Better than nothing.

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, May 17, 2018 7:57:38 PM

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Joined: 9/4/2013
Posts: 32,010
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better than nothing
i feel so despondent now
i've settled for less

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, May 18, 2018 5:41:20 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,539
Neurons: 432,235
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
I've settled for less
But less, so I'm told, is more
So I win, ha ha!


I remember, therefore I am.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, May 29, 2018 7:45:43 AM

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Joined: 9/12/2011
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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
So I win - ah-ha?
More and less, win and lose, yes?
It is beyond me.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2018 7:10:16 AM

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Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,539
Neurons: 432,235
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
It is beyond me
that thing that I cannot see
and can never touch.

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2018 5:48:39 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/4/2013
Posts: 32,010
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Location: San Martin, California, United States
and can never touch
cuz i've burned my fingertips
sense of feel is missed

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2018 2:29:28 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,539
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Sense of feel is missed
But only with hands, not heart
So I can still love.

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2018 5:31:10 PM

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Joined: 9/4/2013
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Neurons: 1,239,067
Location: San Martin, California, United States
so i can still love
my heart is strong and vital
tai chi in the park

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, June 5, 2018 12:57:38 AM

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Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 29,965
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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Tai Chi in the park,
Origami in the woods.
Then there's Ecky Thump.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, June 5, 2018 4:12:33 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,539
Neurons: 432,235
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Then there's Ecky Thump
A little too much like Trump
I'll have Forest Gump.

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Friday, June 8, 2018 5:28:06 PM

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i'll have forest gump
cuz I love some chocolate
i prefer the dark

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, June 9, 2018 4:28:51 PM

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Posts: 11,539
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
I prefer the dark,
When the light has gone to sleep
In the quiet night.

I remember, therefore I am.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2018 6:41:04 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 29,965
Neurons: 174,675
Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
In the quiet night,
when there's nobody about,
we look, and see all.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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