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jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, May 16, 2017 7:59:53 AM

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Posts: 11,332
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Unanswered questions
Ripe for interpretation
Begging new questions

I remember, therefore I am.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, May 25, 2017 12:44:05 PM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Begging new questions
Begging a response from you
who knows the answer.

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Friday, May 26, 2017 8:12:47 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/4/2013
Posts: 31,605
Neurons: 1,187,333
Location: San Martin, California, United States
who knows the answer
with your passive aggressive
manner of a churl


"I gotta go, Julia. We got cows."
IMcRout
Posted: Saturday, May 27, 2017 3:09:49 AM

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Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,204
Neurons: 546,023
Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
manner of a churl,
bullying his way to front:
president on tour.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, May 29, 2017 3:00:19 AM

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Posts: 11,332
Neurons: 403,864
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
president on tour
with golden-belted woman
just one pace away.

I remember, therefore I am.
Cerulean
Posted: Sunday, June 4, 2017 8:59:53 PM

Rank: Newbie

Joined: 1/24/2017
Posts: 15
Neurons: 108,912
Location: Roswell, Georgia, United States
Just one pace away
the Cern Reactor will blow
all the doors open
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, June 5, 2017 3:45:47 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,332
Neurons: 403,864
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
all the doors open
automatically so
as you approach them.

I remember, therefore I am.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Monday, June 5, 2017 12:43:46 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 29,138
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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
As you approach them,
they recede to the distance -
through the looking glass.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, June 7, 2017 3:20:59 AM

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Posts: 11,332
Neurons: 403,864
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
through the looking glass
went the insightful lady
upon reflection.

I remember, therefore I am.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, June 7, 2017 11:54:51 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Upon reflection,
'evil rats on no star live'
is the same backwards.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, June 9, 2017 3:04:41 AM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
is the same backwards
puts everyone in retreat
but facing the front.

I remember, therefore I am.
Desiree
Posted: Saturday, June 10, 2017 10:28:13 PM

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Posts: 1,408
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Location: Viña del Mar, Valparaiso, Chile
but facing the front
daylight comes with slow fire
to everyone.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, June 29, 2017 9:44:19 PM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
To everyone,
"Me" is the only known one
- Others are not me.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Desiree
Posted: Saturday, July 1, 2017 10:13:11 PM

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Location: Viña del Mar, Valparaiso, Chile
Others are not me.
Unless you have multiple
personalities.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Sunday, July 2, 2017 11:41:18 AM

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Posts: 12,081
Neurons: 84,988
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Personalities
Each with its umpteen facets
Confusing us all

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Monday, July 3, 2017 9:06:16 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Confusing us all
is the aim of all the trolls.
Producing trouble.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
IMcRout
Posted: Monday, July 3, 2017 10:31:42 AM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
'Producing trouble'
used to be my middle name.
I'm less mature now.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, July 4, 2017 2:42:37 AM

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Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,332
Neurons: 403,864
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
I'm less mature now
Due to centrifugal force.
Spin Doctor needed.


I remember, therefore I am.
pitulush
Posted: Saturday, July 15, 2017 8:30:28 PM

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Joined: 11/30/2012
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Neurons: 408,468
Location: Bucharest, Bucuresti, Romania
Spin doctor needed.
I move my feet in circles,
getting nowhere fast.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, July 16, 2017 1:03:25 AM

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Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 29,138
Neurons: 167,301
Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Getting nowhere fast.
Trying to argue with them
to change their faith.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, July 16, 2017 2:55:38 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,332
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
To change their faith
they need to find another
this side of heaven.

I remember, therefore I am.
Desiree
Posted: Wednesday, July 19, 2017 10:37:33 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 5/16/2009
Posts: 1,408
Neurons: 165,897
Location: Viña del Mar, Valparaiso, Chile
This side of heaven
is very comfortable.
I can watch the Earth.
Ursus Minor
Posted: Thursday, July 20, 2017 2:16:20 AM

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Joined: 6/13/2016
Posts: 587
Neurons: 2,431
Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
I can watch the Earth
Bees on flowers and birds in trees
I'm on leave at last.
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, July 20, 2017 3:25:02 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,204
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
I'm on leave at last.
Being what they used to call an
old age pensioner.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, July 20, 2017 12:39:53 PM

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Joined: 9/4/2013
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Location: San Martin, California, United States
Old age pensioner
Sitting in a chair all day.
What's next on TV?

"I gotta go, Julia. We got cows."
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, July 20, 2017 5:40:25 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,332
Neurons: 403,864
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
What's next on TV
The same old commercial break
Wouldn't you know it.

I remember, therefore I am.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, July 28, 2017 12:21:50 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 29,138
Neurons: 167,301
Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Wouldn't you know it!
Two of us - no customers;
Alone - five at once.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, July 29, 2017 3:50:38 AM

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Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,332
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Alone, five at once
Form an orderly queue please
Or come back later.

I remember, therefore I am.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Sunday, July 30, 2017 6:13:56 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 29,138
Neurons: 167,301
Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

"Or come back later"?
I'm an important person!
Not some humble pleb!


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, July 31, 2017 3:46:48 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,332
Neurons: 403,864
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Not some humble pleb!
Well that's hard to believe, Mate
cos you pick your nose!

I remember, therefore I am.
Ursus Minor
Posted: Friday, August 4, 2017 7:31:23 AM

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Joined: 6/13/2016
Posts: 587
Neurons: 2,431
Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
Cos I pick my nose?
By doing this I often come
To clever ideas.
Cerulean
Posted: Saturday, August 5, 2017 7:40:32 PM

Rank: Newbie

Joined: 1/24/2017
Posts: 15
Neurons: 108,912
Location: Roswell, Georgia, United States
To clever ideas
Archimedes in a tub
"Eureka" said he!
IMcRout
Posted: Sunday, August 6, 2017 9:14:22 AM

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Posts: 35,204
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
"Eureka" said he!
"I do not reek!", I replied
"I've just had a bath."

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, August 6, 2017 2:00:42 PM

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Joined: 4/17/2009
Posts: 11,332
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
I've just had a bath
my reek went down the plughole
anti-clockwise, mate!

I remember, therefore I am.
Ursus Minor
Posted: Monday, August 7, 2017 5:41:30 AM

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Joined: 6/13/2016
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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
Anticlockwise,mate!
Ordered Vasco da Gamma.
Let the iceberg thaw.
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