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jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2016 7:50:09 PM

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Thus I stay chubby:
Fried Mars Bars and Chicken Jam
On toasted fruit bread.

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2016 6:37:15 AM

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On toasted fruit bread,
I can only say to you:
"With lots of butter!"

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2016 6:39:47 AM

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Location: Helsinki, Southern Finland Province, Finland
With lots of butter
I can eat cooked potatoes
and some salty fish.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2016 3:33:49 AM

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and some salty fish
looked me in the eye and said,
"leave my Finn alone".


A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2016 6:19:42 AM

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Location: Helsinki, Southern Finland Province, Finland
Leave my Finn alone
for he's not an Englishman
nor an Italian.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, January 05, 2017 4:12:58 AM

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Nor, an Italian,
changed his given name to No
then he nodded off.

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, January 05, 2017 4:47:01 AM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Then he nodded off,
took his forty winks, and
woke up quite refreshed.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, January 06, 2017 8:59:31 AM

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Woke up Quite Refreshed
Who slid beneath the duvet
And snored 'til teatime

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, January 06, 2017 8:10:42 PM

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And snored 'til teatime.
He'd changed his name from Andy.
Y, I couldn't say!

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Saturday, January 07, 2017 9:10:07 AM

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Y, I couldn't say
What it is about your way.
Never makes my day.

♫♪ya gotta keep rockin' to save your soul from the blues♪♫
FROSTY X RIME
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2017 4:08:14 PM

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Never makes my day.
Tweet a pleasantry to me.
That will make my day.




What should be shall be-The fellowship of the ring-
Lotje1000
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2017 5:59:59 AM

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Location: Gent, Flanders, Belgium
That will make my day
Inside watching the snow fall
With a warm cuppa
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2017 6:25:09 AM

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With a warm cuppa,
you can survive anything,
except maybe death.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Lotje1000
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2017 7:30:17 AM

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Except maybe Death
Who loomed over the tea pot
"I PREFER COFFEE."
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2017 7:44:15 AM

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"I PREFER COFFEE."
in hollow sepulchral tones,
"OR CHAMOMILE TEA."

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
FROSTY X RIME
Posted: Monday, January 16, 2017 3:42:51 PM

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"OR CHAMOMILE TEA."
That will bring me back to life
void of earthy smell



What should be shall be-The fellowship of the ring-
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, January 17, 2017 5:55:30 AM

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void of earthy smell
Saint Peter opened the Gates
and stuck his nose out.


A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, January 17, 2017 1:15:08 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
And stuck his nose out
but then But did not his butt
He feared the cold


"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Saturday, January 21, 2017 1:26:57 PM

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He feared the cold
is a mere four silly bulls
no butts about it!

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
Lotje1000
Posted: Tuesday, January 24, 2017 6:24:13 AM

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No butts about it!
No posteriors either.
Shake them all the same!
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, January 24, 2017 8:20:01 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Shake them all the same -
The salt pot, the pepper pot.
Condiments galore!


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
FROSTY X RIME
Posted: Tuesday, January 24, 2017 1:45:42 PM

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Condiments galore
cranberry,apple, mustard
whet your appetite



What should be shall be-The fellowship of the ring-
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, January 25, 2017 10:51:50 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

whet your appetite
but don't wet your feet at all.
Stay here, nice and dry.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
FROSTY X RIME
Posted: Wednesday, January 25, 2017 4:44:54 PM

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Stay here, nice and dry
the fire blazes in the fireplace
with the crackling noises

What should be shall be-The fellowship of the ring-
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Wednesday, January 25, 2017 6:03:36 PM

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Location: San Martin, California, United States
with the crackling noise
we ran in fear from the sounds
big explosions rained

♫♪ya gotta keep rockin' to save your soul from the blues♪♫
Desiree
Posted: Wednesday, January 25, 2017 9:15:55 PM

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Location: Viña del Mar, Valparaiso, Chile
big explosions rained
strong thunders fell from heaven
It was a god's sneeze.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, January 26, 2017 3:50:10 AM

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It was a god's sneeze
the sound of the great Ah Choo
evacuating.


A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
FROSTY X RIME
Posted: Tuesday, January 31, 2017 8:06:23 AM

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evacuating-
scudding, flitting on his feet-
The chap is home now.

What should be shall be-The fellowship of the ring-
Cerulean
Posted: Wednesday, February 08, 2017 1:27:30 PM

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Location: Roswell, Georgia, United States
The chap is home now
singing his victory song
he rests at long last.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, February 09, 2017 3:16:15 AM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
he rests at long last
with all his Big Feet brothers
such a fitting end.

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
Desiree
Posted: Thursday, February 09, 2017 10:01:58 PM

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Location: Viña del Mar, Valparaiso, Chile
Such a fitting end
everybody happy
eating partridges.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, February 09, 2017 10:22:29 PM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Eating partridges
is not my own cup of tea,
but - each to his own.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2017 3:14:22 AM

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Joined: 4/17/2009
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
but - each to his own
to their respective corners
they all retreated.


A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
Cerulean
Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2017 10:45:36 PM

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Location: Roswell, Georgia, United States
they all retreated
to their salon for bourbon
calling it a day.
FROSTY X RIME
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2017 2:13:38 PM

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calling it a day
keys rattling,lips whistling,there
are springs in her steps

What should be shall be-The fellowship of the ring-
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