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Audiendus
Posted: Sunday, November 01, 2015 6:44:04 PM
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The police were accused of being dangerously careful after refusing to pursue the armed robber.


AMATEUR SURGEON
Absurdicuss
Posted: Sunday, November 01, 2015 9:01:19 PM

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Ooops, exclaimed the amateur surgeon.


PURE BLEND


"Now" is the eternal present.
Audiendus
Posted: Monday, November 02, 2015 6:08:59 PM
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The bronze we use for our tableware is a pure blend of copper and tin, with all impurities removed.


RHYMING PROSE
Audiendus
Posted: Tuesday, November 17, 2015 10:33:59 AM
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The poet inadvertently used rhyming prose in his correspondence.


SOFT DIAMOND
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Saturday, December 05, 2015 7:15:00 PM

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She gave them a new quilt as a wedding present. A beautiful thing, each section a soft diamond of a different colour to the rest.


sympathetically emotionless



Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Audiendus
Posted: Tuesday, December 08, 2015 10:11:36 AM
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The bereaved woman stoically hid her grief during her husband's funeral, and her relatives and friends remained sympathetically emotionless.


FRAGILE HAMMER
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, May 19, 2016 11:28:33 AM

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Inside the ear are three tiny bones - the fragile hammer, anvil and stirrup transmit vibrations from the ear-drum to the nerve ends.

TINY GIANT.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
CatCat
Posted: Thursday, May 19, 2016 4:16:53 PM

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The tiny giant was often picked on by his siblings because they saw him as the runt of the litter.


CIVIL WAR
Audiendus
Posted: Friday, May 20, 2016 7:32:45 AM
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It was a very civil war, in which the knights observed a punctilious code of chivalry.


FANTASTICALLY REAL
Absurdicuss
Posted: Tuesday, September 20, 2016 10:21:12 PM

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A fantastically real apparition sidled up from nowhere and asked me if I had a light.

FREQUENTLY RARE



"Now" is the eternal present.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, September 20, 2016 11:52:50 PM

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It is doubly oximoronic (?) that common sense is frequently rare and difficult to find.

SWEETLY SOUR.



Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Audiendus
Posted: Wednesday, September 21, 2016 8:44:20 PM
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My darling, when you pout or glower
Your countenance is sweetly sour –
A surer source of passion's heat
Than simpers that are sourly sweet.


COURAGEOUS SURRENDER
Kerry.P
Posted: Thursday, September 22, 2016 4:10:37 AM

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Knowing that the Australian government would put them into indefinite detention, the asylum seekers courageously surrendered.

STRANGELY FAMILIAR
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, September 22, 2016 7:15:48 AM

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As a German I found Kerry's information strangely familiar.


ASTONISHINGLY PLAIN

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Absurdicuss
Posted: Friday, September 23, 2016 5:06:22 AM

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Our epicurean meat connoisseur demonstrated his astonishingly plain preference for ketchup on filet mignon.

or

The facts of the case were so astonishingly plain that the general public missed it.


DANGEROUSLY HARMLESS




"Now" is the eternal present.
Audiendus
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2016 7:53:55 PM
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The first stage of the disease is dangerously harmless, often causing the sufferer to ignore it.


INSOLENTLY POLITE
Absurdicuss
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2016 7:17:52 AM

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I recall quite clearly the treacherous designs behind her insolently polite manner and the poisoning that followed.

ROOKIE EXPERT


"Now" is the eternal present.
Audiendus
Posted: Monday, October 03, 2016 6:27:03 PM
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In most walks of life, the rookie expert is accepted grudgingly if at all.


CLEVER BLUNDER
Kerry.P
Posted: Monday, October 03, 2016 10:54:45 PM

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If I was to write a palindrome comparable to Audi's it would merely be a clever blunder.

DELIGHTFUL ACCIDENT
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, October 04, 2016 7:35:11 AM

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He saw her on the bus and was smitten - he thought he would never see her again but, by delightful accident, they attended the same wedding the next Saturday.

REDUCING EXTENSION


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Absurdicuss
Posted: Tuesday, October 04, 2016 3:34:40 PM

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It's simple explained the bureaucrat: the offset claim of item 3B page 5, long form 1791A, marked YES, is ratioed with the declared descending asset index per formula C6, section 7, page 4, wherein is clearly defined the reducing extension clause.

This means, essentially, that, due to the debt base fiat currency system you're paying more with money that is worth less.



FATAL CURE


"Now" is the eternal present.
Kerry.P
Posted: Wednesday, October 05, 2016 1:57:01 AM

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When medicine can do nothing, we're left with a miracle or a fatal cure.


IRRITATINGLY SMOOTH
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, October 05, 2016 6:37:55 AM

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Absurdicuss wrote:

It's simple explained the bureaucrat: the offset claim of item 3B page 5, long form 1791A, marked YES, is ratioed with the declared descending asset index per formula C6, section 7, page 4, wherein is clearly defined the reducing extension clause.

This means, essentially, that, due to the debt base fiat currency system you're paying more with money that is worth less.


Applause Applause Dancing Applause

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Audiendus
Posted: Wednesday, October 05, 2016 11:01:03 AM
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Kerry.P wrote:
IRRITATINGLY SMOOTH

'Unctuous' means irritatingly smooth.


UNWILLING AGREEMENT
Absurdicuss
Posted: Thursday, October 06, 2016 6:13:51 AM

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Unable to attain total victory over one another the Nearly International Thumb Wrestling Invitational Tournament combatants made the unwilling agreement to reign as co-champions.

USUALLY ALWAYS


"Now" is the eternal present.
Audiendus
Posted: Thursday, October 06, 2016 8:27:21 AM
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He usually always wins; he has a 100% record in most tournaments.


FERVENTLY AGNOSTIC
Absurdicuss
Posted: Thursday, October 06, 2016 7:11:16 PM

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How about - Religiously Agnostic, Audi?


"Now" is the eternal present.
Audiendus
Posted: Saturday, October 08, 2016 7:12:53 PM
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Absurdicuss wrote:

How about - Religiously Agnostic, Audi?


OK then.
Absurdicuss
Posted: Sunday, October 16, 2016 8:00:55 PM

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Alrighty then, Audi. Having secured your blessing I offer the following:

A zealous gang of religiously agnostic monks showed up to argue, fiercely, that truth is unknowable.


MASCULINE SKIRT



"Now" is the eternal present.
Audiendus
Posted: Friday, October 21, 2016 9:50:18 PM
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The intrepid explorers traversed the remote land of Caledonia, where they discovered that the native men wore a masculine skirt called a kilt.


POWERLESS DICTATOR
Absurdicuss
Posted: Sunday, October 30, 2016 2:00:49 AM

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Scratching secret plans onto the dim dank concrete of his cell wall a powerless dictator hatched new, improved, plans for global conquest.


FAMOUSLY ANONYMOUS




"Now" is the eternal present.
Audiendus
Posted: Sunday, October 30, 2016 9:32:17 AM
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Sumer is icumen in is a famously anonymous 13th-century English song.


SCIENTIFIC THEOLOGY
Absurdicuss
Posted: Monday, October 31, 2016 12:22:54 AM

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Hey, thanks Audi! You really know the oldies.

Naturally, I was compelled to look it up and will be singing a poor imitation late next spring.


______________________________________________________________________________

In the aftermath, three ill-tempered extraterrestrial investigators arrived through the breach, muttering foul sounding clicks, gulps, and hisses that, while not recognizable as language, clearly conveyed their utter disdain for the absurd scientific theology behind the CERN project which had resulted in their current Earth space assignment.

INTOLERANT LIBERAL





"Now" is the eternal present.
Kerry.P
Posted: Wednesday, November 02, 2016 3:23:19 AM

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He was so far to the right of the party, they called him the intolerant liberal.

(Not part of the game, but I heard in a news item this morning that a man was reported as having found himself lost. It amused me.)


ODDLY EVEN



Audiendus
Posted: Thursday, November 03, 2016 9:58:19 AM
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The number 2 is an oddly even prime.


UNWELCOME LOVE
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