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Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 8:02:15 PM

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- North Korean people arise and kick off the new leader. Army takes the rule. Civil war with the aid of South Korea.
- Cuban rulers give up and the country returns to a democracy
- Kurdistan is declared independent again in the territories of northern Iraq. Severe unrest among Kurds in Iran, Syria and Turkey
- Palestine is declared independent

What else?


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jcbarros
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 8:54:19 PM
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Political turmoil in the Smurfs Village. Gargamel acting in the shadows.
TL Hobs
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 9:00:01 PM

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-Iraq goes into total civil, sectarian war and ends up back where they were prior to the Bush invasion.
-Barack Obama wins a second term as President of the United States
-Democrats take back control of the US House of Representatives
-Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin divorce their husbands and become Lesbian lovers
-Newt Gringrich hears of it and asks them both out for a date, at the same time
-Mitt Romney hears of Newts offer and accepts as long as the girls don't join them
-Pakistan gets upset over the civil government trying to overtake the military and blows itself up with a nuclear weapon at a shopping mall
-Palestinians learn of the Estonian Singing Revolution and win their independence from Israel by singing their national anthem over and over and over and over and over again for the 10,000th time
-Peace and Good Will reigns the World and we all love each other and wish each other well




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Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 9:04:15 PM

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The International Monetary Fund declares itself an independent state and declares all Euro-using countries to be subject to their rule. Silenced

Scotland declares independence from England. Whistle

The Colombian people rise up with the aid of the police and kick out the drug-barons. Applause

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martyg
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 10:27:00 PM
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the usa gets rid of the united nations and builds a giant addition to central park that goes down to the water.

for creature comfort, the tsa is disbanded and people can now eat cupcakes while boarding a plane.
Margarit Bamllari
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:15:13 AM

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More caotic world. Financialy, economicaly, socialy, environmentaly and everything else in between.

Call me a pesimistic. Is this the downward part of the cycle and how long it is going to last?


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chuckc4th
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:00:24 AM
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Same stuff, different date.

This was a popular song 50 years ago, still holds true.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8-BI89mb9A
ClubFavolosa
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 8:22:08 AM

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Referendum in Italy to become a monarchy again

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Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 9:14:18 AM

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WOW! Some so optimistic and some so pesimistic.
I guess the answer is blowing in the wind.

Though lovers be lost, love shall not, and Death shall have no dominion. - Dylan Thomas
Christine
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 9:22:34 AM

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Drag0nspeaker wrote:
WOW! Some so optimistic and some so pesimistic.
I guess the answer is blowing in the wind.


Applause

I am carrying my heart~I am carrying my rhythm~I am carrying my prayers~But you can't kill my spirit~It's soaring and strong (Paula Cole's Me Lyrics)***We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We ARE spirtual beings having a human experience.(T.deChardin)***There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. (Albert Einstein)



percivalpecksniff
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 1:25:36 PM

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Did somebody Fart?

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Maggie
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 6:51:35 PM

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The United States Supreme Court decides to follow the Constitution again rather than to continue 'interpreting' to fit some preconceived agenda.

"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program." - Ronald Reagan
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:32:04 PM

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percivalpecksniff wrote:
Did somebody Fart?
Maggie wrote:
The United States Supreme Court decides to follow the Constitution again rather than to continue 'interpreting' to fit some preconceived agenda.



Whistle


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jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 4:36:12 AM

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First class, TLHobs - I can't stop smiling.

Quebec quits Canada and British Columbia becomes the 51st State.
countryboy
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 6:27:31 AM
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Jyrkkä Jätkä wrote:
percivalpecksniff wrote:
Did somebody Fart?
Maggie wrote:
The United States Supreme Court decides to follow the Constitution again rather than to continue 'interpreting' to fit some preconceived agenda.



Whistle


While I disagree with much of T.L. Hobbs' political philosophy, I do agree that his post showed class - at least as it relates to a positive sense of humor. But JJ's contribution, boys and girls, is an example of a post with no class at all.

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boneyfriend
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 9:53:54 AM

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Hopefully a constitutional amendment in the US overturn ing the Supreme Court decision that corporations are people.

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almostfreebird
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 10:11:13 AM

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More serious UFO sightings around the earth.

Maggie
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 5:55:35 PM

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boneyfriend wrote:
Hopefully a constitutional amendment in the US overturn ing the Supreme Court decision that corporations are people.


If they do, then they should also take a look at union contributions.
Do you think Unions are people?

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HWNN1961
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 7:30:58 PM

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I. On the Bright Side:

1. The world does NOT end in December of 2012. (Never mind that the Mayan prophecy is for the end of an era or a recurring period of time...not the world itself).

2. Agree with earlier prediction that Obama will win re-election. The social conservatives and Tea Party types can win Republican primaries and possibly the nomination, but they are the minority view in a minority party. They cannot win a general election. As for those of a somewhat more moderate (read that as "grounded in reality") persuasion: Gingrich has a lot of baggage, and Romney has a long record of changing his mind to suit the political expediency of time and place.

Caveat: if the world economy tanks again, even things beyond Obama's influence, like a European collapse, the door will be open.

3. Democrats take the House of Reps.

4. Europe will stabilize. Hopefully with some concrete and long term steps to give markets confidence.

5. The USA will begin to take halting steps to address its own long-term debt. This is no accomplishment really. If Obama wins, he need merely allow the Bush tax cuts to expire, and trillions are saved over the following decade. More steps like changes to entitlements to follow.


II. On the Not-so-bright side:

1. Confrontation with Iran: it may be triggered by toughened sanctions from the West and the Iranian's closing the Hormuz Straits, an Israeli or a US/NATO strike on their nuclear program.
At best: increasingly tense standoff At worst: limited war.

2. Mirroring some predictions listed above: there will be continued sectarian strife in Iraq...will it lead to civil warfare? If so, Iraq becomes another Lebanon, divided by her more powerful neighbors into spheres of influence....or...a new strongman emerges: there were the Assyrians, the Babylonians, Persians, Macedonians, Romans, Parthians (Persians by any other name), Caliphs, Ottomans, British Mandate, Monarchs, dictators, Saddam....and so we go, full circle, back to the New Saddam. Nature despises a vacuum.

3. Related to #2 above: Republicans will accuse Obama of "losing Iraq". Nevermind that if the USA made it plain that we were going to stay, Al Sadr would have resumed the insurgency....nevermind that if the USA stayed for 50 years, or for 100 years, the power struggle would resume on the 51st year, or the 101st year...internal tranquility or chaos is in the hands of Iraqis, not the hands of Americans. Republicans wanted to stay for their own reasons (hint....oil).

4. More elements of the Syrian army will defect to the protest movement. The Syrian economy will falter under increasing pressure from the Arab League and other international pressures. Civil war is likely.

5. Republicans take the US Senate.

6. Oil prices will rise as the world economy starts to grow faster. North Americans will learn to live with as high as 5.00/gallon gas. This is just the beginning...



III. Same-Old, Same-Old:

1. No progress towards peace in Israel/Palestine. "Settlements" to continue to grow. A fascinating, if deadly experiment. The one thing that all sides agree is that the status quo cannot endure...yet no one knows how to remove the fuse from the powder-keg.

2. Some new dark prediction of "the end times" will replace the Mayan fiasco.

3. The world will not act aggressively to halt global warming, in the face of mounting evidence (like the methane hydrate gasification in the Russian Arctic) that we are nearing the point-of-no-return.

"Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless, and do no wrong". (Knight's Oath, Kingdom of Heaven)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 6:38:16 AM

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DragOnspeaker predicts - "Scotland declares independence from England". Not possible. Scotland is part of the UK, not of England. In any case Scotland may only express a wish for independence - she cannot declare anything constituional - that is reserved to Westminster. Now I predict someone is going to tell me to knock it off and stick to predictions.
Maggie
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 9:56:55 AM

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For you, HWNN:

Buffalo wins the Superbowl.



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HWNN1961
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 6:22:09 PM

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Maggie wrote:
For you, HWNN:

Buffalo wins the Superbowl.





Maggie, would that it were so! But, I predict that your prediction will be wide to the right! But, thanks for the thought!

"Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless, and do no wrong". (Knight's Oath, Kingdom of Heaven)
excaelis
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 7:25:38 PM

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Leonard knows...

The Future

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excaelis
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 8:14:05 PM

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I now realise that whatever the future has in store I will always be able to listen to this and be happy. Dave Grohl, Billy Gibbons and Lemmy Kilmister have restored my faith in Christmas music !!


Run Rudolph Run - For the love of God, RUN !!!

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Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2011 5:15:59 AM

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jacobusmaximus wrote:
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DragOnspeaker predicts - "Scotland declares independence from England". Not possible. Scotland is part of the UK, not of England. In any case Scotland may only express a wish for independence - she cannot declare anything constituional - that is reserved to Westminster.


Actually you are right (don't tell anyone I said so!) Shhh

There is the matter of UDI - but look what happened to Rhodesia!
(Historical note: Rhodesia declared a Unilateral Declaration of Independence from Britain, somewhere around 1960 if I remember rightly.) It is strange talking about things I remember as 'history'.
Rhodesia did not do well after that (Conservative British Understatement) and no longer exists as a country.

Though lovers be lost, love shall not, and Death shall have no dominion. - Dylan Thomas
excaelis
Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2011 2:29:06 PM

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Known to the locals at the time as " The Unilateral Declaration Of Indifference." Somewhere in my library I have a book of contemporaneous Rhodesian political cartoons, which heap scorn on the whole thing.

Sanity is not statistical
dingdong
Posted: Thursday, January 05, 2012 3:40:28 AM

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I have just seen a Discovery channel program about this. The conclusion drawn from the assorted boffins was that the likeliest effect is a disruption to communications caused by the sun entering one of its active periods.
Of course, the threat of volcanos, collisions etc is always with us, but no more likely this year than in any year.
Make your plans for Christmas and the New Year now.
Jeech
Posted: Thursday, January 05, 2012 4:36:17 PM

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3ln¿
^¿v£!l!w
3P!m Pl¿0M


(Can any body decode the line above?)

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Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, January 05, 2012 5:58:27 PM

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Jeech wrote:
3ln¿
^¿v£!l!w
3P!m Pl¿0M


(Can any body decode the line above?)


Someone might do that, but only over my dead body.


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Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, January 05, 2012 8:18:41 PM

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Jeech wrote:
3ln¿
^¿v£!l!w
3P!m Pl¿0M

Isn't that the Mayan prediction in the original text? Whistle Whistle

Though lovers be lost, love shall not, and Death shall have no dominion. - Dylan Thomas
Jeech
Posted: Friday, January 06, 2012 2:06:08 AM

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Jyrkkä Jätkä wrote:
Jeech wrote:
3ln¿
^¿v£!l!w
3P!m Pl¿0M


(Can any body decode the line above?)


Someone might do that, but only over my dead body.


(...laughs) ...no, not too late!

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Jeech
Posted: Friday, January 06, 2012 2:09:47 AM

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Drag0nspeaker wrote:
Jeech wrote:
3ln¿
^¿v£!l!w
3P!m Pl¿0M

Isn't that the Mayan prediction in the original text? Whistle Whistle


well, it's an English version of Gandhara scripture either. ;-)

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Jeech
Posted: Friday, January 06, 2012 3:05:56 PM

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I think some hints would help:

¿ = R
£ = T
^ = Y

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Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Friday, January 06, 2012 3:55:20 PM

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Anyone seen any bodies here?


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Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Saturday, January 07, 2012 3:47:59 PM

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Oh, Jeech, you gave it away!

There would probably be a lot of dead bodies - not just Jyrkkä Jätkä's.

A sort of Universal Soldier you mean?

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