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lazarius
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2019 4:21:13 AM

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7001031/More-HALF-penguins-Irish-aquarium-sex-pairs.html

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In a bizarre coincidence, keepers at the County Kerry aquarium say the number of same-sex couples has rocketed since Ireland legalised gay marriage in 2015.

They say it's a coincidence, I say it's liberal law leading to freewheeling society.

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Blodybeef
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2019 4:40:06 AM

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Another theory in the study was that penguins may pair up with other males because they could not tell the difference between the sexes and so paired at random.




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kaNNa
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2019 7:06:03 AM

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lazarius wrote:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7001031/More-HALF-penguins-Irish-aquarium-sex-pairs.html

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In a bizarre coincidence, keepers at the County Kerry aquarium say the number of same-sex couples has rocketed since Ireland legalised gay marriage in 2015.

They say it's a coincidence, I say it's liberal law leading to freewheeling society.

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It is pure coincidence,nothing to do with legalisation !!!
Lotje1000
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2019 7:28:10 AM

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lazarius wrote:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7001031/More-HALF-penguins-Irish-aquarium-sex-pairs.html

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In a bizarre coincidence, keepers at the County Kerry aquarium say the number of same-sex couples has rocketed since Ireland legalised gay marriage in 2015.

They say it's a coincidence, I say it's liberal law leading to freewheeling society.

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Coincidence? It's that darned Gay Agenda spreading to our penguins! /s
March Hare
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2019 8:03:33 AM

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Lotje1000 wrote:
lazarius wrote:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7001031/More-HALF-penguins-Irish-aquarium-sex-pairs.html

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In a bizarre coincidence, keepers at the County Kerry aquarium say the number of same-sex couples has rocketed since Ireland legalised gay marriage in 2015.

They say it's a coincidence, I say it's liberal law leading to freewheeling society.

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Coincidence? It's that darned Gay Agenda spreading to our penguins! /s


It's spreading like wildfire! Even giraffes and albatrosses are at it nowadays!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1279241/Lesbian-albatrosses-gay-giraffes-open-minded-penguins-So-animals-really-gay.html
towan52
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How do giraffes and albatrosses (albatri?) even get to meet?

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March Hare
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2019 8:59:13 AM

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towan52 wrote:
How do giraffes and albatrosses (albatri?) even get to meet?


Perhaps there's a Tinder app for that?
Verbatim
Posted: Sunday, May 12, 2019 8:17:54 PM
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towan52 wrote:
How do giraffes and albatrosses (albatri?) even get to meet?


At sex (re)education night class? Think

But seriously, about penguins see A Spy in the Huddle, a BBC documentary film dedicated to their
arduous trecking in Antarctica and Peru, all for propagating their natural way of reproduction.
Paul Watson 3
Posted: Saturday, May 18, 2019 3:04:03 AM

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Previous scientists and Biologists in the past would conveniently overlook Homosexuality in animals, birds and reptiles.

Because as science will let you know, that you can ignore something for so long and no matter how hard you try, that something won't disappear.


It is now been reported that Multiple detailed sightings of Canadian Geese have Homosexual pairs that pair for life. The pair have even taken up to raising their own goslings. And how many you ask? Will Mrs Goose and Mrs Goose would attract a Male goose, get humped and then they would both chase him off Aand almost kill the poor guy once he has made his donation.

The Mr and Mr Goose couple were reported to have a little more complications, they would shanghai a Lady goose, Do the dirty and then both would keep her under surveillance and constant guard until she laid her eggs. They would take turns feeding her, and once those eggs were laid, the would chase her away. And Mr and Mr Goose would bring up the chicks, just like any other goose.

Cats, Rats, Mice, Lemmings, Antelope, Lions, Cheetas, Troglodytes, Chimps even some insects, snakes, many creatures on this planet some time have homosexual couples that if Homosexuality was a trait that was a dead end in any creatures evolution, it would have stopped at the first couples death.

But if you ask me, Gay people should be put on the endangered species list, gay folk don't breed, and when they try they kill each other.


PS> I am Gay, so I kinda have the inside scoop on this one. And if being a homosexual is so wrong and Heterosexual is the only way, why don't they say Homosapien ... It's Homosapien
Paul Watson 3
Posted: Saturday, May 18, 2019 3:14:33 AM

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towan52 wrote:
How do giraffes and albatrosses (albatri?) even get to meet?


Albatros return to the island of their birth almost every year after wondering huge distances on the wing. One small island 5000 Albatrosses, Hey Presto, you have a girlfriend, so you clack your beaks together, you whistle and hoot, you get some tail over, she starts dropping eggs those eggs turn into Freakishly hungry things , so they take turns flying around to get food to feed the assessable appetites of this miniature what consumes masses of fish like a fishing trawler ? I know, another Fishing Trawler. So the feed the chicks then... The chick dies its swallowed plastic.

Us Humans are really not cool... If we are not stealing these birds down feather in their nests or polluting their oceANS WITH CHEMICALS AND WASTE, WE designed something that can never be destroyed, it just gets smaller and smaller. Their lives were so difficult and full of huge feats of monolithic like problems that they survived, and then little johnnies sucker paper chokes this magnificent bird like some silent killer.
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