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coag
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2018 4:57:59 PM

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Here are a couple of "a _____ walks into a bar" jokes.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
A synonym strolls into a tavern.
The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
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Romany
Posted: Saturday, August 25, 2018 2:29:51 PM
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Coag -

Thanks for those - they made me grin!
will
Posted: Sunday, August 26, 2018 9:39:41 AM
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana


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Islami
Posted: Sunday, August 26, 2018 12:17:54 PM
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The teacher to a student,"Meet me after the hall when I will be empty".



Just because the writer of an article is British doesn't mean that they use English correctly-DragOnspeaker.
Islami
Posted: Sunday, August 26, 2018 12:30:02 PM
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Just because the writer of an article is British doesn't mean that they use English correctly-DragOnspeaker.
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