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whatson
Posted: Saturday, November 18, 2017 5:05:08 PM
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My neighbor has some brazen calves
-- they come by daily, lick my calves.
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I am a lay-about.
Peter O'Connor - Dundalk
Posted: Saturday, November 18, 2017 7:44:27 PM

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Weird, but interesting!!
Dennis Chen
Posted: Saturday, November 18, 2017 7:48:58 PM

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whatson wrote:
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My neighbor has some brazen calves
-- they come by daily, lick my calves.
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is that some kind of catch phrase?
whatson
Posted: Sunday, November 19, 2017 8:36:48 AM
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Can't think of anything odder:
In the middle of an ugly bridge
(perhaps spanning the fated Oder)
beautiful people playing bridge.
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I am a lay-about.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Sunday, November 19, 2017 1:16:16 PM

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I put all my money in a bank.
Then a flood made all the bank collapse.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
whatson
Posted: Sunday, November 19, 2017 9:17:11 PM
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Kneader, baker, do not loaf,
give us our daily loaf.
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I am a lay-about.
srirr
Posted: Monday, November 20, 2017 12:01:16 AM

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On the roof, I was flying a kite,
But the thread entangled in wings of a kite.



We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
whatson
Posted: Monday, November 20, 2017 3:07:22 PM
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Once a week I yield to passion
out of dough a doe I fashion.
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I am a lay-about.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, November 20, 2017 3:29:13 PM

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I once tried to fake a rope
but it was all fake.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
whatson
Posted: Monday, November 20, 2017 7:17:10 PM
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A pride has lions in it.
And lions have pride, innit?
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I am a lay-about.
srirr
Posted: Monday, November 20, 2017 11:46:06 PM

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A boy had fallen in the well,
When pulled out, he was not well.



We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
whatson
Posted: Wednesday, November 22, 2017 2:37:12 PM
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I can't tell you how I felt
when I touched that Fuzzy Felt!
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I am a lay-about.
srirr
Posted: Thursday, November 23, 2017 12:24:48 AM

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The right statement says that you have no right to write on the right wall.



We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, November 23, 2017 7:42:09 AM

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But what if there's no room left on the left wall? Think

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, November 23, 2017 8:20:41 AM

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Who left the left door open? Was it the boxer who always left his left at the final match?



In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
whatson
Posted: Thursday, November 23, 2017 3:39:30 PM
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Some of us are groovy, some of us are great,
some of you are not so, some of you just grate.
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I am a lay-about.
srirr
Posted: Thursday, November 23, 2017 11:59:18 PM

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There is no room in the room for me.


BTW, great/ grate or dough/ doe are not true homonymns, as I think. These are homophones.

We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Saturday, November 25, 2017 7:25:26 AM

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He addressed me with a low voice and addressed me "your highness" at the same time. Afterwards he sent a letter to my address.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
srirr
Posted: Monday, November 27, 2017 1:28:33 AM

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I looked in the glass that he tripped over a bench while bringing a glass of water for me, as he wasn't wearing glasses.



We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, November 27, 2017 6:50:15 AM

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My current goal is the invent a machine that could change the current in our lake to current.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
srirr
Posted: Monday, November 27, 2017 11:23:29 PM

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Can you pass the can to me?



We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Tuesday, November 28, 2017 6:37:05 AM

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A hood opened the hood of my car. I had never seen that kind of behaviour in our hood.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Bedells
Posted: Friday, December 1, 2017 12:31:18 PM

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How can a baseball pitcher drink a whole pitcher of water?
whatson
Posted: Sunday, December 3, 2017 4:13:50 PM
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How to butter up a bitter baseball batter?
Say: "No concoction rivals your pancake batter."



I am a lay-about.
srirr
Posted: Monday, December 4, 2017 4:18:09 AM

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You cannot park your car near the park.



We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, December 4, 2017 8:29:02 AM

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My friend always uses husky voice when he commands his husky husky.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
srirr
Posted: Tuesday, December 5, 2017 6:51:02 AM

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I was late in attending the honorary function of late admiral.



We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, December 15, 2017 6:01:54 AM

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May wants to go on holiday in May.

I remember, therefore I am.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, December 15, 2017 6:02:21 AM

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But June wants to go in June.Whistle

I remember, therefore I am.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Friday, December 15, 2017 6:11:31 AM

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There once reigned an august King August who wanted to vacation in August.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, December 15, 2017 11:20:33 AM

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But, just then, his enemies decided to march in so he had to take his holidays early - in March!

I remember, therefore I am.
Audiendus
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2018 8:45:32 AM
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While he was relaxing by a spring during his spring vacation, his enemies decided to spring a surprise, and used pogo sticks with a powerful spring to spring over the defensive barbed wire along the frontier.
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