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almo 1
Posted: Wednesday, September 06, 2017 3:42:55 AM
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"WTF(What the fuck?)" comes out automatically!



A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296






The "offending package" was trapped between two "non-opening" double glazed windows




taurine
Posted: Wednesday, September 06, 2017 4:37:08 AM

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Nothing special. Recently I am given opportunity to enjoy a man relieving himself through the window on the roof top of a house opposite mine house Drool .
Regrettably I cannot attach a photo. If I could, I would send it to the Police.

Monthy Python that's nothing
thar
Posted: Wednesday, September 06, 2017 4:37:42 AM

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Oh God that poor woman. Some days you just wish something undone so much you wish the the universe was never created.


Donthailand
Posted: Wednesday, September 06, 2017 8:29:23 AM
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"WTF?" is the correct response.
Wilmar (USA)
Posted: Wednesday, September 06, 2017 11:28:21 AM

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WTF is in appropriate in any situation. And to spell it out is unforgivable.
coag
Posted: Wednesday, September 06, 2017 4:57:24 PM

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almo 1 wrote:
"WTF(xxxxxxxxxxxxx?)" comes out automatically!

She did it her way. (this came out, but not automatically)
almo 1
Posted: Thursday, September 07, 2017 12:20:43 AM
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taurine wrote:
*a man relieving himself through the window on the roof top*







Think

Did he carry a window to the rooftop to relieve himself through the window?




TMe
Posted: Thursday, September 07, 2017 2:45:50 AM

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Guess almo 1, guess.




...also let me know 'mine house' or 'my house'?

I am a layman.
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, September 07, 2017 8:39:39 AM

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@TMe. "...on the roof top of a house opposite mine." There is no need to repeat the word 'house'.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
TMe
Posted: Saturday, September 09, 2017 11:39:47 AM

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Write 'mine' or 'my house'.

I am a layman.
almo 1
Posted: Wednesday, September 13, 2017 10:42:35 AM
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Frozen ball of urine smashes through retired couple's roof,
falling from jumbo jet toilet:



://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/









almo 1
Posted: Sunday, November 12, 2017 2:09:09 PM
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taurine wrote:
Nothing special. Recently I am given opportunity to enjoy a man relieving himself through the window on the roof top of a house opposite mine house Drool .









In England?


thar
Posted: Tuesday, November 21, 2017 12:10:09 PM

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There is a nice postscript to this.

The man originally publicised the story about his date because his landlord was demanding payment for the broken window. He was asking for donations.
(A strange way to go about it, but there you go).

Anyway, the story got so much coverage he got given more money than he needed and donated the extra £1,250 to a project building toilets in Malawi.

https://www.toilettwinning.org

Applause
coag
Posted: Tuesday, November 21, 2017 1:55:17 PM

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taurine wrote:
Nothing special. Recently I am given opportunity to enjoy a man relieving himself through the window on the roof top of a house opposite mine house Drool .

Was it a tall house? Was the man's life in danger?
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