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Q: You're a fan of the 80's, aren't you?
A: I can't believe you're asking me that.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q - What question would you never expect?
A - I'd like to know what's really real.
Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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Joined: 3/23/2015
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Why do you want to hear about the scandal, Drago?
Those darn alerts keep going and going!
"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons." Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
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Why do you always seem so uptight and alarmed, Hope?
You'd be uptight with your underwear in a knot!
Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
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What's your problem if I'm uptight?
Traffic is a poor excuse to explain your delay each time.
"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 4/10/2014
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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
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Q: Sorry, I'm late because... Oh, you already know why?
A: Ace of diamonds, ha!
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Q - Which card was it which will trigger your hypnotic command to shoot the first person you see?
A - The Knave of Swords.
Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
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Q- Uh? The nave of surds?
A- I am not pregnant.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
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Q - I love fresh bread. Have you got a bun in the oven?
A - They put warm yeast in front of the air-conditioner inlet.
Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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Q: And how do they deal with the humidity?
A: Because it was considered anti-national, if you please.
"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Q- Why didn't the Police allow me to display my big sign "Extraterrestrials, invade India!"???
A- Almost as much as our dog.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Q - How much do you worry about the new Prime Minister question?
A - Che sera sera.
Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
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Q- Is Boris Johnson going to be your new revolution leader in the UK?
A- I swear I'm guilty!
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Q - In event of conviction you will be sentenced to deportation to a tropical island, so how do you plead?
A - It was Caruso, not Crusoe.
Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Q: Why didn't you get Robinson's autograph ?
A: He forgot to get the bow for the viola.
"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Q - Why is he bending over?
A - It affects you if you go diving.
Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Q: Why didn't you allow your son to take part in the balloon burst competition?
A: The rice was overcooked and sticky.
"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
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Q. Your wife is very angry with you: what did you tell her?
A. They came to my hotel room then I don't remember anything else.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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So what did YOU tell your wife when you got home from the hotel, Anton?
A Jacuzzi hot tub
"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons." Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
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Q: And where was the final clue hidden at the Treasure Hunt?
A: They said it must be the global warming that's causing it.
"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
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Q- Jennifer has always been a gorgeous woman but, tell me, why did she look so hot during the party last night?
A- I would have expected nothing less from him.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Joined: 12/22/2014
Posts: 129
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Q: Would you believe he let me hear the very lowest note he could play on his tuba?
A: Because they're really hard to understand.
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” ― Carl Sagan
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 4/10/2014
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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
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Q- Why do you never answer her questions?
A- I thought she knew that he knew you knew.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 12/22/2014
Posts: 129
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Q: Do you understand why I'm firing you?
A: She said you would do it this afternoon.
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” ― Carl Sagan
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Q: Why didn't the cleaning lady do my room?
A: One million dollars.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q: And what is the latest bank note this clown President is going to issue with his mug on it?
A: Cheaper by the dozen, I'd say.
"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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What was that Steve Martin movie about the football coach with the big family?
I'd be weighing up my options very carefully.
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” ― Carl Sagan
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Q: So next vacation : Kashmir or Afghanistan, Clyde?
A: It wasn't really Epstein's fault, you know.
"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Q: I suppose you'd blame all the young women who fell under that villain's evil spell?
A: Yes, but that's not the main reason.
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” ― Carl Sagan
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You like Australia because of the weather, then?
It's the ambience, the zeitgeist and a bit of je ne sais quoi.
Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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Q: Why are you fond of the Let's Get Drunk Café in New Orleans?
A: Don't look too happy about it!
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q: wood yu be leave my dawter wants mee two correc the speling mistaches in her esay?
A: You can do it now, if you like.
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” ― Carl Sagan
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