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Q: You're a fan of the 80's, aren't you?
A: I can't believe you're asking me that.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q - What question would you never expect?
A - I'd like to know what's really real.
Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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Why do you want to hear about the scandal, Drago?
Those darn alerts keep going and going!
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes/ears. It was their final, most essential command Orwell 1984
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Why do you always seem so uptight and alarmed, Hope?
You'd be uptight with your underwear in a knot!
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What's your problem if I'm uptight?
Traffic is a poor excuse to explain your delay each time.
"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Q: Sorry, I'm late because... Oh, you already know why?
A: Ace of diamonds, ha!
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q - Which card was it which will trigger your hypnotic command to shoot the first person you see?
A - The Knave of Swords.
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Q- Uh? The nave of surds?
A- I am not pregnant.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q - I love fresh bread. Have you got a bun in the oven?
A - They put warm yeast in front of the air-conditioner inlet.
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Q: And how do they deal with the humidity?
A: Because it was considered anti-national, if you please.
"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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Q- Why didn't the Police allow me to display my big sign "Extraterrestrials, invade India!"???
A- Almost as much as our dog.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q - How much do you worry about the new Prime Minister question?
A - Che sera sera.
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Q- Is Boris Johnson going to be your new revolution leader in the UK?
A- I swear I'm guilty!
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q - In event of conviction you will be sentenced to deportation to a tropical island, so how do you plead?
A - It was Caruso, not Crusoe.
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Q: Why didn't you get Robinson's autograph ?
A: He forgot to get the bow for the viola.
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Q - Why is he bending over?
A - It affects you if you go diving.
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Q: Why didn't you allow your son to take part in the balloon burst competition?
A: The rice was overcooked and sticky.
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Q. Your wife is very angry with you: what did you tell her?
A. They came to my hotel room then I don't remember anything else.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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So what did YOU tell your wife when you got home from the hotel, Anton?
A Jacuzzi hot tub
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes/ears. It was their final, most essential command Orwell 1984
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Q: And where was the final clue hidden at the Treasure Hunt?
A: They said it must be the global warming that's causing it.
"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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Q- Jennifer has always been a gorgeous woman but, tell me, why did she look so hot during the party last night?
A- I would have expected nothing less from him.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q: Would you believe he let me hear the very lowest note he could play on his tuba?
A: Because they're really hard to understand.
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” ― Carl Sagan
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Q- Why do you never answer her questions?
A- I thought she knew that he knew you knew.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q: Do you understand why I'm firing you?
A: She said you would do it this afternoon.
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” ― Carl Sagan
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Q: Why didn't the cleaning lady do my room?
A: One million dollars.
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q: And what is the latest bank note this clown President is going to issue with his mug on it?
A: Cheaper by the dozen, I'd say.
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What was that Steve Martin movie about the football coach with the big family?
I'd be weighing up my options very carefully.
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” ― Carl Sagan
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Q: So next vacation : Kashmir or Afghanistan, Clyde?
A: It wasn't really Epstein's fault, you know.
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Q: I suppose you'd blame all the young women who fell under that villain's evil spell?
A: Yes, but that's not the main reason.
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” ― Carl Sagan
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You like Australia because of the weather, then?
It's the ambience, the zeitgeist and a bit of je ne sais quoi.
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Q: Why are you fond of the Let's Get Drunk Café in New Orleans?
A: Don't look too happy about it!
"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Q: wood yu be leave my dawter wants mee two correc the speling mistaches in her esay?
A: You can do it now, if you like.
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” ― Carl Sagan
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Q: I forgot to applaud at the curtain call! Will she be upset?
A: He's got his marriage vows screened by his lawyer.
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Q: Why do you think he has to be careful about marrying his lawyer?
A: Because it's going to happen any moment.
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” ― Carl Sagan
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Why are you getting your iPhone out now, Clyde?
Close and lock the safe!
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes/ears. It was their final, most essential command Orwell 1984
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